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Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
Wet.


Any idiot could make that forecast. In fact, I forecast that Doug was
going to make that post, but stopped when he saw you beat him to the punch.

Now if you had made a forecast like:

Slippery when wet, that would have show you really knew what you were
talking about.

http://www.slipperywhenwetband.com/
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On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 11:48:53 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
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Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
Wet.


Any idiot could make that forecast. In fact, I forecast that Doug was
going to make that post, but stopped when he saw you beat him to the punch.

Now if you had made a forecast like:

Slippery when wet, that would have show you really knew what you were
talking about.

http://www.slipperywhenwetband.com/


The difference is that the Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway
Forecast assumes that when the forecast is wet, reasonable people will
understand that it will naturally be slippery.

Your Average Run-of-The-Mill Extra-Terrestial Driveway Forecast
attracts only dumbasses who need to have that fact explained.

Clearly, you are an Average Run-of-The-Mill Extra-Terrestial
Driveway Forecast type - one of those who can't change the channel
after Jerry Springer because you are too limited intellectually to
understand the base operation involved.
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Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:


The difference is that the Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway
Forecast assumes that when the forecast is wet, reasonable people will
understand that it will naturally be slippery.

Your Average Run-of-The-Mill Extra-Terrestial Driveway Forecast
attracts only dumbasses who need to have that fact explained.

Clearly, you are an Average Run-of-The-Mill Extra-Terrestial
Driveway Forecast type - one of those who can't change the channel
after Jerry Springer because you are too limited intellectually to
understand the base operation involved.


I do have to agree, I am too limited to understand half of what you say.


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On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:50:03 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
"Reggie is Here wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:


The difference is that the Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway
Forecast assumes that when the forecast is wet, reasonable people will
understand that it will naturally be slippery.

Your Average Run-of-The-Mill Extra-Terrestial Driveway Forecast
attracts only dumbasses who need to have that fact explained.

Clearly, you are an Average Run-of-The-Mill Extra-Terrestial
Driveway Forecast type - one of those who can't change the channel
after Jerry Springer because you are too limited intellectually to
understand the base operation involved.


I do have to agree, I am too limited to understand half of what you say.


As long as you understand that, we'll get along just fine. :)


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On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:50:03 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III" "Reggie is
Here wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:


The difference is that the Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway
Forecast assumes that when the forecast is wet, reasonable people will
understand that it will naturally be slippery.

Your Average Run-of-The-Mill Extra-Terrestial Driveway Forecast
attracts only dumbasses who need to have that fact explained.

Clearly, you are an Average Run-of-The-Mill Extra-Terrestial
Driveway Forecast type - one of those who can't change the channel
after Jerry Springer because you are too limited intellectually to
understand the base operation involved.


I do have to agree, I am too limited to understand half of what you say.


Which half, pray tell, do you understand?
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Red Herring wrote:
On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:50:03 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III" "Reggie is
Here wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:

The difference is that the Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway
Forecast assumes that when the forecast is wet, reasonable people will
understand that it will naturally be slippery.

Your Average Run-of-The-Mill Extra-Terrestial Driveway Forecast
attracts only dumbasses who need to have that fact explained.

Clearly, you are an Average Run-of-The-Mill Extra-Terrestial
Driveway Forecast type - one of those who can't change the channel
after Jerry Springer because you are too limited intellectually to
understand the base operation involved.

I do have to agree, I am too limited to understand half of what you say.


Which half, pray tell, do you understand?
--
Red Herring


That is the worst part, I can't tell which half I actually understand.
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On Jan 18, 2:50*pm, "Reginald P. Smithers III" "Reggie is Here
wrote:
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:

The difference is that the *Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway
Forecast assumes that when the forecast is wet, reasonable people will
understand that it will naturally be slippery.


Your Average Run-of-The-Mill *Extra-Terrestial Driveway Forecast
attracts only dumbasses who need to have that fact explained.


Clearly, you are an *Average Run-of-The-Mill *Extra-Terrestial
Driveway Forecast type - one of those who can't change the channel
after Jerry Springer because you are too limited intellectually to
understand the base operation involved.


I do have to agree, I am too limited to understand half of what you say.


Complainin' or braggin'?
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