My boat is yellow
 

A few weeks ago, I finished washing and applying two coats of Zaino Bros
polish on my boat. Yesterday, I stopped by to drop off some equipment I
carried home over the winter. The boat was YELLOW from pine pollen.

Anyone who has lived through a Georgia Pine Pollen outburst, knows what
I am talking about, for those who haven't, imagine someone throwing
yellow stain all over everything.

The worst part is you can actually see the trees burst in a large cloud
of pine tree sperm ( I meant to say pollen) when they orgasm (I meant to
say release) the pollen.

My boat is yellow
 

Yes, I go through this every year here in Florida. It effects everything
I own that is outdoors. I wait until the trees are done, then I just
lightly pressure wash it all away. Hard rain for the most part gets rid
of most of it. Simple Green soap does the rest.

Jim Rojas



Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:
A few weeks ago, I finished washing and applying two coats of Zaino Bros
polish on my boat. Yesterday, I stopped by to drop off some equipment I
carried home over the winter. The boat was YELLOW from pine pollen.

Anyone who has lived through a Georgia Pine Pollen outburst, knows what
I am talking about, for those who haven't, imagine someone throwing
yellow stain all over everything.

The worst part is you can actually see the trees burst in a large cloud
of pine tree sperm ( I meant to say pollen) when they orgasm (I meant to
say release) the pollen.

My boat is yellow
 

On Apr 5, 11:53*am, "Reginald P. Smithers III" "Reggie is Here
wrote:
A few weeks ago, I finished washing and applying two coats of Zaino Bros
polish on my boat. *Yesterday, I stopped by to drop off some equipment I
carried home over the winter. *The boat was YELLOW from pine pollen.

Anyone who has lived through a Georgia Pine Pollen outburst, knows what
I am talking about, for those who haven't, imagine someone throwing
yellow stain all over everything.

The worst part is you can actually see the trees burst in a large cloud
of pine tree sperm ( I meant to say pollen) when they orgasm (I meant to
say release) the pollen.

Thursday the pollen count in the area was above 1000, and that's a
freakin' lot! Rain yesterday and today is doing good things for the
pollen and the lake. I was going to uncover my pool today, though. The
cover looks nice though with it's 6 inches of pollen mud !!

My boat is yellow
 

Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:
A few weeks ago, I finished washing and applying two coats of Zaino Bros
polish on my boat. Yesterday, I stopped by to drop off some equipment I
carried home over the winter. The boat was YELLOW from pine pollen.

Anyone who has lived through a Georgia Pine Pollen outburst, knows what
I am talking about, for those who haven't, imagine someone throwing
yellow stain all over everything.

The worst part is you can actually see the trees burst in a large cloud
of pine tree sperm ( I meant to say pollen) when they orgasm (I meant to
say release) the pollen.


Suits you, "Reggie."

My boat is yellow
 

hk wrote:

Suits you, "Reggie."

This from the guy who complains that the newsgroup is nothing but insults?

What a flaming asshole you are, krause.

-- Charlie

My boat is yellow
 

On Apr 5, 12:52*pm, hk wrote:
Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:

A few weeks ago, I finished washing and applying two coats of Zaino Bros
polish on my boat. *Yesterday, I stopped by to drop off some equipment I
carried home over the winter. *The boat was YELLOW from pine pollen.

Anyone who has lived through a Georgia Pine Pollen outburst, knows what
I am talking about, for those who haven't, imagine someone throwing
yellow stain all over everything.

The worst part is you can actually see the trees burst in a large cloud
of pine tree sperm ( I meant to say pollen) when they orgasm (I meant to
say release) the pollen.

Suits you, "Reggie."

Harry, why don't you practice what you and JimH are preaching??

My boat is yellow
 

On Apr 5, 1:44*pm, wrote:
On Sat, 5 Apr 2008 09:40:08 -0700 (PDT), wrote:
On Apr 5, 11:53*am, "Reginald P. Smithers III" "Reggie is Here
wrote:
A few weeks ago, I finished washing and applying two coats of Zaino Bros
polish on my boat. *Yesterday, I stopped by to drop off some equipment I
carried home over the winter. *The boat was YELLOW from pine pollen.

Anyone who has lived through a Georgia Pine Pollen outburst, knows what
I am talking about, for those who haven't, imagine someone throwing
yellow stain all over everything.

The worst part is you can actually see the trees burst in a large cloud
of pine tree sperm ( I meant to say pollen) when they orgasm (I meant to
say release) the pollen.

Thursday the pollen count in the area was above 1000, and that's a
freakin' lot! Rain yesterday and today is doing good things for the
pollen and the lake. I was going to uncover my pool today, though. The
cover looks nice though with it's 6 inches of pollen mud !!

I don't cover my pool so that becomes sludge in the filter- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Every fall I ponder whether or not to cover my pool. The only thing
that keeps me covering it is the fall leaves.

My boat is yellow
 

I have a black truck and my wife has a black car - although we don't
have much problem with them turning yellow YET, we fight the losing
battle of pollen every spring also. The car cover for her helps a
little bit, but that stuff is so fine that some of the dust still gets
through the breathable cover. Spring is a beautiful season but it
sure makes a mess of things.

--------------------------------------------
GDSmith
Harpers Ferry, WV

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My boat is yellow
 

Gene Kearns wrote:
On Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:53:48 -0400, Reginald P. Smithers III penned
the following well considered thoughts to the readers of rec.boats:

A few weeks ago, I finished washing and applying two coats of Zaino Bros
polish on my boat. Yesterday, I stopped by to drop off some equipment I
carried home over the winter. The boat was YELLOW from pine pollen.

Anyone who has lived through a Georgia Pine Pollen outburst, knows what
I am talking about, for those who haven't, imagine someone throwing
yellow stain all over everything.

The worst part is you can actually see the trees burst in a large cloud
of pine tree sperm ( I meant to say pollen) when they orgasm (I meant to
say release) the pollen.

Everything here is yellow... even puddles after a rain.

When my wife managed a bank at the airport, she had a LOT of travelers
asking what the yellow powder all over everything was. They were
thinking toxic waste rather that amorous foliage....


Well if you want to look on the positive side, as least it is not as
obnoxious as "Love Bugs". I was in Orlando when they swarmed and that
was nasty.

My boat is yellow
 

Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:
Gene Kearns wrote:
On Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:53:48 -0400, Reginald P. Smithers III penned
the following well considered thoughts to the readers of rec.boats:

A few weeks ago, I finished washing and applying two coats of Zaino
Bros polish on my boat. Yesterday, I stopped by to drop off some
equipment I carried home over the winter. The boat was YELLOW from
pine pollen.

Anyone who has lived through a Georgia Pine Pollen outburst, knows
what I am talking about, for those who haven't, imagine someone
throwing yellow stain all over everything.

The worst part is you can actually see the trees burst in a large
cloud of pine tree sperm ( I meant to say pollen) when they orgasm (I
meant to say release) the pollen.

Everything here is yellow... even puddles after a rain.

When my wife managed a bank at the airport, she had a LOT of travelers
asking what the yellow powder all over everything was. They were
thinking toxic waste rather that amorous foliage....


Well if you want to look on the positive side, as least it is not as
obnoxious as "Love Bugs". I was in Orlando when they swarmed and that
was nasty.


Life is so tough when you're a "Reggie."