On May 13, 5:16*pm, sailmonstermomma wrote:
A large Humpback whale is lazily enjoying a beautiful day when he sees
a female Humpback whale just a little ways off, and he thinks to
himself that he's going to try to impress her...

He swims over to her, and breeches the surface, showing off the large
hump on his back.

She looked unimpressed as she breached and showed a larger more well
formed hump herself.

Now, a little embarrassed, he tries again to impress her by taking a
breath and blowing a huge cloud of mist and water with a really nice
rainbow in it.

Once again she looked unimpressed and she blew a larger cloud of mist,
with a more beautiful rainbow.

Now clearly agitated, the Male sees a Navel vessel in the distance and
races off toward it. Just before he collides with the ship, he dives,
jumps out of the water and as he sails over the bow of the ship, he
plucks a sailor off the deck and in one gulp swallows him whole!

He swam back to her very proud of himself, only to find the female
object of his attentions with a disgusted look on her face...

As she swam off she said..."I'll Hump, I'll Blow, BUT I WON'T SWALLOW
SEAMEN!

LoL.. ouch.. maybe now is a good time to mention that trip-reports is
a family friendly site
I will check my mail later after the kids burn down all the brush... I
think it's an excuse to hang out but it gets the work done