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On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:24:18 -0500, Kippered wrote:


Harry, it's not the sex. I know this is, for you, especially hard to
understand. The guy *perjured* himself. That means lying. Believe it or
not, most folks consider that wrong. Of course, you and your buddy find
nothing wrong with that because it gains you notoriety, and some
probably think it's right cool. But it isn't.

Uh, perjury and lying are not the same thing. Clinton was guilty of
one, but we was not guilty of the other.

Don't you remember Bill pointing his finger at us and saying "I did not
have sex with that woman, Monica Lewinski!" Let's ask the wives if a blow
job is sex or not before you parse Bill's answer.


I wonder if it's illegal for presidents to have sex with anyone they want,
wherever they want.

I said ILLEGAL.

On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 19:55:10 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
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I wonder if it's illegal for presidents to have sex with anyone they want,
wherever they want.

I said ILLEGAL.

Well there's ILLEGAL and there's IMPROPER.
Example.
Guy is tired of his wife putting him off on sex every weekend until
after Mass at church on Sunday.
She starts this every Saturday. "Oh honey, we're going the Mass
tomorrow. It wouldn't be proper."
So this guy goes to see the priest and asks him, "Father, is it
IMPROPER to have sex with my wife before the Mass?"
Priest says, "No son, it not IMPROPER. Just don't block the aisles."

--Vic

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I wonder if it's illegal for presidents to have sex with anyone they want,
wherever they want.

I said ILLEGAL.


Of course not. But it *is* illegal to swear under oath that you did not in
a lawful investigation. It's called perjury.

Eisboch

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I wonder if it's illegal for presidents to have sex with anyone they
want, wherever they want.

I said ILLEGAL.


Of course not. But it *is* illegal to swear under oath that you did not
in a lawful investigation. It's called perjury.

Eisboch



Yes, I know perjury is illegal, but that's not the question I asked, now is
it? If you disagree, be a linguist for a moment and show me how I could've
written my question more clearly.

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I wonder if it's illegal for presidents to have sex with anyone they
want, wherever they want.

I said ILLEGAL.


Of course not. But it *is* illegal to swear under oath that you did not
in a lawful investigation. It's called perjury.

Eisboch



Yes, I know perjury is illegal, but that's not the question I asked, now
is it? If you disagree, be a linguist for a moment and show me how I
could've written my question more clearly.


Your question is impossible to answer. First of all, you are leaving out a
whole bunch of contributing factors, including the stupid woman (forget her
name) that Monica confided in and became a potential blackmail threat.
People in positions of responsibility .... even lowly enlisted military
people with access to classified information ... are subject to
investigation if the potential for a security leak exists.

Stop playing lawyer. You'd make a lousy one.

Eisboch

On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:48:36 -0500, "Eisboch" wrote:


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"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
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I wonder if it's illegal for presidents to have sex with anyone they
want, wherever they want.

I said ILLEGAL.


Of course not. But it *is* illegal to swear under oath that you did not
in a lawful investigation. It's called perjury.

Eisboch



Yes, I know perjury is illegal, but that's not the question I asked, now
is it? If you disagree, be a linguist for a moment and show me how I
could've written my question more clearly.


Your question is impossible to answer. First of all, you are leaving out a
whole bunch of contributing factors, including the stupid woman (forget her
name)

Linda Tripp

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On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:48:36 -0500, "Eisboch" wrote:


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"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
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I wonder if it's illegal for presidents to have sex with anyone they
want, wherever they want.

I said ILLEGAL.


Of course not. But it *is* illegal to swear under oath that you did
not
in a lawful investigation. It's called perjury.

Eisboch



Yes, I know perjury is illegal, but that's not the question I asked, now
is it? If you disagree, be a linguist for a moment and show me how I
could've written my question more clearly.


Your question is impossible to answer. First of all, you are leaving out
a
whole bunch of contributing factors, including the stupid woman (forget
her
name)

Linda Tripp

Thank you.

Eisboch

On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 18:08:04 -0500, "Eisboch" wrote:


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On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:48:36 -0500, "Eisboch" wrote:


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"Eisboch" wrote in message
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"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
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I wonder if it's illegal for presidents to have sex with anyone they
want, wherever they want.

I said ILLEGAL.


Of course not. But it *is* illegal to swear under oath that you did
not
in a lawful investigation. It's called perjury.

Eisboch



Yes, I know perjury is illegal, but that's not the question I asked, now
is it? If you disagree, be a linguist for a moment and show me how I
could've written my question more clearly.


Your question is impossible to answer. First of all, you are leaving out
a
whole bunch of contributing factors, including the stupid woman (forget
her
name)

Linda Tripp

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:48:36 -0500, "Eisboch" wrote:

"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
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"Eisboch" wrote in message
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"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
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I wonder if it's illegal for presidents to have sex with anyone they
want, wherever they want.

I said ILLEGAL.

Of course not. But it *is* illegal to swear under oath that you did not
in a lawful investigation. It's called perjury.

Eisboch


Yes, I know perjury is illegal, but that's not the question I asked, now
is it? If you disagree, be a linguist for a moment and show me how I
could've written my question more clearly.

Your question is impossible to answer. First of all, you are leaving out a
whole bunch of contributing factors, including the stupid woman (forget her
name)

Linda Tripp


Now that was one ugly woman, and she wasn't very attractive, either.

On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 23:06:51 +0000, Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:


Linda Tripp

Not liked on either side of the aisle.

http://www.srmaxclass.org/JenniferFitzgerald_Bush.htm