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Reginald P. Smithers III[_9_] January 22nd 08 02:03 PM

Parker splash boards...
 
wrote:
On Jan 22, 6:12 am, hk wrote:
Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 21 Jan 2008 22:26:40 -0500, hk wrote:
The boat I have now is pretty close to perfect for fishing the entire
Chesapeake and its tributaries. It also works nicely in the
ocean.
Your low life Pahkuh would be lucky to last 10 minutes on a rough day
in the ocean or on the Chesapeake.

Well, Whine, according to reports, that's nine minutes and forty five
seconds longer than *your* average woody.


Who the hell is reporting to you on such things... Why are you paying
attention.. you are weird...


That really ranked high or the YUCK factor. Fraud would have a field
day with Harry.


BAR January 22nd 08 02:08 PM

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Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:
hk wrote:
BAR wrote:
hk wrote:
BAR wrote:
hk wrote:

I read original posts from no more than 10% of the posters here.
You and loogy aren't in the bozo bin for the moment because I feel
it is Christian charity to deal with a small number of nitwits on
a regular basis. You and loogy are my usenet nitwits...for the
moment.

Harry, I've got you pegged and have had you pegged for at least
five years. You couldn't live without reading each and every post
in this newsgroup. You have proved time and again that your
"Bozo(s) Bin" is an illusion which you try to use to denigrate
those who you do not always respond to directly.

You couldn't stay away from this news group, meaning not reading or
posting for two weeks, if you did you would wind up in the hospital
with heart problems.



Bertie, I still chuckle from time to time over the five years of
your bragging that you made more money than I did, and lived in a
bigger or better house. Your powers of observation/perception are
now greater now than when you quit high school to run away with the
Marines.

I do earn more money than you do Harry! Do you want to compare tax
returns?

a. I do live in a bigger and better house than you do Harry! You know
exactly where I live and all of the particulars of my house.



No, Bertie, I am not going to share my tax info with you.

I know nothing of the "particulars" of your house, beyond the fact
that yours is located in a small-lot subdivision and that all the
setbacks from the street seem the same. Dullsville. Like you.



At least you didn't say he lived in a tacky, cheap, cookie cutter
subdivision like JimH. I am curious, now that you and JimH are BFF, has
his house improved in value or aesthetics?


My question is why Harry needs to Google Maps everyone's home? Harry
knows that I live in a better house than him. He knows what the assessed
value of my property is and he knows how much the houses in my
neighborhood sell for too.


BAR January 22nd 08 02:09 PM

Parker splash boards...
 
hk wrote:
BAR wrote:
hk wrote:
Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 21 Jan 2008 21:57:38 -0500, hk wrote:

Oh, I don't *have* to ask, It's just a bit of fun at your expense,
that's all. You know how that works, right? Hey, maybe you'll have
to sleeve an engine this year, or, who knows, replace the other
transmission. Fun, fun, fun.

You're getting pretty weird again and need to get out more, preferably
on a larger boat where you could fish the entire Chesapeake instead of
just the tributaries.


The boat I have now is pretty close to perfect for fishing the entire
Chesapeake and its tributaries, Whine. It also works nicely in the
ocean. Perhaps if your boating skills were a little sharper, you'd
know how to handle small boats in the ocean and not brownstain your
shorts.


What happened to the 36' Zimmerman like Lobsta' boat Harry? I thought
you had two boats?



*Fishing" Bertbrain...


Just looking for an explanation Harry? What happened to your 36'
Zimmerman like Lobsta' boat? I don't remember you telling any of us that
you sold it and that you are now a single boat owner.

HK January 22nd 08 02:18 PM

Parker splash boards...
 
BAR wrote:


My question is why Harry needs to Google Maps everyone's home? Harry
knows that I live in a better house than him. He knows what the assessed
value of my property is and he knows how much the houses in my
neighborhood sell for too.



Think it through, Bertie. I've not seen your house, and have no idea
what it is like on the inside, nor do I know or care about the assessed
value of your house, as if that meant anything. What I do know, though,
is that Gaithersburg is far too "suburban" and crowded for my taste.

You seem to enjoy playing this silly game of yours. Are you compensating
for being a high school dropout?

Reginald P. Smithers III[_9_] January 22nd 08 02:19 PM

Parker splash boards...
 
BAR wrote:
Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:
hk wrote:
BAR wrote:
hk wrote:
BAR wrote:
hk wrote:

I read original posts from no more than 10% of the posters here.
You and loogy aren't in the bozo bin for the moment because I
feel it is Christian charity to deal with a small number of
nitwits on a regular basis. You and loogy are my usenet
nitwits...for the moment.

Harry, I've got you pegged and have had you pegged for at least
five years. You couldn't live without reading each and every post
in this newsgroup. You have proved time and again that your
"Bozo(s) Bin" is an illusion which you try to use to denigrate
those who you do not always respond to directly.

You couldn't stay away from this news group, meaning not reading
or posting for two weeks, if you did you would wind up in the
hospital with heart problems.



Bertie, I still chuckle from time to time over the five years of
your bragging that you made more money than I did, and lived in a
bigger or better house. Your powers of observation/perception are
now greater now than when you quit high school to run away with the
Marines.

I do earn more money than you do Harry! Do you want to compare tax
returns?

a. I do live in a bigger and better house than you do Harry! You know
exactly where I live and all of the particulars of my house.



No, Bertie, I am not going to share my tax info with you.

I know nothing of the "particulars" of your house, beyond the fact
that yours is located in a small-lot subdivision and that all the
setbacks from the street seem the same. Dullsville. Like you.



At least you didn't say he lived in a tacky, cheap, cookie cutter
subdivision like JimH. I am curious, now that you and JimH are BFF,
has his house improved in value or aesthetics?


My question is why Harry needs to Google Maps everyone's home? Harry
knows that I live in a better house than him. He knows what the assessed
value of my property is and he knows how much the houses in my
neighborhood sell for too.


As he said yesterday (and many times in the past) he seems to place a
very high value on his "possessions". He feels it is important that he
has the best of whatever, this forces him to make up stories about his
wife, his wife's education, his life, his education, his boats ....
etc......

The things I place a high value on are my wife and my children. My toys
are just things I enjoy doing with my family. While my family is
important, I don't need to come to rec.boats to get emotional support on
how great my family is or to plead for "personal congratulations" posts
from people they don't know.

Rec.boats is a mild diversion.

Don White January 22nd 08 02:24 PM

Parker splash boards.../ How was the boat show?
 

"Salmon Bait" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 22 Jan 2008 13:18:19 GMT, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:

On Tue, 22 Jan 2008 08:08:57 -0500, hk wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Tue, 22 Jan 2008 06:11:19 -0500, hk wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:

On the plus side, BRP is putting the Johnson brand into sleep mode
for
a couple of years (nice little rumor about what the Johnson brand is
going to become) and ETECs are going to be produced in three new
small
flavors - 9.9, 15 and 25 and being introduced in 2009.

Soon, ETEC will rule the world!!!

MMMUUUUUUAAAWWWWAAAAHHHHHAAAAAA!!!!!

All this with hardly any sales and very few dealers. eBay?

Of course Harry - you would know.

90% of the outboards on display were ETECs at Boston.

Setting up at the CMTA show yesterday, mostly ETECs. A few Verados,
very few Yamahas.

Only the stuck in the mud, Lego built Parkers were wedded to Yamaha.

Ancient technology - move up to the real world Harry - go ETEC.

You know you want to. :)


There are fewer eTecs on the water around here than Suzukis, and there
are very few Suzukis. If eTecs are so great, why are so few of them
being sold?


Because people in Maryland and Virginia don't have a clue?

ETEC is making a real penetration in the four stroke market up here -
you are seeing more and more of them as the smarter folks actually
look into it and see that Yamaha - well, no other way to put it - is
largely made in China, less efficient, less power-to-weight ratio and,
frankly, suck. :)

Heh, heh, heh...

VE VILL RULE ZA VORLD!!!


I was just pointing out what the Parker dealer said when I asked the
question. which seemed to run counter to what some of the bay boaters
were postulating.


Which moronic bay boater(s) were doing the postulating?

--
John H


I'd recommend ice packs on those ears Johnny before permanent heat damage is
done.



HK January 22nd 08 02:29 PM

Parker splash boards.../ How was the boat show?
 
Don White wrote:
"Salmon Bait" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 22 Jan 2008 13:18:19 GMT, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:

On Tue, 22 Jan 2008 08:08:57 -0500, hk wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Tue, 22 Jan 2008 06:11:19 -0500, hk wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:

On the plus side, BRP is putting the Johnson brand into sleep mode
for
a couple of years (nice little rumor about what the Johnson brand is
going to become) and ETECs are going to be produced in three new
small
flavors - 9.9, 15 and 25 and being introduced in 2009.

Soon, ETEC will rule the world!!!

MMMUUUUUUAAAWWWWAAAAHHHHHAAAAAA!!!!!
All this with hardly any sales and very few dealers. eBay?
Of course Harry - you would know.

90% of the outboards on display were ETECs at Boston.

Setting up at the CMTA show yesterday, mostly ETECs. A few Verados,
very few Yamahas.

Only the stuck in the mud, Lego built Parkers were wedded to Yamaha.

Ancient technology - move up to the real world Harry - go ETEC.

You know you want to. :)

There are fewer eTecs on the water around here than Suzukis, and there
are very few Suzukis. If eTecs are so great, why are so few of them
being sold?
Because people in Maryland and Virginia don't have a clue?

ETEC is making a real penetration in the four stroke market up here -
you are seeing more and more of them as the smarter folks actually
look into it and see that Yamaha - well, no other way to put it - is
largely made in China, less efficient, less power-to-weight ratio and,
frankly, suck. :)

Heh, heh, heh...

VE VILL RULE ZA VORLD!!!
I was just pointing out what the Parker dealer said when I asked the
question. which seemed to run counter to what some of the bay boaters
were postulating.

Which moronic bay boater(s) were doing the postulating?

--
John H


I'd recommend ice packs on those ears Johnny before permanent heat damage is
done.



His hearing aids will short out.

Jim January 22nd 08 02:30 PM

Parker splash boards...
 

"hk" wrote in message
. ..



Harry issues this challenge to Wayne----
Next time you're in the area, Whine, let me know...we can throw castnets
from the bows of our boats in 30" of water near the shoreline and bring up
some live baits. I'll put mine in my livewell and you'll put yours in
your...well...that would be a problem, wouldn't it?


Me thinks Wayne wonders-- Why not throw the cast nets from shore? Much
easier.

Jim wonders-- Is Harry losing it?


Jim January 22nd 08 02:32 PM

Parker splash boards...
 

"Reginald P. Smithers III" "Reggie is Here wrote in message
. ..
hk wrote:
Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 21 Jan 2008 22:26:40 -0500, hk wrote:

The boat I have now is pretty close to perfect for fishing the entire
Chesapeake and its tributaries. It also works nicely in the ocean.

Your low life Pahkuh would be lucky to last 10 minutes on a rough day
in the ocean or on the Chesapeake.



Well, Whine, according to reports, that's nine minutes and forty five
seconds longer than *your* average woody.


Is it just me, or does that comment seem very strange? Somehow, how long
someone has a "woody" just doesn't cross my mind, EVER.

Harry does seem to have a dark side, doesn't he?


Jim January 22nd 08 02:34 PM

Parker splash boards...
 

"Reginald P. Smithers III" "Reggie is Here wrote in message
. ..
wrote:
On Jan 22, 6:12 am, hk wrote:
Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 21 Jan 2008 22:26:40 -0500, hk wrote:
The boat I have now is pretty close to perfect for fishing the entire
Chesapeake and its tributaries. It also works nicely in the
ocean.
Your low life Pahkuh would be lucky to last 10 minutes on a rough day
in the ocean or on the Chesapeake.
Well, Whine, according to reports, that's nine minutes and forty five
seconds longer than *your* average woody.


Who the hell is reporting to you on such things... Why are you paying
attention.. you are weird...


That really ranked high or the YUCK factor. Fraud would have a field day
with Harry.

Harry is Fraud



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