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John H.[_4_] May 30th 08 09:20 PM

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....is coming soon for the Yamaha. I need to change the engine and gear oil.
What's the best device to assist in changing the gear oil?
--
John *H*

D.Duck[_2_] May 30th 08 09:31 PM

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"John H." wrote in message
...
...is coming soon for the Yamaha. I need to change the engine and gear
oil.
What's the best device to assist in changing the gear oil?
--
John *H*


A container to catch the gear oil as it drains out.



JimH[_2_] May 30th 08 09:36 PM

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On May 30, 4:31 pm, "D.Duck" wrote:
"John H." wrote in message

...

...is coming soon for the Yamaha. I need to change the engine and gear
oil.
What's the best device to assist in changing the gear oil?
--
John *H*


A container to catch the gear oil as it drains out.


ROTF!!!!!!!!

[email protected] May 30th 08 10:09 PM

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On May 30, 4:20*pm, John H. wrote:
...is coming soon for the Yamaha. I need to change the engine and gear oil..
What's the best device to assist in changing the gear oil?
--
John *H*


I change fluids in several of my engine driven devices, etc. I have a
vacume pump used for auto mechanics. Nice little device with tubes and
catch jars that can get almost anywyere. You can probably get one at
the local autoparts hardware store. Mine is in a neat little carry
case, bout the size of a timing light case.

I have this one:
http://www.toolfetch.com/Category--A...-MIT4000.shtml
HTH

John H.[_4_] May 30th 08 10:14 PM

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On Fri, 30 May 2008 16:31:32 -0400, "D.Duck" wrote:


"John H." wrote in message
.. .
...is coming soon for the Yamaha. I need to change the engine and gear
oil.
What's the best device to assist in changing the gear oil?
--
John *H*


A container to catch the gear oil as it drains out.


Now *that's* what I'm talking about!!
--
John *H*

Tim May 30th 08 11:57 PM

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On May 30, 4:14*pm, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 30 May 2008 16:31:32 -0400, "D.Duck" wrote:

"John H." wrote in message
.. .
...is coming soon for the Yamaha. I need to change the engine and gear
oil.
What's the best device to assist in changing the gear oil?
--
John *H*


A container to catch the gear oil as it drains out.


Now *that's* what I'm talking about!!
--
John *H*


John, I think you should take it back to the dealer and let them
change it, only on condition that they refill with Quaker State from
Walmart.
?:

John H.[_4_] May 31st 08 01:41 AM

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On Fri, 30 May 2008 14:09:38 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

On May 30, 4:20*pm, John H. wrote:
...is coming soon for the Yamaha. I need to change the engine and gear oil.
What's the best device to assist in changing the gear oil?
--
John *H*


I change fluids in several of my engine driven devices, etc. I have a
vacume pump used for auto mechanics. Nice little device with tubes and
catch jars that can get almost anywyere. You can probably get one at
the local autoparts hardware store. Mine is in a neat little carry
case, bout the size of a timing light case.

I have this one:
http://www.toolfetch.com/Category--A...-MIT4000.shtml
HTH


I'm hoping there's a cheaper, simpler alternative! That is cool though.
--
John *H*

John H.[_4_] May 31st 08 01:41 AM

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On Fri, 30 May 2008 15:57:12 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:

On May 30, 4:14*pm, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 30 May 2008 16:31:32 -0400, "D.Duck" wrote:

"John H." wrote in message
.. .
...is coming soon for the Yamaha. I need to change the engine and gear
oil.
What's the best device to assist in changing the gear oil?
--
John *H*


A container to catch the gear oil as it drains out.


Now *that's* what I'm talking about!!
--
John *H*


John, I think you should take it back to the dealer and let them
change it, only on condition that they refill with Quaker State from
Walmart.
?:


LOL!
--
John *H*

Eat Me, Trolls May 31st 08 10:47 AM

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What's the best device to assist in changing the gear oil?

Well, I just cut a hole in the side of a new jug of Cat Litter, lay it
under the plug, take it out, and let it drain into the litter.You can
manouever the jug out after the plugs back in, with no oil spilled.

Les Avis Sont Comme Des Abrutis May 31st 08 01:42 PM

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On Fri, 30 May 2008 16:20:58 -0400, John H.
wrote:

...is coming soon for the Yamaha. I need to change the engine and gear oil.
What's the best device to assist in changing the gear oil?


I would suggest using an old milk jug or if that seems too
complicated, just park the engine over a street drain and let it flow
into that.

Much less complicated than using an old milk container.

HK May 31st 08 03:00 PM

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On Fri, 30 May 2008 16:20:58 -0400, John H.
wrote:

...is coming soon for the Yamaha. I need to change the engine and gear oil.
What's the best device to assist in changing the gear oil?



A friend with a little mechanical ability.

[email protected] May 31st 08 03:44 PM

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On May 30, 8:41*pm, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 30 May 2008 14:09:38 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

On May 30, 4:20*pm, John H. wrote:
...is coming soon for the Yamaha. I need to change the engine and gear oil.
What's the best device to assist in changing the gear oil?
--
John *H*


I change fluids in several of my engine driven devices, etc. I have a
vacume pump used for auto mechanics. Nice little device with tubes and
catch jars that can get almost anywyere. You can probably get one at
the local autoparts hardware store. Mine is in a neat little carry
case, bout the size of a timing light case.


I have this one:
http://www.toolfetch.com/Category--A...ic_Tools--Engi...
HTH


I'm hoping there's a cheaper, simpler alternative! That is cool though.
--
John *H*


Cheaper?? How much did you pay for the boat? Mine gets the most use if
I overfill something... Anyway, I did not notice the price when I
posted. I bought mine 20 years ago;) but some kind of suction pump
is handy in any garage, check wallmart for a cheaper version sometime,
great to have around even if you don't use it on your boat.

Phil[_3_] May 31st 08 04:29 PM

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complicated, just park the engine over a street drain and let it flow
into that.

You are not serious are you? Besides contaminating everything you can end
up in jail depending on where you live.


HK May 31st 08 04:35 PM

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wrote:
On May 30, 8:41 pm, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 30 May 2008 14:09:38 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

On May 30, 4:20 pm, John H. wrote:
...is coming soon for the Yamaha. I need to change the engine and gear oil.
What's the best device to assist in changing the gear oil?
--
John *H*
I change fluids in several of my engine driven devices, etc. I have a
vacume pump used for auto mechanics. Nice little device with tubes and
catch jars that can get almost anywyere. You can probably get one at
the local autoparts hardware store. Mine is in a neat little carry
case, bout the size of a timing light case.
I have this one:
http://www.toolfetch.com/Category--A...ic_Tools--Engi...
HTH

I'm hoping there's a cheaper, simpler alternative! That is cool though.
--
John *H*


Cheaper?? How much did you pay for the boat? Mine gets the most use if
I overfill something... Anyway, I did not notice the price when I
posted. I bought mine 20 years ago;) but some kind of suction pump
is handy in any garage, check wallmart for a cheaper version sometime,
great to have around even if you don't use it on your boat.



Maybe if brain-dead Herring would look at his engine, he'd realize that
gravity will drain out the oil and if attaches the right sized plastic
hose, it'll drain right into a container that can be taken to a place
that accepts oil for disposal.

Any competent boat salesman would have introduced a new customer to
someone in the shop who would have demonstrated the various
owner-maintenance features. But I guess if you buy a new engine off ebay...

[email protected] May 31st 08 04:41 PM

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On May 31, 11:29*am, "Phil" wrote:
complicated, just park the engine over a street drain and let it flow
into that.


*You are not serious are you? *Besides contaminating everything you can end
up in jail depending on where you live.


There are a couple left here who just want to stir things up, most of
us completely ignore them. If you see a "suspect" post, and it goes
unanswered, you can probably assume they are in a lot of killfiles;)

HK May 31st 08 04:45 PM

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wrote:
On May 31, 11:29 am, "Phil" wrote:
complicated, just park the engine over a street drain and let it flow
into that.

You are not serious are you? Besides contaminating everything you can end
up in jail depending on where you live.


There are a couple left here who just want to stir things up, most of
us completely ignore them. If you see a "suspect" post, and it goes
unanswered, you can probably assume they are in a lot of killfiles;)



Virtually everything your favored gang of idiots posts is suspect.

Richard Casady May 31st 08 05:57 PM

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On Sat, 31 May 2008 12:42:17 GMT, Les Avis Sont Comme Des Abrutis
wrote:

On Fri, 30 May 2008 16:20:58 -0400, John H.
wrote:

...is coming soon for the Yamaha. I need to change the engine and gear oil.
What's the best device to assist in changing the gear oil?


I would suggest using an old milk jug or if that seems too
complicated, just park the engine over a street drain and let it flow
into that.

Much less complicated than using an old milk container.


I wonder what the fine would come to. When I was attending Colorado U
the local city busses had a sign that warned of a $250 000 fine for
causing a disturbance on the bus. Not to mention a good sized jolt of
prison time.

Casady

[email protected] May 31st 08 06:04 PM

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On May 31, 12:57*pm, (Richard Casady)
wrote:
On Sat, 31 May 2008 12:42:17 GMT, Les Avis Sont Comme Des Abrutis

wrote:
On Fri, 30 May 2008 16:20:58 -0400, John H.
wrote:


...is coming soon for the Yamaha. I need to change the engine and gear oil.
What's the best device to assist in changing the gear oil?


I would suggest using an old milk jug or if that seems too
complicated, just park the engine over a street drain and let it flow
into that.


Much less complicated than using an old milk container.


I wonder what the fine would come to. When I was attending Colorado U
the local city busses had a sign that warned of a $250 000 fine for
causing a disturbance on the bus. Not to mention a good sized jolt of
prison time.

Casady


I dunno but a friend of a freind owned an oil company and filled a 250
gallon tank only to find the tank had been disconnected in the
basement.. Dirt floor, downtown Essex CT... What a mess, they had to
remove it all, lots of earth, what a mess. The DEP stood on their nuts
till they did, then they had the fines.

Tim May 31st 08 06:22 PM

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On May 31, 7:42 am, Les Avis Sont Comme Des Abrutis
wrote:
On Fri, 30 May 2008 16:20:58 -0400, John H.

wrote:
...is coming soon for the Yamaha. I need to change the engine and gear oil.
What's the best device to assist in changing the gear oil?


I would suggest using an old milk jug or if that seems too
complicated, just park the engine over a street drain and let it flow
into that.

Much less complicated than using an old milk container.


I was thinking of the neighbors yard.

of course if your driveway is gravel you could drain it there and
start your long waited asphalting project.

Tim May 31st 08 06:26 PM

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On May 31, 10:35 am, HK wrote:
wrote:
On May 30, 8:41 pm, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 30 May 2008 14:09:38 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:


On May 30, 4:20 pm, John H. wrote:
...is coming soon for the Yamaha. I need to change the engine and gear oil.
What's the best device to assist in changing the gear oil?
--
John *H*
I change fluids in several of my engine driven devices, etc. I have a
vacume pump used for auto mechanics. Nice little device with tubes and
catch jars that can get almost anywyere. You can probably get one at
the local autoparts hardware store. Mine is in a neat little carry
case, bout the size of a timing light case.
I have this one:
http://www.toolfetch.com/Category--A...ic_Tools--Engi...
HTH
I'm hoping there's a cheaper, simpler alternative! That is cool though.
--
John *H*


Cheaper?? How much did you pay for the boat? Mine gets the most use if
I overfill something... Anyway, I did not notice the price when I
posted. I bought mine 20 years ago;) but some kind of suction pump
is handy in any garage, check wallmart for a cheaper version sometime,
great to have around even if you don't use it on your boat.


Maybe if brain-dead Herring would look at his engine, he'd realize that
gravity will drain out the oil and if attaches the right sized plastic
hose, it'll drain right into a container that can be taken to a place
that accepts oil for disposal.

Any competent boat salesman would have introduced a new customer to
someone in the shop who would have demonstrated the various
owner-maintenance features. But I guess if you buy a new engine off ebay...


When I change the lower end oil on my mercruiser[s], I save the old
and put it in the lawnmowers crankcase. it's cheaper than buying more
oil for a lawnmower. besides. Briggs engines don't need no respect
anyhow...

[email protected] May 31st 08 06:42 PM

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On May 31, 1:04*pm, wrote:
On May 31, 12:57*pm, (Richard Casady)
wrote:





On Sat, 31 May 2008 12:42:17 GMT, Les Avis Sont Comme Des Abrutis


wrote:
On Fri, 30 May 2008 16:20:58 -0400, John H.
wrote:


...is coming soon for the Yamaha. I need to change the engine and gear oil.
What's the best device to assist in changing the gear oil?


I would suggest using an old milk jug or if that seems too
complicated, just park the engine over a street drain and let it flow
into that.


Much less complicated than using an old milk container.


I wonder what the fine would come to. When I was attending Colorado U
the local city busses had a sign that warned of a $250 000 fine for
causing a disturbance on the bus. Not to mention a good sized jolt of
prison time.


Casady


I dunno but a friend of a freind owned an oil company and filled a 250
gallon tank only to find the tank had been disconnected in the
basement.. Dirt floor, downtown Essex CT... What a mess, they had to
remove it all, lots of earth, what a mess. The DEP stood on their nuts
till they did, then they had the fines.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Here's a cool basement story! Western NY, flood of 1972. My uncle's
basement floods almost to floor height. All pumps in the area are
being used to try to save businesses, etc. If you come out of the
basement, go about ten feet, then you go down a 10' drop to a stream.
So, always, even in my youth being resourceful, I used two garden
hoses and siphoned the whole basement!

Richard Casady May 31st 08 07:35 PM

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On Sat, 31 May 2008 10:42:33 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

Here's a cool basement story! Western NY, flood of 1972. My uncle's
basement floods almost to floor height. All pumps in the area are
being used to try to save businesses, etc. If you come out of the
basement, go about ten feet, then you go down a 10' drop to a stream.
So, always, even in my youth being resourceful, I used two garden
hoses and siphoned the whole basement!


How long did it take?

Casady

HK May 31st 08 07:41 PM

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Tim wrote:
On May 31, 10:35 am, HK wrote:
wrote:
On May 30, 8:41 pm, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 30 May 2008 14:09:38 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:
On May 30, 4:20 pm, John H. wrote:
...is coming soon for the Yamaha. I need to change the engine and gear oil.
What's the best device to assist in changing the gear oil?
--
John *H*
I change fluids in several of my engine driven devices, etc. I have a
vacume pump used for auto mechanics. Nice little device with tubes and
catch jars that can get almost anywyere. You can probably get one at
the local autoparts hardware store. Mine is in a neat little carry
case, bout the size of a timing light case.
I have this one:
http://www.toolfetch.com/Category--A...ic_Tools--Engi...
HTH
I'm hoping there's a cheaper, simpler alternative! That is cool though.
--
John *H*
Cheaper?? How much did you pay for the boat? Mine gets the most use if
I overfill something... Anyway, I did not notice the price when I
posted. I bought mine 20 years ago;) but some kind of suction pump
is handy in any garage, check wallmart for a cheaper version sometime,
great to have around even if you don't use it on your boat.

Maybe if brain-dead Herring would look at his engine, he'd realize that
gravity will drain out the oil and if attaches the right sized plastic
hose, it'll drain right into a container that can be taken to a place
that accepts oil for disposal.

Any competent boat salesman would have introduced a new customer to
someone in the shop who would have demonstrated the various
owner-maintenance features. But I guess if you buy a new engine off ebay...


When I change the lower end oil on my mercruiser[s], I save the old
and put it in the lawnmowers crankcase. it's cheaper than buying more
oil for a lawnmower. besides. Briggs engines don't need no respect
anyhow...



I use it where my hair used to be instead of Wildroot Cream Oil

Don White May 31st 08 07:55 PM

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"HK" wrote in message
. ..

Maybe if brain-dead Herring would look at his engine, he'd realize that
gravity will drain out the oil and if attaches the right sized plastic
hose, it'll drain right into a container that can be taken to a place that
accepts oil for disposal.

Any competent boat salesman would have introduced a new customer to
someone in the shop who would have demonstrated the various
owner-maintenance features. But I guess if you buy a new engine off
ebay...



Oh oh! Now he'll be crying to the moderator of another group about posters
being mean to him.



HK May 31st 08 08:08 PM

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Don White wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
. ..
Maybe if brain-dead Herring would look at his engine, he'd realize that
gravity will drain out the oil and if attaches the right sized plastic
hose, it'll drain right into a container that can be taken to a place that
accepts oil for disposal.

Any competent boat salesman would have introduced a new customer to
someone in the shop who would have demonstrated the various
owner-maintenance features. But I guess if you buy a new engine off
ebay...



Oh oh! Now he'll be crying to the moderator of another group about posters
being mean to him.




My salesman spent about 45 minutes with me going over the details of the
engine, and this wasn't the first modern Yamaha four stroke outboard I
bought there. Considering how expensive these engines are, you'd think
that the owner of a new one would want to pick up a bit of knowledge
before heading down the road.

Les Avis Sont Comme Des Abrutis May 31st 08 09:03 PM

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On Sat, 31 May 2008 10:29:24 -0500, "Phil" wrote:


complicated, just park the engine over a street drain and let it flow
into that.

You are not serious are you? Besides contaminating everything you can end
up in jail depending on where you live.


Of course I'm serious.

I wouldn't have said it if I wasn't serious.

Les Avis Sont Comme Des Abrutis May 31st 08 09:09 PM

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On Sat, 31 May 2008 08:41:31 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

On May 31, 11:29*am, "Phil" wrote:
complicated, just park the engine over a street drain and let it flow
into that.


*You are not serious are you? *Besides contaminating everything you can end
up in jail depending on where you live.


There are a couple left here who just want to stir things up, most of
us completely ignore them. If you see a "suspect" post, and it goes
unanswered, you can probably assume they are in a lot of killfiles;)


A couple? Are you kidding?

The whole raison d'exister of you and most of the other posters here
is to "stir" things up - bitch, ****, moan and take offense peu
raisonnable et complète over every little statement, issue and/or
comment.

It's like watching a bunch of, how you say, vieilles anciennes reines
gaies de drague have hissy fits over makeup.

Les Avis Sont Comme Des Abrutis May 31st 08 09:11 PM

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On Sat, 31 May 2008 10:26:20 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

On May 31, 10:35 am, HK wrote:
wrote:
On May 30, 8:41 pm, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 30 May 2008 14:09:38 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:


On May 30, 4:20 pm, John H. wrote:
...is coming soon for the Yamaha. I need to change the engine and gear oil.
What's the best device to assist in changing the gear oil?
--
John *H*
I change fluids in several of my engine driven devices, etc. I have a
vacume pump used for auto mechanics. Nice little device with tubes and
catch jars that can get almost anywyere. You can probably get one at
the local autoparts hardware store. Mine is in a neat little carry
case, bout the size of a timing light case.
I have this one:
http://www.toolfetch.com/Category--A...ic_Tools--Engi...
HTH
I'm hoping there's a cheaper, simpler alternative! That is cool though.
--
John *H*


Cheaper?? How much did you pay for the boat? Mine gets the most use if
I overfill something... Anyway, I did not notice the price when I
posted. I bought mine 20 years ago;) but some kind of suction pump
is handy in any garage, check wallmart for a cheaper version sometime,
great to have around even if you don't use it on your boat.


Maybe if brain-dead Herring would look at his engine, he'd realize that
gravity will drain out the oil and if attaches the right sized plastic
hose, it'll drain right into a container that can be taken to a place
that accepts oil for disposal.

Any competent boat salesman would have introduced a new customer to
someone in the shop who would have demonstrated the various
owner-maintenance features. But I guess if you buy a new engine off ebay...


When I change the lower end oil on my mercruiser[s], I save the old
and put it in the lawnmowers crankcase. it's cheaper than buying more
oil for a lawnmower. besides. Briggs engines don't need no respect
anyhow...


We French use the old gear oil to brush our teeth.

JimH[_2_] May 31st 08 09:23 PM

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On May 31, 4:16 pm, JG2U wrote:
On Sat, 31 May 2008 15:55:55 -0300, "Don White"



wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
...


Maybe if brain-dead Herring would look at his engine, he'd realize that
gravity will drain out the oil and if attaches the right sized plastic
hose, it'll drain right into a container that can be taken to a place that
accepts oil for disposal.


Any competent boat salesman would have introduced a new customer to
someone in the shop who would have demonstrated the various
owner-maintenance features. But I guess if you buy a new engine off
ebay...


Oh oh! Now he'll be crying to the moderator of another group about posters
being mean to him.


Earlier you posted "Even you must realize from the tone of my posts
that I want to improve the newsgroup."

Surely even you realize that by facilitating, you are bringing the NG
down. Don't you?


Give it a rest Sheriff Jack. The tone of this NG was ruined long ago.

In case you didn't notice Herring whined about some members here at
another place. He is a crybaby.

John H.[_4_] May 31st 08 09:40 PM

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On Sat, 31 May 2008 10:29:24 -0500, "Phil" wrote:


complicated, just park the engine over a street drain and let it flow
into that.

You are not serious are you? Besides contaminating everything you can end
up in jail depending on where you live.


It's OK, I think, in France. That would be my guess.
--
John *H*

John H.[_4_] May 31st 08 09:51 PM

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On Sat, 31 May 2008 12:42:17 GMT, Les Avis Sont Comme Des Abrutis
wrote:

On Fri, 30 May 2008 16:20:58 -0400, John H.
wrote:

...is coming soon for the Yamaha. I need to change the engine and gear oil.
What's the best device to assist in changing the gear oil?


I would suggest using an old milk jug or if that seems too
complicated, just park the engine over a street drain and let it flow
into that.

Much less complicated than using an old milk container.


Some may think your opinion on this matter somewhat moronic.
--
John *H*

JimH[_2_] May 31st 08 09:59 PM

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On May 31, 4:51 pm, John H. wrote:
On Sat, 31 May 2008 12:42:17 GMT, Les Avis Sont Comme Des Abrutis

wrote:
On Fri, 30 May 2008 16:20:58 -0400, John H.
wrote:


...is coming soon for the Yamaha. I need to change the engine and gear oil.
What's the best device to assist in changing the gear oil?


I would suggest using an old milk jug or if that seems too
complicated, just park the engine over a street drain and let it flow
into that.


Much less complicated than using an old milk container.


Some may think your opinion on this matter somewhat moronic.
--
John *H*


Doh! Right over your head John. You do realize that Les Avis is Tom
don't you?

Don White May 31st 08 10:01 PM

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"HK" wrote in message
...
Don White wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
. ..
Maybe if brain-dead Herring would look at his engine, he'd realize that
gravity will drain out the oil and if attaches the right sized plastic
hose, it'll drain right into a container that can be taken to a place
that accepts oil for disposal.

Any competent boat salesman would have introduced a new customer to
someone in the shop who would have demonstrated the various
owner-maintenance features. But I guess if you buy a new engine off
ebay...



Oh oh! Now he'll be crying to the moderator of another group about
posters being mean to him.



My salesman spent about 45 minutes with me going over the details of the
engine, and this wasn't the first modern Yamaha four stroke outboard I
bought there. Considering how expensive these engines are, you'd think
that the owner of a new one would want to pick up a bit of knowledge
before heading down the road.


I always go through the owners manual front to back a couple of times.



Don White May 31st 08 10:03 PM

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For our Johnny..

Cry baby cry
Make your mother sigh
She's old enough to know better.

The king of Marigold was in the kitchen
Cooking breakfast for the queen
The queen was in the parlour
Playing piano for the children of the king.

Cry baby cry
Make your mother sigh
She's old enough to know better
So cry baby cry.

The king was in the garden
Picking flowers for a friend who came to play
The queen was in the playroom
Painting pictures for the childrens holiday.

Cry baby cry
Make your mother sigh
She's old enough to know better
So cry baby cry.

The duchess of Kircaldy always smiling
And arriving late for tea
The duke was having problems
With a message at the local bird and bee.

Cry baby cry
Make your mother sigh
She's old enough to know better
So cry baby cry.

At twelve o'clock a meeting round the table
For a seance in the dark
With voices out of nowhere
Put on specially by the children for a lark.

Cry baby cry
Make your mother sigh
She's old enough to know better
So cry baby cry cry cry cry baby
Make your mother sigh.

She's old enough to know better
Cry baby cry
cry cry cry
Make your mother sigh
She's old enough to know better
So cry baby cry.

Can you take me back where I came from?
Can you take me back?
Can you take me back where I came from?
Rowboat can you take me back?
Can you take me back?
Oooh, can you take me where I came from?
Can you take me back?



Les Avis Sont Comme Des Abrutis May 31st 08 11:00 PM

Ten hour service...
 
On Sat, 31 May 2008 16:40:56 -0400, John H.
wrote:

On Sat, 31 May 2008 10:29:24 -0500, "Phil" wrote:


complicated, just park the engine over a street drain and let it flow
into that.

You are not serious are you? Besides contaminating everything you can end
up in jail depending on where you live.


It's OK, I think, in France. That would be my guess.


That is true. We French are much less constipated over this silly
affaire de réchauffement global than you silly, ignorant smelly âne
sourd-muet Americans.

Les Avis Sont Comme Des Abrutis May 31st 08 11:04 PM

Ten hour service...
 
On Sat, 31 May 2008 16:51:13 -0400, John H.
wrote:

On Sat, 31 May 2008 12:42:17 GMT, Les Avis Sont Comme Des Abrutis
wrote:

On Fri, 30 May 2008 16:20:58 -0400, John H.
wrote:

...is coming soon for the Yamaha. I need to change the engine and gear oil.
What's the best device to assist in changing the gear oil?


I would suggest using an old milk jug or if that seems too
complicated, just park the engine over a street drain and let it flow
into that.

Much less complicated than using an old milk container.


Some may think your opinion on this matter somewhat moronic.


Ah yes - the infamous Américains sans humour.

It is amazing to us French that you are such le porc a dirigé des
simpletons.

Short Wave Sportfishing[_2_] May 31st 08 11:05 PM

Ten hour service...
 
On Sat, 31 May 2008 13:59:54 -0700 (PDT), JimH
wrote:

On May 31, 4:51 pm, John H. wrote:
On Sat, 31 May 2008 12:42:17 GMT, Les Avis Sont Comme Des Abrutis

wrote:
On Fri, 30 May 2008 16:20:58 -0400, John H.
wrote:


...is coming soon for the Yamaha. I need to change the engine and gear oil.
What's the best device to assist in changing the gear oil?


I would suggest using an old milk jug or if that seems too
complicated, just park the engine over a street drain and let it flow
into that.


Much less complicated than using an old milk container.


Some may think your opinion on this matter somewhat moronic.
--
John *H*


Doh! Right over your head John. You do realize that Les Avis is Tom
don't you?


You just can't resist ruining an ongoing gag can you.

Honest to pete.

John H.[_4_] May 31st 08 11:09 PM

Ten hour service...
 
On Sat, 31 May 2008 22:00:48 GMT, Les Avis Sont Comme Des Abrutis
wrote:

On Sat, 31 May 2008 16:40:56 -0400, John H.
wrote:

On Sat, 31 May 2008 10:29:24 -0500, "Phil" wrote:


complicated, just park the engine over a street drain and let it flow
into that.
You are not serious are you? Besides contaminating everything you can end
up in jail depending on where you live.


It's OK, I think, in France. That would be my guess.


That is true. We French are much less constipated over this silly
affaire de réchauffement global than you silly, ignorant smelly âne
sourd-muet Americans.


And vous avez assez sentir to use pouvoir nucléaire. For that seul, I give
you le très beaucoup de crédit.
--
John *H*

John H.[_4_] May 31st 08 11:13 PM

Ten hour service...
 
On Sat, 31 May 2008 22:04:02 GMT, Les Avis Sont Comme Des Abrutis
wrote:

On Sat, 31 May 2008 16:51:13 -0400, John H.
wrote:

On Sat, 31 May 2008 12:42:17 GMT, Les Avis Sont Comme Des Abrutis
wrote:

On Fri, 30 May 2008 16:20:58 -0400, John H.
wrote:

...is coming soon for the Yamaha. I need to change the engine and gear oil.
What's the best device to assist in changing the gear oil?

I would suggest using an old milk jug or if that seems too
complicated, just park the engine over a street drain and let it flow
into that.

Much less complicated than using an old milk container.


Some may think your opinion on this matter somewhat moronic.


Ah yes - the infamous Américains sans humour.

It is amazing to us French that you are such le porc a dirigé des
simpletons.


Non, nous sommes simplement subtils.
--
John *H*

John H.[_4_] May 31st 08 11:14 PM

Ten hour service...
 
On Sat, 31 May 2008 22:05:58 GMT, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:

On Sat, 31 May 2008 13:59:54 -0700 (PDT), JimH
wrote:

On May 31, 4:51 pm, John H. wrote:
On Sat, 31 May 2008 12:42:17 GMT, Les Avis Sont Comme Des Abrutis

wrote:
On Fri, 30 May 2008 16:20:58 -0400, John H.
wrote:

...is coming soon for the Yamaha. I need to change the engine and gear oil.
What's the best device to assist in changing the gear oil?

I would suggest using an old milk jug or if that seems too
complicated, just park the engine over a street drain and let it flow
into that.

Much less complicated than using an old milk container.

Some may think your opinion on this matter somewhat moronic.
--
John *H*


Doh! Right over your head John. You do realize that Les Avis is Tom
don't you?


You just can't resist ruining an ongoing gag can you.

Honest to pete.


You've not graced our presence for a while, but most of us ignore him
(them).
--
John *H*


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