another dock neighbor
 

On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:47:56 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

On Jul 16, 5:18*pm, John H. wrote:
On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:00:35 -0400, BAR wrote:
John H. wrote:
On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:49:38 -0400, BAR wrote:

Eisboch wrote:
"BAR" wrote in message
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Eisboch wrote:
"BAR" wrote in message
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Eisboch wrote:
http://www.eisboch.com/neighbor.jpg

Eisboch * (not stupid anymore)
I thought she was a woman and she was wearing a bikini?

Obviously, you've never had a "near death" experience.
My wife has told me that if I can find a woman half my age who will do the
deed with me, without paying for it, then I have my wife's permission to
do it. I don't really want to think about what this says about me.

It means that your wife, like most women, has continued to evolve. *We guys
haven't changed since caveman days.
When I think about it, it make my ego hurt, I conclude that she thinks
that I am undesirable to other woman and that the only woman who will
have me is her and that I should just be happy with what I have and that
I should go out and mow the grass.

Or, come down to Quantico and play golf. That's always better'n mowin' the
damn grass.

I think I'll wait until September, when the temperature gets to the
mid-80's during the day.

No way. Get yourself a Tilley hat. You'll stay cool, your golf game will
improve, the girls will chase you, and you won't be a jarhead wussy like
someone I know.

Here's a good one.

http://tinyurl.com/43xz2t

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Good, cause the picture screams "GAY"...!!!

You're too worried about what others think. Hell, John Wayne screamed 'gay'
in some of his outfits. There's people right here in the group that jump on
the homophobia bandwagon every time they get a chance. I figure they're
worried about their manhood.

another dock neighbor
 

On Jul 16, 6:54*pm, John H. wrote:

Here's a good one.

http://tinyurl.com/43xz2t

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Good, cause the picture screams "GAY"...!!!

You're too worried about what others think. Hell, John Wayne screamed 'gay'
in some of his outfits.

Yeah, but nobody screamed it back;) Besides, the guy you linked to is
not nearly as imposing as the Duke..

There's people right here in the group that jump on
the homophobia bandwagon every time they get a chance. I figure they're
worried about their manhood.

Lemme' look.. nope, no problem with my manhood here, although I do
admit to being somewhat homophobic;)

Rowdy Mouse Racing.. NO! You can't touch the ears!!

another dock neighbor
 

On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:10:53 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

On Jul 16, 6:54*pm, John H. wrote:

Here's a good one.

http://tinyurl.com/43xz2t

Please note that the individual in the picture is not me.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Good, cause the picture screams "GAY"...!!!

You're too worried about what others think. Hell, John Wayne screamed 'gay'
in some of his outfits.

Yeah, but nobody screamed it back;) Besides, the guy you linked to is
not nearly as imposing as the Duke..

There's people right here in the group that jump on
the homophobia bandwagon every time they get a chance. I figure they're
worried about their manhood.

Lemme' look.. nope, no problem with my manhood here, although I do
admit to being somewhat homophobic;)

Rowdy Mouse Racing.. NO! You can't touch the ears!!

Could be you're a little homophobic. Most of us probably are, a little.
Some take it to extremes. But that's OK. Everyone's entitled to their own
neurosis.

another dock neighbor
 

On Jul 16, 7:26*pm, John H. wrote:
On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:10:53 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:



On Jul 16, 6:54*pm, John H. wrote:

Here's a good one.

http://tinyurl.com/43xz2t

Please note that the individual in the picture is not me.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Good, cause the picture screams "GAY"...!!!

You're too worried about what others think. Hell, John Wayne screamed 'gay'
in some of his outfits.

Yeah, but nobody screamed it back;) Besides, the guy you linked to is
not nearly as imposing as the Duke..

There's people right here in the group that jump on
the homophobia bandwagon every time they get a chance. I figure they're
worried about their manhood.

Lemme' look.. nope, no problem with my manhood here, although I do
admit to being somewhat homophobic;)

Rowdy Mouse Racing.. NO! You can't touch the ears!!

Could be you're a little homophobic. Most of us probably are, a little.
Some take it to extremes. But that's OK. Everyone's entitled to their own
neurosis.

Last time you read a similar type joke you threw a hissy fit for
whatever personal reasons of yours.

Oh well.

another dock neighbor
 

wrote:
On Jul 16, 6:54 pm, John H. wrote:

Here's a good one.
http://tinyurl.com/43xz2t
Please note that the individual in the picture is not me.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
Good, cause the picture screams "GAY"...!!!
You're too worried about what others think. Hell, John Wayne screamed 'gay'
in some of his outfits.

Yeah, but nobody screamed it back;) Besides, the guy you linked to is
not nearly as imposing as the Duke..

There's people right here in the group that jump on
the homophobia bandwagon every time they get a chance. I figure they're
worried about their manhood.

Lemme' look.. nope, no problem with my manhood here, although I do
admit to being somewhat homo..

An insult to decent homosexuals everywhere.

another dock neighbor
 

On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 18:54:05 -0400, John H.
wrote:

On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:47:56 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

On Jul 16, 5:18*pm, John H. wrote:
On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:00:35 -0400, BAR wrote:
John H. wrote:
On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:49:38 -0400, BAR wrote:

Eisboch wrote:
"BAR" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
"BAR" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
http://www.eisboch.com/neighbor.jpg

Eisboch * (not stupid anymore)
I thought she was a woman and she was wearing a bikini?

Obviously, you've never had a "near death" experience.
My wife has told me that if I can find a woman half my age who will do the
deed with me, without paying for it, then I have my wife's permission to
do it. I don't really want to think about what this says about me.

It means that your wife, like most women, has continued to evolve. *We guys
haven't changed since caveman days.
When I think about it, it make my ego hurt, I conclude that she thinks
that I am undesirable to other woman and that the only woman who will
have me is her and that I should just be happy with what I have and that
I should go out and mow the grass.

Or, come down to Quantico and play golf. That's always better'n mowin' the
damn grass.

I think I'll wait until September, when the temperature gets to the
mid-80's during the day.

No way. Get yourself a Tilley hat. You'll stay cool, your golf game will
improve, the girls will chase you, and you won't be a jarhead wussy like
someone I know.

Here's a good one.

http://tinyurl.com/43xz2t

Please note that the individual in the picture is not me.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Good, cause the picture screams "GAY"...!!!

You're too worried about what others think. Hell, John Wayne screamed 'gay'
in some of his outfits. There's people right here in the group that jump on
the homophobia bandwagon every time they get a chance. I figure they're
worried about their manhood.

I thought you were in the Army not the Navy. :)

another dock neighbor
 

On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 23:48:27 GMT, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:

On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 18:54:05 -0400, John H.
wrote:

On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:47:56 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

On Jul 16, 5:18*pm, John H. wrote:
On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:00:35 -0400, BAR wrote:
John H. wrote:
On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:49:38 -0400, BAR wrote:

Eisboch wrote:
"BAR" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
"BAR" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
http://www.eisboch.com/neighbor.jpg

Eisboch * (not stupid anymore)
I thought she was a woman and she was wearing a bikini?

Obviously, you've never had a "near death" experience.
My wife has told me that if I can find a woman half my age who will do the
deed with me, without paying for it, then I have my wife's permission to
do it. I don't really want to think about what this says about me.

It means that your wife, like most women, has continued to evolve. *We guys
haven't changed since caveman days.
When I think about it, it make my ego hurt, I conclude that she thinks
that I am undesirable to other woman and that the only woman who will
have me is her and that I should just be happy with what I have and that
I should go out and mow the grass.

Or, come down to Quantico and play golf. That's always better'n mowin' the
damn grass.

I think I'll wait until September, when the temperature gets to the
mid-80's during the day.

No way. Get yourself a Tilley hat. You'll stay cool, your golf game will
improve, the girls will chase you, and you won't be a jarhead wussy like
someone I know.

Here's a good one.

http://tinyurl.com/43xz2t

Please note that the individual in the picture is not me.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Good, cause the picture screams "GAY"...!!!

You're too worried about what others think. Hell, John Wayne screamed 'gay'
in some of his outfits. There's people right here in the group that jump on
the homophobia bandwagon every time they get a chance. I figure they're
worried about their manhood.

I thought you were in the Army not the Navy. :)

Army all the way. None of this Navy (or any of its offshoots) stuff. Army
guys aren't worried about their manhood. Most of us anyway. Of course, we
don't wear caps that make us look three inches taller either!

another dock neighbor
 

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...


I thought you were in the Army not the Navy. :)


Watch it, sweetie.

Eisboch

another dock neighbor
 

"Eisboch" wrote in
:

http://www.eisboch.com/neighbor.jpg

There's 2 beautiful Hinckleys in this style sitting in the mud every 12
hours at low tide at Charleston City Marina, because their owners are too
goddamned lazy to walk far enough out on the docks so the boat has some
deep water under it.

I hope their underwater bearings and cooling intakes are all clogged up
with pluff mud and cause the damned expensive engine to sieze. Our
mechanics need the work.

It just sits there in the MUD, dammit! Rich people got no common sense!

another dock neighbor
 

.. Of course, we don't wear caps that make us look three inches
taller either!

But maybe you wear something that makes you look 3 inches LONGER......