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![]() Subject: FW: One sunny day in 2009 One sunny day in 2009, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Barack Obama.' The Marine replied, 'Sir, Mr. Obama is not President and doesn't reside here.' The old man said, 'Okay,' and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Barack Obama'. The Marine again told the man, 'Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is not President and doesn't reside here.' The man thanked him and again walked away. The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying 'I would like to go in and meet with President Barack Obama' The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, 'Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already several times that Mr. Obama is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?' The old man answered, 'Oh, I understand you fine. I just love hearing your answer!' The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, 'See you tomorrow, Sir!" |
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Subject: FW: One sunny day in 2009 One sunny day in 2009, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Barack Obama.' The Marine replied, 'Sir, Mr. Obama is not President and doesn't reside here.' The old man said, 'Okay,' and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Barack Obama'. The Marine again told the man, 'Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is not President and doesn't reside here.' The man thanked him and again walked away. The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying 'I would like to go in and meet with President Barack Obama' The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, 'Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already several times that Mr. Obama is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?' The old man answered, 'Oh, I understand you fine. I just love hearing your answer!' The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, 'See you tomorrow, Sir!" Semper Fi! Theres' a story we are about to tell. I've spent half my time on this world dissing Marines and the other half thanking them for their dedication. Chris |
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![]() "ChrisC" wrote in message ... Lu Powell wrote: Subject: FW: One sunny day in 2009 One sunny day in 2009, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Barack Obama.' The Marine replied, 'Sir, Mr. Obama is not President and doesn't reside here.' The old man said, 'Okay,' and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Barack Obama'. The Marine again told the man, 'Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is not President and doesn't reside here.' The man thanked him and again walked away. The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying 'I would like to go in and meet with President Barack Obama' The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, 'Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already several times that Mr. Obama is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?' The old man answered, 'Oh, I understand you fine. I just love hearing your answer!' The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, 'See you tomorrow, Sir!" Semper Fi! Theres' a story we are about to tell. I've spent half my time on this world dissing Marines and the other half thanking them for their dedication. Chris Semper Fi! to you. I'm an old Air Force enlisted, Coast Gaurd mustang retired, with two grandsons in the Marine Corps. One is in Iraq now. THe other will be there soon. God Speed to both of them and all their comrades. |
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On Sat, 6 Sep 2008 22:15:09 -0400, "Lu Powell"
wrote: "ChrisC" wrote in message .. . Lu Powell wrote: Subject: FW: One sunny day in 2009 One sunny day in 2009, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Barack Obama.' The Marine replied, 'Sir, Mr. Obama is not President and doesn't reside here.' The old man said, 'Okay,' and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Barack Obama'. The Marine again told the man, 'Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is not President and doesn't reside here.' The man thanked him and again walked away. The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying 'I would like to go in and meet with President Barack Obama' The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, 'Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already several times that Mr. Obama is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?' The old man answered, 'Oh, I understand you fine. I just love hearing your answer!' The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, 'See you tomorrow, Sir!" Semper Fi! Theres' a story we are about to tell. I've spent half my time on this world dissing Marines and the other half thanking them for their dedication. Chris Semper Fi! to you. I'm an old Air Force enlisted, Coast Gaurd mustang retired, with two grandsons in the Marine Corps. One is in Iraq now. THe other will be there soon. God Speed to both of them and all their comrades. Amen to that. |
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![]() wrote in message ... On Sat, 6 Sep 2008 21:09:27 -0400, "Lu Powell" wrote: Subject: FW: One sunny day in 2009 One sunny day in 2009, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Barack Obama.' The Marine replied, 'Sir, Mr. Obama is not President and doesn't reside here.' The old man said, 'Okay,' and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Barack Obama'. The Marine again told the man, 'Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is not President and doesn't reside here.' The man thanked him and again walked away. The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying 'I would like to go in and meet with President Barack Obama' The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, 'Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already several times that Mr. Obama is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?' The old man answered, 'Oh, I understand you fine. I just love hearing your answer!' The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, 'See you tomorrow, Sir!" Not to be pedantic but the white house police are civilians, not marines. Marines guard embassies and some naval facilities. Ironically they also guard NSA which is actually on an army base. Maybe NSA knows something else they aren't telling us. I know on my trip into the bowels of NSA one night I have never been as sure a guard would shoot me as I was at NSA. None of this empty magazine well .45 stuff there. He was cocked and locked, staying within arm's length of me all the time. It was a joke. |
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