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D.Duck[_2_] July 16th 08 09:54 PM

another dock neighbor
 

"Eisboch" wrote in message
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"BAR" wrote in message
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Eisboch wrote:
"BAR" wrote in message
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Eisboch wrote:
"BAR" wrote in message
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Eisboch wrote:
http://www.eisboch.com/neighbor.jpg


Eisboch (not stupid anymore)
I thought she was a woman and she was wearing a bikini?

Obviously, you've never had a "near death" experience.
My wife has told me that if I can find a woman half my age who will do
the deed with me, without paying for it, then I have my wife's
permission to do it. I don't really want to think about what this says
about me.


It means that your wife, like most women, has continued to evolve. We
guys haven't changed since caveman days.


When I think about it, it make my ego hurt, I conclude that she thinks
that I am undesirable to other woman and that the only woman who will
have me is her and that I should just be happy with what I have and that
I should go out and mow the grass.


Which you will.

Eisboch



Muck the stalls?



John H.[_4_] July 16th 08 09:56 PM

another dock neighbor
 
On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:49:38 -0400, BAR wrote:

Eisboch wrote:
"BAR" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
"BAR" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
http://www.eisboch.com/neighbor.jpg


Eisboch (not stupid anymore)
I thought she was a woman and she was wearing a bikini?

Obviously, you've never had a "near death" experience.
My wife has told me that if I can find a woman half my age who will do the
deed with me, without paying for it, then I have my wife's permission to
do it. I don't really want to think about what this says about me.


It means that your wife, like most women, has continued to evolve. We guys
haven't changed since caveman days.


When I think about it, it make my ego hurt, I conclude that she thinks
that I am undesirable to other woman and that the only woman who will
have me is her and that I should just be happy with what I have and that
I should go out and mow the grass.


Or, come down to Quantico and play golf. That's always better'n mowin' the
damn grass.

BAR[_2_] July 16th 08 10:00 PM

another dock neighbor
 
John H. wrote:
On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:49:38 -0400, BAR wrote:

Eisboch wrote:
"BAR" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
"BAR" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
http://www.eisboch.com/neighbor.jpg


Eisboch (not stupid anymore)
I thought she was a woman and she was wearing a bikini?

Obviously, you've never had a "near death" experience.
My wife has told me that if I can find a woman half my age who will do the
deed with me, without paying for it, then I have my wife's permission to
do it. I don't really want to think about what this says about me.

It means that your wife, like most women, has continued to evolve. We guys
haven't changed since caveman days.

When I think about it, it make my ego hurt, I conclude that she thinks
that I am undesirable to other woman and that the only woman who will
have me is her and that I should just be happy with what I have and that
I should go out and mow the grass.


Or, come down to Quantico and play golf. That's always better'n mowin' the
damn grass.


I think I'll wait until September, when the temperature gets to the
mid-80's during the day.

John H.[_4_] July 16th 08 10:18 PM

another dock neighbor
 
On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:00:35 -0400, BAR wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:49:38 -0400, BAR wrote:

Eisboch wrote:
"BAR" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
"BAR" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
http://www.eisboch.com/neighbor.jpg


Eisboch (not stupid anymore)
I thought she was a woman and she was wearing a bikini?

Obviously, you've never had a "near death" experience.
My wife has told me that if I can find a woman half my age who will do the
deed with me, without paying for it, then I have my wife's permission to
do it. I don't really want to think about what this says about me.

It means that your wife, like most women, has continued to evolve. We guys
haven't changed since caveman days.
When I think about it, it make my ego hurt, I conclude that she thinks
that I am undesirable to other woman and that the only woman who will
have me is her and that I should just be happy with what I have and that
I should go out and mow the grass.


Or, come down to Quantico and play golf. That's always better'n mowin' the
damn grass.


I think I'll wait until September, when the temperature gets to the
mid-80's during the day.


No way. Get yourself a Tilley hat. You'll stay cool, your golf game will
improve, the girls will chase you, and you won't be a jarhead wussy like
someone I know.

Here's a good one.

http://tinyurl.com/43xz2t

Please note that the individual in the picture is not me.

Short Wave Sportfishing[_2_] July 16th 08 11:19 PM

another dock neighbor
 
On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:36:43 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:

http://www.eisboch.com/neighbor.jpg

Eisboch (not stupid anymore)


ROTFL!!!!

Got the stalls mucked out I see. :)

Short Wave Sportfishing[_2_] July 16th 08 11:21 PM

another dock neighbor
 
On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:42:08 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


"BAR" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
http://www.eisboch.com/neighbor.jpg


Eisboch (not stupid anymore)


I thought she was a woman and she was wearing a bikini?


Obviously, you've never had a "near death" experience.


There is a joke here, but I am NOT going to make it. :)

Short Wave Sportfishing[_2_] July 16th 08 11:22 PM

another dock neighbor
 
On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:57:53 -0400, BAR wrote:

Eisboch wrote:
"BAR" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
http://www.eisboch.com/neighbor.jpg


Eisboch (not stupid anymore)
I thought she was a woman and she was wearing a bikini?


Obviously, you've never had a "near death" experience.


My wife has told me that if I can find a woman half my age who will do
the deed with me, without paying for it, then I have my wife's
permission to do it. I don't really want to think about what this says
about me.


Trust me - there is a reason she said that. :)

Short Wave Sportfishing[_2_] July 16th 08 11:24 PM

another dock neighbor
 
On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:39:11 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


"BAR" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
"BAR" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
http://www.eisboch.com/neighbor.jpg


Eisboch (not stupid anymore)
I thought she was a woman and she was wearing a bikini?


Obviously, you've never had a "near death" experience.


My wife has told me that if I can find a woman half my age who will do the
deed with me, without paying for it, then I have my wife's permission to
do it. I don't really want to think about what this says about me.


It means that your wife, like most women, has continued to evolve.


Which is an interesting dichotomy because while women have continued
to evolve, their fascination with horses, an evolutionary dead end,
has continued.

~~ duck and cover ~~

We guys haven't changed since caveman days.


Ug sez 'dat tru.

[email protected] July 16th 08 11:46 PM

another dock neighbor
 
On Jul 16, 2:36*pm, "Eisboch" wrote:
http://www.eisboch.com/neighbor.jpg

Eisboch * (not stupid anymore)


To me, that is about as pretty as it gets.. Save "Teal", a nice wooden
sailboat in Essex...

[email protected] July 16th 08 11:47 PM

another dock neighbor
 
On Jul 16, 5:18*pm, John H. wrote:
On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:00:35 -0400, BAR wrote:
John H. wrote:
On Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:49:38 -0400, BAR wrote:


Eisboch wrote:
"BAR" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
"BAR" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:
http://www.eisboch.com/neighbor.jpg


Eisboch * (not stupid anymore)
I thought she was a woman and she was wearing a bikini?


Obviously, you've never had a "near death" experience.
My wife has told me that if I can find a woman half my age who will do the
deed with me, without paying for it, then I have my wife's permission to
do it. I don't really want to think about what this says about me.


It means that your wife, like most women, has continued to evolve. *We guys
haven't changed since caveman days.
When I think about it, it make my ego hurt, I conclude that she thinks
that I am undesirable to other woman and that the only woman who will
have me is her and that I should just be happy with what I have and that
I should go out and mow the grass.


Or, come down to Quantico and play golf. That's always better'n mowin' the
damn grass.


I think I'll wait until September, when the temperature gets to the
mid-80's during the day.


No way. Get yourself a Tilley hat. You'll stay cool, your golf game will
improve, the girls will chase you, and you won't be a jarhead wussy like
someone I know.

Here's a good one.

http://tinyurl.com/43xz2t

Please note that the individual in the picture is not me.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Good, cause the picture screams "GAY"...!!!


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