Which is funnier...
 

And why?

1 - Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says to the other - "Does
this taste funny to you?"

2 - Two cannibals are eating clams and one says to the other - "Does
this taste funny to you?"

In case you are wondering, I have $100 riding on which one is funnier.
It's a long story - suffice to say that one of my best friends and I
have a "great debate" going about it.

Which is funnier...
 

On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 00:39:01 GMT, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:

And why?

1 - Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says to the other - "Does
this taste funny to you?"

When a joke is spoken or written, it still creates a visual picture.
In this one I see the clown suit, big shoes, and maybe a leg sticking
out of the pot. The cannibals are black, wear loincloths, and have
bones in their noses.
The whole picture is "funny," including the punchline.

2 - Two cannibals are eating clams and one says to the other - "Does
this taste funny to you?"

Doesn't make a picture.
Why would cannibals be eating clams when they can spear a clown?
Don't even look like cannibals. Just a couple guys eating clams.
Totally lame.

In case you are wondering, I have $100 riding on which one is funnier.
It's a long story - suffice to say that one of my best friends and I
have a "great debate" going about it.

I hope you won.
If you lost, you deserve to.

--Vic

Which is funnier...
 

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
And why?

1 - Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says to the other - "Does
this taste funny to you?"

2 - Two cannibals are eating clams and one says to the other - "Does
this taste funny to you?"

In case you are wondering, I have $100 riding on which one is funnier.
It's a long story - suffice to say that one of my best friends and I
have a "great debate" going about it.

You ought to stick with navel lint contenplation. 8)

Which is funnier...
 

On Aug 20, 8:39*pm, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
And why?

1 - Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says to the other - "Does
this taste funny to you?"

2 - Two cannibals are eating clams and one says to the other - "Does
this taste funny to you?"

In case you are wondering, I have $100 riding on which one is funnier.
It's a long story - suffice to say that one of my best friends and I
have a "great debate" going about it.

Clown, hands down.

Which is funnier...
 

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
And why?

1 - Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says to the other - "Does
this taste funny to you?"

2 - Two cannibals are eating clams and one says to the other - "Does
this taste funny to you?"

In case you are wondering, I have $100 riding on which one is funnier.
It's a long story - suffice to say that one of my best friends and I
have a "great debate" going about it.

Knowing you as I think I do, and admittedly we've never met, I think you
are going with #2. Reason being, the cannibals must think it odd to be
eating something that was NOT human.

Which is funnier...
 

DownTime wrote:
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
And why?

1 - Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says to the other - "Does
this taste funny to you?"

2 - Two cannibals are eating clams and one says to the other - "Does
this taste funny to you?"

In case you are wondering, I have $100 riding on which one is funnier.
It's a long story - suffice to say that one of my best friends and I
have a "great debate" going about it.

Knowing you as I think I do, and admittedly we've never met, I think you
are going with #2. Reason being, the cannibals must think it odd to be
eating something that was NOT human.

You are correct, but for anyone else, Number 1 is definitely funnier.

Which is funnier...
 

On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 09:11:45 -0400, DownTime
wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
And why?

1 - Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says to the other - "Does
this taste funny to you?"

2 - Two cannibals are eating clams and one says to the other - "Does
this taste funny to you?"

In case you are wondering, I have $100 riding on which one is funnier.
It's a long story - suffice to say that one of my best friends and I
have a "great debate" going about it.

Knowing you as I think I do, and admittedly we've never met, I think you
are going with #2. Reason being, the cannibals must think it odd to be
eating something that was NOT human.

Exactly.

This whole issue came up at a meeting with my bud who is a Superior
Court justice and has been announced as Chief Justice when the current
Chief Justice retires.

He is a big time Jerry Garcia/Dead fan and I made a crack about
becoming the head judge. Get it? Head judge?

The conversation continued and after about two minutes, he said to me
- "Much too subtle to be funny - it's funny, but too subtle".

Which launched us into a discussion about perception (we wandered off
into the why's and how's of why people can recognize a chair, for
example, even if it's an extreme example of what a chair would look
like) and after haggling about that for a half hour, we came back
around to the nature of humor which prompted the question from me
about which cannibal joke was funnier.

He opts for #1.

I opt for #2. :)

So - aren't you glad you asked?

Which is funnier...
 

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:


Which launched us into a discussion about perception (we wandered off
into the why's and how's of why people can recognize a chair, for
example, even if it's an extreme example of what a chair would look
like) and after haggling about that for a half hour, we came back
around to the nature of humor which prompted the question from me
about which cannibal joke was funnier.


Obviously, you need to watch Matrix #1 again. What a chair is was
explained by Morpheus.

Which is funnier...
 

On Aug 20, 8:39*pm, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
And why?

1 - Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says to the other - "Does
this taste funny to you?"

2 - Two cannibals are eating clams and one says to the other - "Does
this taste funny to you?"

In case you are wondering, I have $100 riding on which one is funnier.
It's a long story - suffice to say that one of my best friends and I
have a "great debate" going about it.


#1.

Clowns are funny.......clams are not.

Which is funnier...
 

JimH wrote:
On Aug 20, 8:39 pm, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
And why?

1 - Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says to the other - "Does
this taste funny to you?"

2 - Two cannibals are eating clams and one says to the other - "Does
this taste funny to you?"

In case you are wondering, I have $100 riding on which one is funnier.
It's a long story - suffice to say that one of my best friends and I
have a "great debate" going about it.


#1.

Clowns are funny.......clams are not.

But if someone else eats some really bad clams (recall John Belushi in a
SNL skit years ago), then it becomes funny.

Which is funnier...
 

On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:09:15 -0400, RPSIII wrote:

DownTime wrote:
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
And why?

1 - Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says to the other - "Does
this taste funny to you?"

2 - Two cannibals are eating clams and one says to the other - "Does
this taste funny to you?"

In case you are wondering, I have $100 riding on which one is funnier.
It's a long story - suffice to say that one of my best friends and I
have a "great debate" going about it.

Knowing you as I think I do, and admittedly we've never met, I think you
are going with #2. Reason being, the cannibals must think it odd to be
eating something that was NOT human.

You are correct, but for anyone else, Number 1 is definitely funnier.

Thus showing a complete lack of common sense and your humor
proclivities is mostly where you sit.

Clams are much funnier than clowns.

Which is funnier...
 

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:09:15 -0400, RPSIII wrote:

DownTime wrote:
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
And why?

1 - Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says to the other - "Does
this taste funny to you?"

2 - Two cannibals are eating clams and one says to the other - "Does
this taste funny to you?"

In case you are wondering, I have $100 riding on which one is funnier.
It's a long story - suffice to say that one of my best friends and I
have a "great debate" going about it.
Knowing you as I think I do, and admittedly we've never met, I think you
are going with #2. Reason being, the cannibals must think it odd to be
eating something that was NOT human.
You are correct, but for anyone else, Number 1 is definitely funnier.

Thus showing a complete lack of common sense and your humor
proclivities is mostly where you sit.

Clams are much funnier than clowns.

If you are calling me an ass, or saying that my sense of humor is up my
ass, you are probably correct on both points. Still, Clowns are much
funnier. ;)

By the way, can you imagine the first person who opened a claim or
oyster and said, ''mmmmmm I wonder what this tastes like".

He had to have been one hunger dude.

Which is funnier...
 

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:09:15 -0400, RPSIII wrote:

DownTime wrote:
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
And why?

1 - Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says to the other - "Does
this taste funny to you?"

2 - Two cannibals are eating clams and one says to the other - "Does
this taste funny to you?"

In case you are wondering, I have $100 riding on which one is funnier.
It's a long story - suffice to say that one of my best friends and I
have a "great debate" going about it.

Knowing you as I think I do, and admittedly we've never met, I think you
are going with #2. Reason being, the cannibals must think it odd to be
eating something that was NOT human.

You are correct, but for anyone else, Number 1 is definitely funnier.

Thus showing a complete lack of common sense and your humor
proclivities is mostly where you sit.

Clams are much funnier than clowns.

Only when they are singing and dancing.

Which is funnier...
 

On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 22:17:36 -0700, "Calif Bill"
wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:09:15 -0400, RPSIII wrote:

DownTime wrote:
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
And why?

1 - Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says to the other - "Does
this taste funny to you?"

2 - Two cannibals are eating clams and one says to the other - "Does
this taste funny to you?"

In case you are wondering, I have $100 riding on which one is funnier.
It's a long story - suffice to say that one of my best friends and I
have a "great debate" going about it.

Knowing you as I think I do, and admittedly we've never met, I think you
are going with #2. Reason being, the cannibals must think it odd to be
eating something that was NOT human.

You are correct, but for anyone else, Number 1 is definitely funnier.

Thus showing a complete lack of common sense and your humor
proclivities is mostly where you sit.

Clams are much funnier than clowns.

Only when they are singing and dancing.

That's raisins - dancing and singing raisins.

From California - where else?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhIvB...eature=related

Which is funnier...
 

On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 23:10:03 -0400, "Earl of Warwich, Duke of Cornwall,
Marquies of Anglesea, Sir Reginald P. Smithers III Esq. LLC, STP. "
wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:09:15 -0400, RPSIII wrote:

DownTime wrote:
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
And why?

1 - Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says to the other - "Does
this taste funny to you?"

2 - Two cannibals are eating clams and one says to the other - "Does
this taste funny to you?"

In case you are wondering, I have $100 riding on which one is funnier.
It's a long story - suffice to say that one of my best friends and I
have a "great debate" going about it.
Knowing you as I think I do, and admittedly we've never met, I think you
are going with #2. Reason being, the cannibals must think it odd to be
eating something that was NOT human.
You are correct, but for anyone else, Number 1 is definitely funnier.

Thus showing a complete lack of common sense and your humor
proclivities is mostly where you sit.

Clams are much funnier than clowns.

If you are calling me an ass, or saying that my sense of humor is up my
ass, you are probably correct on both points. Still, Clowns are much
funnier. ;)

By the way, can you imagine the first person who opened a claim or
oyster and said, ''mmmmmm I wonder what this tastes like".

He had to have been one hunger dude.

That was funnier than either of the cannibal choices.

Which is funnier...
 

John H. wrote:
On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 23:10:03 -0400, "Earl of Warwich, Duke of Cornwall,
Marquies of Anglesea, Sir Reginald P. Smithers III Esq. LLC, STP. "
wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:09:15 -0400, RPSIII wrote:

DownTime wrote:
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
And why?

1 - Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says to the other - "Does
this taste funny to you?"

2 - Two cannibals are eating clams and one says to the other - "Does
this taste funny to you?"

In case you are wondering, I have $100 riding on which one is funnier.
It's a long story - suffice to say that one of my best friends and I
have a "great debate" going about it.
Knowing you as I think I do, and admittedly we've never met, I think you
are going with #2. Reason being, the cannibals must think it odd to be
eating something that was NOT human.
You are correct, but for anyone else, Number 1 is definitely funnier.
Thus showing a complete lack of common sense and your humor
proclivities is mostly where you sit.

Clams are much funnier than clowns.
If you are calling me an ass, or saying that my sense of humor is up my
ass, you are probably correct on both points. Still, Clowns are much
funnier. ;)

By the way, can you imagine the first person who opened a claim or
oyster and said, ''mmmmmm I wonder what this tastes like".

He had to have been one hunger dude.

That was funnier than either of the cannibal choices.

the truth is always funny.

Which is funnier...
 

On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 13:14:43 -0700, "Calif Bill"
wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 22:17:36 -0700, "Calif Bill"
wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:09:15 -0400, RPSIII wrote:

DownTime wrote:
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
And why?

1 - Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says to the other -
"Does
this taste funny to you?"

2 - Two cannibals are eating clams and one says to the other - "Does
this taste funny to you?"

In case you are wondering, I have $100 riding on which one is
funnier.
It's a long story - suffice to say that one of my best friends and I
have a "great debate" going about it.

Knowing you as I think I do, and admittedly we've never met, I think
you
are going with #2. Reason being, the cannibals must think it odd to be
eating something that was NOT human.

You are correct, but for anyone else, Number 1 is definitely funnier.

Thus showing a complete lack of common sense and your humor
proclivities is mostly where you sit.

Clams are much funnier than clowns.

Only when they are singing and dancing.

That's raisins - dancing and singing raisins.

From California - where else?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhIvB...eature=related

Clams
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUANmtaY1lQ

Raisins.

Which is funnier...
 

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 13:14:43 -0700, "Calif Bill"
wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
. ..
On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 22:17:36 -0700, "Calif Bill"
wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
m...
On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:09:15 -0400, RPSIII wrote:

DownTime wrote:
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
And why?

1 - Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says to the other -
"Does
this taste funny to you?"

2 - Two cannibals are eating clams and one says to the other -
"Does
this taste funny to you?"

In case you are wondering, I have $100 riding on which one is
funnier.
It's a long story - suffice to say that one of my best friends and
I
have a "great debate" going about it.

Knowing you as I think I do, and admittedly we've never met, I think
you
are going with #2. Reason being, the cannibals must think it odd to
be
eating something that was NOT human.

You are correct, but for anyone else, Number 1 is definitely funnier.

Thus showing a complete lack of common sense and your humor
proclivities is mostly where you sit.

Clams are much funnier than clowns.

Only when they are singing and dancing.

That's raisins - dancing and singing raisins.

From California - where else?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhIvB...eature=related

Clams
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUANmtaY1lQ

Raisins.

Yes. As a kid I remember fields of raisins in the Sun. I think I still
have a drying tray out in the shed. They sun dried the raisins after sun
drying apricots. Now it is all sanitary, hydrocarbon fired dryers.