On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 11:48:53 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
"Reggie is Here wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
Wet.

Any idiot could make that forecast. In fact, I forecast that Doug was
going to make that post, but stopped when he saw you beat him to the punch.

Now if you had made a forecast like:

Slippery when wet, that would have show you really knew what you were
talking about.

http://www.slipperywhenwetband.com/

The difference is that the Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway
Forecast assumes that when the forecast is wet, reasonable people will
understand that it will naturally be slippery.

Your Average Run-of-The-Mill Extra-Terrestial Driveway Forecast
attracts only dumbasses who need to have that fact explained.

Clearly, you are an Average Run-of-The-Mill Extra-Terrestial
Driveway Forecast type - one of those who can't change the channel
after Jerry Springer because you are too limited intellectually to
understand the base operation involved.