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HK August 26th 08 03:59 PM

McCain Attacks Obama's Kids!
 
Unbelievable!


New McCain Ad Attacks Obama Kids


In what might be his most controversial attack ad in a campaign
dominated by them, presumptive G.O.P. presidential nominee John McCain
today launched a new TV spot attacking Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill)'s two
children.

According to political insiders, a negative ad targeting a rival's
offspring is highly unorthodox, especially when the children in question
are under the age of ten.

But after the two Obama kids scored in their performance on national
television last night at the Democratic convention, "we had to do
something to give the American people some straight talk on those two
brats," Sen. McCain said today.

In the ad, which is being broadcast in key swing states, an announcer
intones, "They're the cutest children in the world - but are they ready
to lead?"

The spot uses visuals to link the two Obama kids to other famously cute
kids, such as the young Drew Barrymore and the Cabbage Patch dolls.

The commercial goes on to blast the Obama children for "smiling and
giggling but refusing to state their position on offshore oil drilling."

While some critics questioned how well the ad would play in living rooms
across America, Sen. McCain defended it, telling reporters, "It played
very well in all of my living rooms."
- - -



Another winner from my favorite news reporter, Andy Borowitz.
www.andyborowitz.com

D.Duck August 26th 08 04:05 PM

McCain Attacks Obama's Kids!
 

"hk" wrote in message
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Unbelievable!


New McCain Ad Attacks Obama Kids


In what might be his most controversial attack ad in a campaign dominated
by them, presumptive G.O.P. presidential nominee John McCain today
launched a new TV spot attacking Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill)'s two children.

According to political insiders, a negative ad targeting a rival's
offspring is highly unorthodox, especially when the children in question
are under the age of ten.

But after the two Obama kids scored in their performance on national
television last night at the Democratic convention, "we had to do
something to give the American people some straight talk on those two
brats," Sen. McCain said today.

In the ad, which is being broadcast in key swing states, an announcer
intones, "They're the cutest children in the world - but are they ready to
lead?"

The spot uses visuals to link the two Obama kids to other famously cute
kids, such as the young Drew Barrymore and the Cabbage Patch dolls.

The commercial goes on to blast the Obama children for "smiling and
giggling but refusing to state their position on offshore oil drilling."

While some critics questioned how well the ad would play in living rooms
across America, Sen. McCain defended it, telling reporters, "It played
very well in all of my living rooms."
- - -



Another winner from my favorite news reporter, Andy Borowitz.
www.andyborowitz.com


Yes, I know it's humor but where did McCain say "we had to do
something to give the American people some straight talk on those two
brats"?

If he did say it shame on him. If he didn't I don't think "his" words
should be placed inside quotes.



HK August 26th 08 04:17 PM

McCain Attacks Obama's Kids!
 
D.Duck wrote:
"hk" wrote in message
. ..
Unbelievable!


New McCain Ad Attacks Obama Kids


In what might be his most controversial attack ad in a campaign dominated
by them, presumptive G.O.P. presidential nominee John McCain today
launched a new TV spot attacking Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill)'s two children.

According to political insiders, a negative ad targeting a rival's
offspring is highly unorthodox, especially when the children in question
are under the age of ten.

But after the two Obama kids scored in their performance on national
television last night at the Democratic convention, "we had to do
something to give the American people some straight talk on those two
brats," Sen. McCain said today.

In the ad, which is being broadcast in key swing states, an announcer
intones, "They're the cutest children in the world - but are they ready to
lead?"

The spot uses visuals to link the two Obama kids to other famously cute
kids, such as the young Drew Barrymore and the Cabbage Patch dolls.

The commercial goes on to blast the Obama children for "smiling and
giggling but refusing to state their position on offshore oil drilling."

While some critics questioned how well the ad would play in living rooms
across America, Sen. McCain defended it, telling reporters, "It played
very well in all of my living rooms."
- - -



Another winner from my favorite news reporter, Andy Borowitz.
www.andyborowitz.com


Yes, I know it's humor but where did McCain say "we had to do
something to give the American people some straight talk on those two
brats"?

If he did say it shame on him. If he didn't I don't think "his" words
should be placed inside quotes.



It's satire. Up until this moment, I thought only Loogy the Terminally
Dumb took Andy literally.

Quack, quack, quack.

[email protected] August 26th 08 04:17 PM

McCain Attacks Obama's Kids!
 
On Aug 26, 11:05*am, "D.Duck" wrote:
"hk" wrote in message

. ..





Unbelievable!


New McCain Ad Attacks Obama Kids


In what might be his most controversial attack ad in a campaign dominated
by them, presumptive G.O.P. presidential nominee John McCain today
launched a new TV spot attacking Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill)'s two children.


According to political insiders, a negative ad targeting a rival's
offspring is highly unorthodox, especially when the children in question
are under the age of ten.


But after the two Obama kids scored in their performance on national
television last night at the Democratic convention, "we had to do
something to give the American people some straight talk on those two
brats," Sen. McCain said today.


In the ad, which is being broadcast in key swing states, an announcer
intones, "They're the cutest children in the world - but are they ready to
lead?"


The spot uses visuals to link the two Obama kids to other famously cute
kids, such as the young Drew Barrymore and the Cabbage Patch dolls.


The commercial goes on to blast the Obama children for "smiling and
giggling but refusing to state their position on offshore oil drilling."


While some critics questioned how well the ad would play in living rooms
across America, Sen. McCain defended it, telling reporters, "It played
very well in all of my living rooms."
*- - -


Another winner from my favorite news reporter, Andy Borowitz.
www.andyborowitz.com


Yes, I know it's humor but where did McCain say "we had to do
something to give the American people some straight talk on those two
brats"?

If he did say it shame on him. *If he didn't I don't think "his" words
should be placed inside quotes.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Harry finds it quite acceptable for him and his lover/clone/son JimH
to say things about people's children, spouse, etc.

D.Duck August 26th 08 04:26 PM

McCain Attacks Obama's Kids!
 

"hk" wrote in message
. ..
D.Duck wrote:
"hk" wrote in message
. ..
Unbelievable!


New McCain Ad Attacks Obama Kids


In what might be his most controversial attack ad in a campaign
dominated by them, presumptive G.O.P. presidential nominee John McCain
today launched a new TV spot attacking Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill)'s two
children.

According to political insiders, a negative ad targeting a rival's
offspring is highly unorthodox, especially when the children in question
are under the age of ten.

But after the two Obama kids scored in their performance on national
television last night at the Democratic convention, "we had to do
something to give the American people some straight talk on those two
brats," Sen. McCain said today.

In the ad, which is being broadcast in key swing states, an announcer
intones, "They're the cutest children in the world - but are they ready
to lead?"

The spot uses visuals to link the two Obama kids to other famously cute
kids, such as the young Drew Barrymore and the Cabbage Patch dolls.

The commercial goes on to blast the Obama children for "smiling and
giggling but refusing to state their position on offshore oil drilling."

While some critics questioned how well the ad would play in living rooms
across America, Sen. McCain defended it, telling reporters, "It played
very well in all of my living rooms."
- - -



Another winner from my favorite news reporter, Andy Borowitz.
www.andyborowitz.com


Yes, I know it's humor but where did McCain say "we had to do
something to give the American people some straight talk on those two
brats"?

If he did say it shame on him. If he didn't I don't think "his" words
should be placed inside quotes.


It's satire. Up until this moment, I thought only Loogy the Terminally
Dumb took Andy literally.

Quack, quack, quack.


In case you didn't notice, I noted it was humor. But some people reading it
may take the quote literally.



HK August 26th 08 04:29 PM

McCain Attacks Obama's Kids!
 
D.Duck wrote:
"hk" wrote in message
. ..
D.Duck wrote:
"hk" wrote in message
. ..
Unbelievable!


New McCain Ad Attacks Obama Kids


In what might be his most controversial attack ad in a campaign
dominated by them, presumptive G.O.P. presidential nominee John McCain
today launched a new TV spot attacking Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill)'s two
children.

According to political insiders, a negative ad targeting a rival's
offspring is highly unorthodox, especially when the children in question
are under the age of ten.

But after the two Obama kids scored in their performance on national
television last night at the Democratic convention, "we had to do
something to give the American people some straight talk on those two
brats," Sen. McCain said today.

In the ad, which is being broadcast in key swing states, an announcer
intones, "They're the cutest children in the world - but are they ready
to lead?"

The spot uses visuals to link the two Obama kids to other famously cute
kids, such as the young Drew Barrymore and the Cabbage Patch dolls.

The commercial goes on to blast the Obama children for "smiling and
giggling but refusing to state their position on offshore oil drilling."

While some critics questioned how well the ad would play in living rooms
across America, Sen. McCain defended it, telling reporters, "It played
very well in all of my living rooms."
- - -



Another winner from my favorite news reporter, Andy Borowitz.
www.andyborowitz.com
Yes, I know it's humor but where did McCain say "we had to do
something to give the American people some straight talk on those two
brats"?

If he did say it shame on him. If he didn't I don't think "his" words
should be placed inside quotes.

It's satire. Up until this moment, I thought only Loogy the Terminally
Dumb took Andy literally.

Quack, quack, quack.


In case you didn't notice, I noted it was humor. But some people reading it
may take the quote literally.




I'm not concerned about Loogy.

[email protected] August 26th 08 04:54 PM

McCain Attacks Obama's Kids!
 
On Aug 26, 11:26*am, "D.Duck" wrote:
"hk" wrote in message

. ..





D.Duck wrote:
"hk" wrote in message
m...
Unbelievable!


New McCain Ad Attacks Obama Kids


In what might be his most controversial attack ad in a campaign
dominated by them, presumptive G.O.P. presidential nominee John McCain
today launched a new TV spot attacking Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill)'s two
children.


According to political insiders, a negative ad targeting a rival's
offspring is highly unorthodox, especially when the children in question
are under the age of ten.


But after the two Obama kids scored in their performance on national
television last night at the Democratic convention, "we had to do
something to give the American people some straight talk on those two
brats," Sen. McCain said today.


In the ad, which is being broadcast in key swing states, an announcer
intones, "They're the cutest children in the world - but are they ready
to lead?"


The spot uses visuals to link the two Obama kids to other famously cute
kids, such as the young Drew Barrymore and the Cabbage Patch dolls.


The commercial goes on to blast the Obama children for "smiling and
giggling but refusing to state their position on offshore oil drilling."


While some critics questioned how well the ad would play in living rooms
across America, Sen. McCain defended it, telling reporters, "It played
very well in all of my living rooms."
*- - -


Another winner from my favorite news reporter, Andy Borowitz.
www.andyborowitz.com


Yes, I know it's humor but where did McCain say "we had to do
something to give the American people some straight talk on those two
brats"?


If he did say it shame on him. *If he didn't I don't think "his" words
should be placed inside quotes.


It's satire. Up until this moment, I thought only Loogy the Terminally
Dumb took Andy literally.


Quack, quack, quack.


In case you didn't notice, I noted it was humor. *But some people reading it
may take the quote literally.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


That is the intent. It's the "Air America/Daily Kos" method of scewing
the news... The lemmings run with it, how long till the dem pundits
are talking about the "quote" in primetime.. Just have to say it
enough times..

HK August 26th 08 05:28 PM

McCain Attacks Obama's Kids!
 
wrote:
On Aug 26, 11:26 am, "D.Duck" wrote:
"hk" wrote in message

. ..





D.Duck wrote:
"hk" wrote in message
. ..
Unbelievable!
New McCain Ad Attacks Obama Kids
In what might be his most controversial attack ad in a campaign
dominated by them, presumptive G.O.P. presidential nominee John McCain
today launched a new TV spot attacking Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill)'s two
children.
According to political insiders, a negative ad targeting a rival's
offspring is highly unorthodox, especially when the children in question
are under the age of ten.
But after the two Obama kids scored in their performance on national
television last night at the Democratic convention, "we had to do
something to give the American people some straight talk on those two
brats," Sen. McCain said today.
In the ad, which is being broadcast in key swing states, an announcer
intones, "They're the cutest children in the world - but are they ready
to lead?"
The spot uses visuals to link the two Obama kids to other famously cute
kids, such as the young Drew Barrymore and the Cabbage Patch dolls.
The commercial goes on to blast the Obama children for "smiling and
giggling but refusing to state their position on offshore oil drilling."
While some critics questioned how well the ad would play in living rooms
across America, Sen. McCain defended it, telling reporters, "It played
very well in all of my living rooms."
- - -
Another winner from my favorite news reporter, Andy Borowitz.
www.andyborowitz.com
Yes, I know it's humor but where did McCain say "we had to do
something to give the American people some straight talk on those two
brats"?
If he did say it shame on him. If he didn't I don't think "his" words
should be placed inside quotes.
It's satire. Up until this moment, I thought only Loogy the Terminally
Dumb took Andy literally.
Quack, quack, quack.

In case you didn't notice, I noted it was humor. But some people reading it
may take the quote literally.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


That is the intent. It's the "Air America/Daily Kos" method of scewing
the news... The lemmings run with it, how long till the dem pundits
are talking about the "quote" in primetime.. Just have to say it
enough times..



Stupid is as stupid believes?

[email protected] August 26th 08 05:47 PM

McCain Attacks Obama's Kids!
 
On Aug 26, 12:28*pm, hk wrote:
wrote:
On Aug 26, 11:26 am, "D.Duck" wrote:
"hk" wrote in message


m...


D.Duck wrote:
"hk" wrote in message
news:UMidnaR97rXxhynVnZ2dnUVZ_gednZ2d@comcast. com...
Unbelievable!
New McCain Ad Attacks Obama Kids
In what might be his most controversial attack ad in a campaign
dominated by them, presumptive G.O.P. presidential nominee John McCain
today launched a new TV spot attacking Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill)'s two
children.
According to political insiders, a negative ad targeting a rival's
offspring is highly unorthodox, especially when the children in question
are under the age of ten.
But after the two Obama kids scored in their performance on national
television last night at the Democratic convention, "we had to do
something to give the American people some straight talk on those two
brats," Sen. McCain said today.
In the ad, which is being broadcast in key swing states, an announcer
intones, "They're the cutest children in the world - but are they ready
to lead?"
The spot uses visuals to link the two Obama kids to other famously cute
kids, such as the young Drew Barrymore and the Cabbage Patch dolls.
The commercial goes on to blast the Obama children for "smiling and
giggling but refusing to state their position on offshore oil drilling."
While some critics questioned how well the ad would play in living rooms
across America, Sen. McCain defended it, telling reporters, "It played
very well in all of my living rooms."
*- - -
Another winner from my favorite news reporter, Andy Borowitz.
www.andyborowitz.com
Yes, I know it's humor but where did McCain say "we had to do
something to give the American people some straight talk on those two
brats"?
If he did say it shame on him. *If he didn't I don't think "his" words
should be placed inside quotes.
It's satire. Up until this moment, I thought only Loogy the Terminally
Dumb took Andy literally.
Quack, quack, quack.
In case you didn't notice, I noted it was humor. *But some people reading it
may take the quote literally.- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


That is the intent. It's the "Air America/Daily Kos" method of scewing
the news... The lemmings run with it, how long till the dem pundits
are talking about the "quote" in primetime.. Just have to say it
enough times..


Stupid is as stupid believes?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Yes, some people ARE stupid enough to believe your lies.
Like ownership of a 36' Zimmerman like lobster boat
Your father's trans-Atlantic trip in a runabout w/ a fireboat welcome
in NYC
Your single handing around the horn
Your Hatteras ownership
Your wife's Dr. Dr. degrees
Your Yale degree
and on, and on, and on......LIAR.

[email protected] August 26th 08 05:50 PM

McCain Attacks Obama's Kids!
 
On Aug 26, 10:59*am, hk wrote:
Unbelievable!

New McCain Ad Attacks Obama Kids

In what might be his most controversial attack ad in a campaign
dominated by them, presumptive G.O.P. presidential nominee John McCain
today launched a new TV spot attacking Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill)'s two
children.

According to political insiders, a negative ad targeting a rival's
offspring is highly unorthodox, especially when the children in question
are under the age of ten.

But after the two Obama kids scored in their performance on national
television last night at the Democratic convention, "we had to do
something to give the American people some straight talk on those two
brats," Sen. McCain said today.

In the ad, which is being broadcast in key swing states, an announcer
intones, "They're the cutest children in the world - but are they ready
to lead?"

The spot uses visuals to link the two Obama kids to other famously cute
kids, such as the young Drew Barrymore and the Cabbage Patch dolls.

The commercial goes on to blast the Obama children for "smiling and
giggling but refusing to state their position on offshore oil drilling."

While some critics questioned how well the ad would play in living rooms
across America, Sen. McCain defended it, telling reporters, "It played
very well in all of my living rooms."
* - - -

Another winner from my favorite news reporter, Andy Borowitz.www.andyborowitz.com


halarious, yukyuk

Earl of Warwich, Duke of Cornwall, Marquies of Anglesea, Sir Reginald P. Smithers III Esq. LLC, STP. August 26th 08 06:10 PM

McCain Attacks Obama's Kids!
 
wrote:
On Aug 26, 10:59 am, hk wrote:
Unbelievable!

New McCain Ad Attacks Obama Kids

In what might be his most controversial attack ad in a campaign
dominated by them, presumptive G.O.P. presidential nominee John McCain
today launched a new TV spot attacking Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill)'s two
children.

According to political insiders, a negative ad targeting a rival's
offspring is highly unorthodox, especially when the children in question
are under the age of ten.

But after the two Obama kids scored in their performance on national
television last night at the Democratic convention, "we had to do
something to give the American people some straight talk on those two
brats," Sen. McCain said today.

In the ad, which is being broadcast in key swing states, an announcer
intones, "They're the cutest children in the world - but are they ready
to lead?"

The spot uses visuals to link the two Obama kids to other famously cute
kids, such as the young Drew Barrymore and the Cabbage Patch dolls.

The commercial goes on to blast the Obama children for "smiling and
giggling but refusing to state their position on offshore oil drilling."

While some critics questioned how well the ad would play in living rooms
across America, Sen. McCain defended it, telling reporters, "It played
very well in all of my living rooms."
- - -

Another winner from my favorite news reporter, Andy Borowitz.
www.andyborowitz.com

halarious, yukyuk


I love good satire, but I didn't see anything funny. did you really
like it or was your yuk yuk, tongue in cheek.

John H.[_6_] August 26th 08 07:09 PM

McCain Attacks Obama's Kids!
 
On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 09:50:54 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

On Aug 26, 10:59*am, hk wrote:
Unbelievable!

New McCain Ad Attacks Obama Kids

In what might be his most controversial attack ad in a campaign
dominated by them, presumptive G.O.P. presidential nominee John McCain
today launched a new TV spot attacking Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill)'s two
children.

According to political insiders, a negative ad targeting a rival's
offspring is highly unorthodox, especially when the children in question
are under the age of ten.

But after the two Obama kids scored in their performance on national
television last night at the Democratic convention, "we had to do
something to give the American people some straight talk on those two
brats," Sen. McCain said today.

In the ad, which is being broadcast in key swing states, an announcer
intones, "They're the cutest children in the world - but are they ready
to lead?"

The spot uses visuals to link the two Obama kids to other famously cute
kids, such as the young Drew Barrymore and the Cabbage Patch dolls.

The commercial goes on to blast the Obama children for "smiling and
giggling but refusing to state their position on offshore oil drilling."

While some critics questioned how well the ad would play in living rooms
across America, Sen. McCain defended it, telling reporters, "It played
very well in all of my living rooms."
* - - -

Another winner from my favorite news reporter, Andy Borowitz.
www.andyborowitz.com

halarious, yukyuk


Borowitz was simply pointing out that the two kids were the most exciting,
interesting, and stimulating part of the whole evening.

Calif Bill August 26th 08 07:26 PM

McCain Attacks Obama's Kids!
 

"hk" wrote in message
. ..
D.Duck wrote:
"hk" wrote in message
. ..
Unbelievable!


New McCain Ad Attacks Obama Kids


In what might be his most controversial attack ad in a campaign
dominated by them, presumptive G.O.P. presidential nominee John McCain
today launched a new TV spot attacking Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill)'s two
children.

According to political insiders, a negative ad targeting a rival's
offspring is highly unorthodox, especially when the children in question
are under the age of ten.

But after the two Obama kids scored in their performance on national
television last night at the Democratic convention, "we had to do
something to give the American people some straight talk on those two
brats," Sen. McCain said today.

In the ad, which is being broadcast in key swing states, an announcer
intones, "They're the cutest children in the world - but are they ready
to lead?"

The spot uses visuals to link the two Obama kids to other famously cute
kids, such as the young Drew Barrymore and the Cabbage Patch dolls.

The commercial goes on to blast the Obama children for "smiling and
giggling but refusing to state their position on offshore oil drilling."

While some critics questioned how well the ad would play in living rooms
across America, Sen. McCain defended it, telling reporters, "It played
very well in all of my living rooms."
- - -



Another winner from my favorite news reporter, Andy Borowitz.
www.andyborowitz.com


Yes, I know it's humor but where did McCain say "we had to do
something to give the American people some straight talk on those two
brats"?

If he did say it shame on him. If he didn't I don't think "his" words
should be placed inside quotes.


It's satire. Up until this moment, I thought only Loogy the Terminally
Dumb took Andy literally.

Quack, quack, quack.


Nope, you were trying to put it out there as the truth. Tell a lie enough
times and people will start to believe it.



HK August 26th 08 07:40 PM

McCain Attacks Obama's Kids!
 
Calif Bill wrote:
"hk" wrote in message
. ..
D.Duck wrote:
"hk" wrote in message
. ..
Unbelievable!


New McCain Ad Attacks Obama Kids


In what might be his most controversial attack ad in a campaign
dominated by them, presumptive G.O.P. presidential nominee John McCain
today launched a new TV spot attacking Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill)'s two
children.

According to political insiders, a negative ad targeting a rival's
offspring is highly unorthodox, especially when the children in question
are under the age of ten.

But after the two Obama kids scored in their performance on national
television last night at the Democratic convention, "we had to do
something to give the American people some straight talk on those two
brats," Sen. McCain said today.

In the ad, which is being broadcast in key swing states, an announcer
intones, "They're the cutest children in the world - but are they ready
to lead?"

The spot uses visuals to link the two Obama kids to other famously cute
kids, such as the young Drew Barrymore and the Cabbage Patch dolls.

The commercial goes on to blast the Obama children for "smiling and
giggling but refusing to state their position on offshore oil drilling."

While some critics questioned how well the ad would play in living rooms
across America, Sen. McCain defended it, telling reporters, "It played
very well in all of my living rooms."
- - -



Another winner from my favorite news reporter, Andy Borowitz.
www.andyborowitz.com
Yes, I know it's humor but where did McCain say "we had to do
something to give the American people some straight talk on those two
brats"?

If he did say it shame on him. If he didn't I don't think "his" words
should be placed inside quotes.

It's satire. Up until this moment, I thought only Loogy the Terminally
Dumb took Andy literally.

Quack, quack, quack.


Nope, you were trying to put it out there as the truth. Tell a lie enough
times and people will start to believe it.




Oh, puh-lease. Andy Borowitz is a well-known comedian and satirist. The
purpose of the column was to show just how outrageous the lies are that
the Republicans and their camp followers are telling about the Obamas.
It was a sort of "what's next from the Republicans" column.

It isn't my fault you, loogy, and a few other low-brain-outputters here
are dumb enough to take this sort of satire seriously. You really need
to stop listening to Rush, Faux News, and the rest of the right-wing
garbage on the airwaves. Concern yourselves with the idiot in the White
House who sent 4200 young Americans to their deaths in Iraq and
Afghanistan over his "mistake."

[email protected] August 26th 08 07:58 PM

McCain Attacks Obama's Kids!
 
On Aug 26, 2:40*pm, hk wrote:
Calif Bill wrote:
"hk" wrote in message
...
D.Duck wrote:
"hk" wrote in message
om...
Unbelievable!


New McCain Ad Attacks Obama Kids


In what might be his most controversial attack ad in a campaign
dominated by them, presumptive G.O.P. presidential nominee John McCain
today launched a new TV spot attacking Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill)'s two
children.


According to political insiders, a negative ad targeting a rival's
offspring is highly unorthodox, especially when the children in question
are under the age of ten.


But after the two Obama kids scored in their performance on national
television last night at the Democratic convention, "we had to do
something to give the American people some straight talk on those two
brats," Sen. McCain said today.


In the ad, which is being broadcast in key swing states, an announcer
intones, "They're the cutest children in the world - but are they ready
to lead?"


The spot uses visuals to link the two Obama kids to other famously cute
kids, such as the young Drew Barrymore and the Cabbage Patch dolls.


The commercial goes on to blast the Obama children for "smiling and
giggling but refusing to state their position on offshore oil drilling."


While some critics questioned how well the ad would play in living rooms
across America, Sen. McCain defended it, telling reporters, "It played
very well in all of my living rooms."
*- - -


Another winner from my favorite news reporter, Andy Borowitz.
www.andyborowitz.com
Yes, I know it's humor but where did McCain say "we had to do
something to give the American people some straight talk on those two
brats"?


If he did say it shame on him. *If he didn't I don't think "his" words
should be placed inside quotes.
It's satire. Up until this moment, I thought only Loogy the Terminally
Dumb took Andy literally.


Quack, quack, quack.


Nope, you were trying to put it out there as the truth. *Tell a lie enough
times and people will start to believe it.


Oh, puh-lease. Andy Borowitz is a well-known comedian and satirist. The
purpose of the column was to show just how outrageous the lies are that
the Republicans and their camp followers are telling about the Obamas.
It was a sort of "what's next from the Republicans" column.

It isn't my fault you, loogy, and a few other low-brain-outputters here
are dumb enough to take this sort of satire seriously. You really need
to stop listening to Rush, Faux News, and the rest of the right-wing
garbage on the airwaves. Concern yourselves with the idiot in the White
House who sent 4200 young Americans to their deaths in Iraq and
Afghanistan over his "mistake."- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Pssst, hey idiot, what on EARTH makes you think I took it seriously?
You DID, however say it was another winner from your favorite "news
reporter".

[email protected] August 26th 08 10:49 PM

McCain Attacks Obama's Kids!
 
On Aug 26, 9:59*am, hk wrote:
Unbelievable!

New McCain Ad Attacks Obama Kids

In what might be his most controversial attack ad in a campaign
dominated by them, presumptive G.O.P. presidential nominee John McCain
today launched a new TV spot attacking Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill)'s two
children.

According to political insiders, a negative ad targeting a rival's
offspring is highly unorthodox, especially when the children in question
are under the age of ten.

But after the two Obama kids scored in their performance on national
television last night at the Democratic convention, "we had to do
something to give the American people some straight talk on those two
brats," Sen. McCain said today.

In the ad, which is being broadcast in key swing states, an announcer
intones, "They're the cutest children in the world - but are they ready
to lead?"

The spot uses visuals to link the two Obama kids to other famously cute
kids, such as the young Drew Barrymore and the Cabbage Patch dolls.

The commercial goes on to blast the Obama children for "smiling and
giggling but refusing to state their position on offshore oil drilling."

While some critics questioned how well the ad would play in living rooms
across America, Sen. McCain defended it, telling reporters, "It played
very well in all of my living rooms."
* - - -

Another winner from my favorite news reporter, Andy Borowitz.www.andyborowitz.com


Mr. Mcain is sinking too low for me an evangelical. All the stuff
he's doing is just to get him votes. He is not a Christian. I am not
giving him my vote. How can he call innocent children brats? I am
not a democrat, but I am a very strong evanglical who is staying home
this time.

[email protected] August 26th 08 11:03 PM

McCain Attacks Obama's Kids!
 
On Aug 26, 5:49*pm, wrote:
On Aug 26, 9:59*am, hk wrote:





Unbelievable!


New McCain Ad Attacks Obama Kids


In what might be his most controversial attack ad in a campaign
dominated by them, presumptive G.O.P. presidential nominee John McCain
today launched a new TV spot attacking Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill)'s two
children.


According to political insiders, a negative ad targeting a rival's
offspring is highly unorthodox, especially when the children in question
are under the age of ten.


But after the two Obama kids scored in their performance on national
television last night at the Democratic convention, "we had to do
something to give the American people some straight talk on those two
brats," Sen. McCain said today.


In the ad, which is being broadcast in key swing states, an announcer
intones, "They're the cutest children in the world - but are they ready
to lead?"


The spot uses visuals to link the two Obama kids to other famously cute
kids, such as the young Drew Barrymore and the Cabbage Patch dolls.


The commercial goes on to blast the Obama children for "smiling and
giggling but refusing to state their position on offshore oil drilling."


While some critics questioned how well the ad would play in living rooms
across America, Sen. McCain defended it, telling reporters, "It played
very well in all of my living rooms."
* - - -


Another winner from my favorite news reporter, Andy Borowitz.www.andyborowitz.com


Mr. Mcain is sinking too low for me an evangelical. *All the stuff
he's doing is just to get him votes. *He is not a Christian. *I am not
giving him my vote. *How can he call innocent children brats? *I am
not a democrat, but I am a very strong evanglical who is staying home
this time.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Hi Harry, the DNC get you a few extra e-mails to work with? What
do you want us to say? "Gee, this guy is dumb"... Lobsta' Boat!

John H.[_6_] August 26th 08 11:04 PM

McCain Attacks Obama's Kids!
 
On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 14:49:53 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

On Aug 26, 9:59*am, hk wrote:
Unbelievable!

New McCain Ad Attacks Obama Kids

In what might be his most controversial attack ad in a campaign
dominated by them, presumptive G.O.P. presidential nominee John McCain
today launched a new TV spot attacking Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill)'s two
children.

According to political insiders, a negative ad targeting a rival's
offspring is highly unorthodox, especially when the children in question
are under the age of ten.

But after the two Obama kids scored in their performance on national
television last night at the Democratic convention, "we had to do
something to give the American people some straight talk on those two
brats," Sen. McCain said today.

In the ad, which is being broadcast in key swing states, an announcer
intones, "They're the cutest children in the world - but are they ready
to lead?"

The spot uses visuals to link the two Obama kids to other famously cute
kids, such as the young Drew Barrymore and the Cabbage Patch dolls.

The commercial goes on to blast the Obama children for "smiling and
giggling but refusing to state their position on offshore oil drilling."

While some critics questioned how well the ad would play in living rooms
across America, Sen. McCain defended it, telling reporters, "It played
very well in all of my living rooms."
* - - -

Another winner from my favorite news reporter, Andy Borowitz.
www.andyborowitz.com

Mr. Mcain is sinking too low for me an evangelical. All the stuff
he's doing is just to get him votes. He is not a Christian. I am not
giving him my vote. How can he call innocent children brats? I am
not a democrat, but I am a very strong evanglical who is staying home
this time.


How much did Harry pay you to say that?
--
John *H*

[email protected] August 26th 08 11:06 PM

McCain Attacks Obama's Kids!
 
On Aug 26, 6:04*pm, John H. salmonremovebait@gmaildotcom wrote:
On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 14:49:53 -0700 (PDT), wrote:
On Aug 26, 9:59*am, hk wrote:
Unbelievable!


New McCain Ad Attacks Obama Kids


In what might be his most controversial attack ad in a campaign
dominated by them, presumptive G.O.P. presidential nominee John McCain
today launched a new TV spot attacking Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill)'s two
children.


According to political insiders, a negative ad targeting a rival's
offspring is highly unorthodox, especially when the children in question
are under the age of ten.


But after the two Obama kids scored in their performance on national
television last night at the Democratic convention, "we had to do
something to give the American people some straight talk on those two
brats," Sen. McCain said today.


In the ad, which is being broadcast in key swing states, an announcer
intones, "They're the cutest children in the world - but are they ready
to lead?"


The spot uses visuals to link the two Obama kids to other famously cute
kids, such as the young Drew Barrymore and the Cabbage Patch dolls.


The commercial goes on to blast the Obama children for "smiling and
giggling but refusing to state their position on offshore oil drilling.."


While some critics questioned how well the ad would play in living rooms
across America, Sen. McCain defended it, telling reporters, "It played
very well in all of my living rooms."
* - - -


Another winner from my favorite news reporter, Andy Borowitz.www.andyborowitz.com


Mr. Mcain is sinking too low for me an evangelical. *All the stuff
he's doing is just to get him votes. *He is not a Christian. *I am not
giving him my vote. *How can he call innocent children brats? *I am
not a democrat, but I am a very strong evanglical who is staying home
this time.


How much did Harry pay you to say that?
--
John *H*- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


How much does an IP spoofer cost?.... Harry is getting creative again..

HK August 26th 08 11:55 PM

McCain Attacks Obama's Kids!
 
wrote:
On Aug 26, 5:49 pm, wrote:
On Aug 26, 9:59 am, hk wrote:





Unbelievable!
New McCain Ad Attacks Obama Kids
In what might be his most controversial attack ad in a campaign
dominated by them, presumptive G.O.P. presidential nominee John McCain
today launched a new TV spot attacking Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill)'s two
children.
According to political insiders, a negative ad targeting a rival's
offspring is highly unorthodox, especially when the children in question
are under the age of ten.
But after the two Obama kids scored in their performance on national
television last night at the Democratic convention, "we had to do
something to give the American people some straight talk on those two
brats," Sen. McCain said today.
In the ad, which is being broadcast in key swing states, an announcer
intones, "They're the cutest children in the world - but are they ready
to lead?"
The spot uses visuals to link the two Obama kids to other famously cute
kids, such as the young Drew Barrymore and the Cabbage Patch dolls.
The commercial goes on to blast the Obama children for "smiling and
giggling but refusing to state their position on offshore oil drilling."
While some critics questioned how well the ad would play in living rooms
across America, Sen. McCain defended it, telling reporters, "It played
very well in all of my living rooms."
- - -
Another winner from my favorite news reporter, Andy Borowitz.
www.andyborowitz.com
Mr. Mcain is sinking too low for me an evangelical. All the stuff
he's doing is just to get him votes. He is not a Christian. I am not
giving him my vote. How can he call innocent children brats? I am
not a democrat, but I am a very strong evanglical who is staying home
this time.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Hi Harry, the DNC get you a few extra e-mails to work with? What
do you want us to say? "Gee, this guy is dumb"... Lobsta' Boat!



If you are the great internet expert, you can look up that poster's
particulars.

John H.[_6_] August 26th 08 11:59 PM

McCain Attacks Obama's Kids!
 
On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 15:06:33 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

On Aug 26, 6:04*pm, John H. salmonremovebait@gmaildotcom wrote:
On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 14:49:53 -0700 (PDT), wrote:
On Aug 26, 9:59*am, hk wrote:
Unbelievable!


New McCain Ad Attacks Obama Kids


In what might be his most controversial attack ad in a campaign
dominated by them, presumptive G.O.P. presidential nominee John McCain
today launched a new TV spot attacking Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill)'s two
children.


According to political insiders, a negative ad targeting a rival's
offspring is highly unorthodox, especially when the children in question
are under the age of ten.


But after the two Obama kids scored in their performance on national
television last night at the Democratic convention, "we had to do
something to give the American people some straight talk on those two
brats," Sen. McCain said today.


In the ad, which is being broadcast in key swing states, an announcer
intones, "They're the cutest children in the world - but are they ready
to lead?"


The spot uses visuals to link the two Obama kids to other famously cute
kids, such as the young Drew Barrymore and the Cabbage Patch dolls.


The commercial goes on to blast the Obama children for "smiling and
giggling but refusing to state their position on offshore oil drilling."


While some critics questioned how well the ad would play in living rooms
across America, Sen. McCain defended it, telling reporters, "It played
very well in all of my living rooms."
* - - -


Another winner from my favorite news reporter, Andy Borowitz.
www.andyborowitz.com

Mr. Mcain is sinking too low for me an evangelical. *All the stuff
he's doing is just to get him votes. *He is not a Christian. *I am not
giving him my vote. *How can he call innocent children brats? *I am
not a democrat, but I am a very strong evanglical who is staying home
this time.


How much did Harry pay you to say that?
--
John *H*- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


How much does an IP spoofer cost?.... Harry is getting creative again..


He is such a funny guy!
--
John *H*


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