January Golden Boat Awards
 

The Don Rickles Insults Work Best Cup - Harry
The Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Weather Forecaster Trophy - SWS
The Woodpecker Henpecker Peck Peck Award - Joesparebedroom
The **** You Sally/**** You Dan Medal of Squalor - Loogy and Dan
The I'll Mostly Stay Out of This Certificate - Chuck
The Mr Goody Two Shoes Ribbon - Eisboch
The What Would I Say if Harry Wasn't Here? Belt - Smithers
The Too Bad Harry's a Lib Sash - JimH
The God Damn I Wish I was Still in The Army Epaulettes - JohnH
The Leading By Example Sure Ain't No Fun Button - Wayne
The Happy to Just Be In Illinois Pickin' My Geetar Plaque - Tim
The Should I Make Beer or a Boat or Just Shovel Some ****? Pin - just
The Reich Wing Hawk Who Actually Said RAGHEAD Staff - Vic

Sorry I left some out. And if you feel insulted, my apology in
advance. Just funning, and I wasn't picking on anybody in particular.
I'd buy anybody here a beer. Just tell me where to ship it.
But no Lite.

--Vic

January Golden Boat Awards
 

On Jan 18, 9:38*am, Vic Smith wrote:
The Don Rickles Insults Work Best Cup - Harry
The Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Weather Forecaster Trophy - SWS
The Woodpecker Henpecker Peck Peck Award - Joesparebedroom
The **** You Sally/**** You Dan Medal of Squalor - Loogy and Dan
The I'll Mostly Stay Out of This Certificate - Chuck
The Mr Goody Two Shoes Ribbon - Eisboch
The What Would I Say if Harry Wasn't Here? Belt - Smithers
The Too Bad Harry's a Lib Sash - JimH
The God Damn I Wish I was Still in The Army Epaulettes - JohnH
The Leading By Example Sure Ain't No Fun Button - Wayne
The Happy to Just Be In Illinois Pickin' My Geetar Plaque - Tim
The Should I Make Beer or a Boat or Just Shovel Some ****? Pin - just
The Reich Wing Hawk Who Actually Said RAGHEAD Staff - Vic

Sorry I left some out. * And if you feel insulted, my apology in
advance. *Just funning, and I wasn't picking on anybody in particular.
I'd buy anybody here a beer. Just tell me where to ship it.
But no Lite.

--Vic

Hell, I got off easy,,, ;)

January Golden Boat Awards
 

Vic Smith wrote:
The Don Rickles Insults Work Best Cup - Harry
The Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Weather Forecaster Trophy - SWS
The Woodpecker Henpecker Peck Peck Award - Joesparebedroom
The **** You Sally/**** You Dan Medal of Squalor - Loogy and Dan
The I'll Mostly Stay Out of This Certificate - Chuck
The Mr Goody Two Shoes Ribbon - Eisboch
The What Would I Say if Harry Wasn't Here? Belt - Smithers
The Too Bad Harry's a Lib Sash - JimH
The God Damn I Wish I was Still in The Army Epaulettes - JohnH
The Leading By Example Sure Ain't No Fun Button - Wayne
The Happy to Just Be In Illinois Pickin' My Geetar Plaque - Tim
The Should I Make Beer or a Boat or Just Shovel Some ****? Pin - just
The Reich Wing Hawk Who Actually Said RAGHEAD Staff - Vic

Sorry I left some out. And if you feel insulted, my apology in
advance. Just funning, and I wasn't picking on anybody in particular.
I'd buy anybody here a beer. Just tell me where to ship it.
But no Lite.

--Vic

Vic,

I think another award could be "Most Useless Posts Per Floating Hour".
The more time one would actually spend on the water, the less likely
they'd win the award. Do you think we can come up with a verifiable
method to realistically keep track of hours? The honor system?

My original was '...Per Engine Hour' but I want to be sure to not forgot
the sailboaters.

January Golden Boat Awards
 

Vic Smith wrote:
The Don Rickles Insults Work Best Cup - Harry
The Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Weather Forecaster Trophy - SWS
The Woodpecker Henpecker Peck Peck Award - Joesparebedroom
The **** You Sally/**** You Dan Medal of Squalor - Loogy and Dan
The I'll Mostly Stay Out of This Certificate - Chuck
The Mr Goody Two Shoes Ribbon - Eisboch
The What Would I Say if Harry Wasn't Here? Belt - Smithers
The Too Bad Harry's a Lib Sash - JimH
The God Damn I Wish I was Still in The Army Epaulettes - JohnH
The Leading By Example Sure Ain't No Fun Button - Wayne
The Happy to Just Be In Illinois Pickin' My Geetar Plaque - Tim
The Should I Make Beer or a Boat or Just Shovel Some ****? Pin - just
The Reich Wing Hawk Who Actually Said RAGHEAD Staff - Vic

Sorry I left some out. And if you feel insulted, my apology in
advance. Just funning, and I wasn't picking on anybody in particular.
I'd buy anybody here a beer. Just tell me where to ship it.
But no Lite.

--Vic


Cute.

But for Wayne, might I suggest:

The My Poops Don't Stink Title Holder - Wayne B.

January Golden Boat Awards
 

On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 09:49:43 -0500, DownTime
wrote:


I think another award could be "Most Useless Posts Per Floating Hour".
The more time one would actually spend on the water, the less likely
they'd win the award. Do you think we can come up with a verifiable
method to realistically keep track of hours? The honor system?

Don't know - just guessing - the honor system might not be acceptable
to some here. Have to do a caucus on that.

--Vic

January Golden Boat Awards
 

On Jan 18, 9:50*am, HK wrote:
Vic Smith wrote:
The Don Rickles Insults Work Best Cup - Harry
The Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Weather Forecaster Trophy - SWS
The Woodpecker Henpecker Peck Peck Award - Joesparebedroom
The **** You Sally/**** You Dan Medal of Squalor - Loogy and Dan
The I'll Mostly Stay Out of This Certificate - Chuck
The Mr Goody Two Shoes Ribbon - Eisboch
The What Would I Say if Harry Wasn't Here? Belt - Smithers
The Too Bad Harry's a Lib Sash - JimH
The God Damn I Wish I was Still in The Army Epaulettes - JohnH
The Leading By Example Sure Ain't No Fun Button - Wayne
The Happy to Just Be In Illinois Pickin' My Geetar Plaque - Tim
The Should I Make Beer or a Boat or Just Shovel Some ****? Pin - just
The Reich Wing Hawk Who Actually Said RAGHEAD Staff - Vic

Sorry I left some out. * And if you feel insulted, my apology in
advance. *Just funning, and I wasn't picking on anybody in particular.
I'd buy anybody here a beer. Just tell me where to ship it.
But no Lite.

--Vic

Cute.

But for Wayne, might I suggest:

The My Poops Don't Stink Title Holder - Wayne B.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

How about a "I don't know a pole holder from a tuna tower award"?

January Golden Boat Awards
 

On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 08:38:01 -0600, Vic Smith
wrote:

The Don Rickles Insults Work Best Cup - Harry
The Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Weather Forecaster Trophy - SWS
The Woodpecker Henpecker Peck Peck Award - Joesparebedroom
The **** You Sally/**** You Dan Medal of Squalor - Loogy and Dan
The I'll Mostly Stay Out of This Certificate - Chuck
The Mr Goody Two Shoes Ribbon - Eisboch
The What Would I Say if Harry Wasn't Here? Belt - Smithers
The Too Bad Harry's a Lib Sash - JimH
The God Damn I Wish I was Still in The Army Epaulettes - JohnH
The Leading By Example Sure Ain't No Fun Button - Wayne
The Happy to Just Be In Illinois Pickin' My Geetar Plaque - Tim
The Should I Make Beer or a Boat or Just Shovel Some ****? Pin - just
The Reich Wing Hawk Who Actually Said RAGHEAD Staff - Vic

Sorry I left some out. And if you feel insulted, my apology in
advance. Just funning, and I wasn't picking on anybody in particular.
I'd buy anybody here a beer. Just tell me where to ship it.
But no Lite.

--Vic

Cruel, man, cruel. But right on for the most part.
--
Red Herring

January Golden Boat Awards
 

On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 08:38:01 -0600, Vic Smith
wrote:

The Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Weather Forecaster Trophy - SWS

January Golden Boat Awards
 

On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 08:38:01 -0600, Vic Smith
wrote:

The Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Weather Forecaster Trophy - SWS

Please allow me to accept the Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway
Weather Forecast Trophy in the name of all Reasoned Extra-Terrestial
Driveway Weather Forecasters - without them, I would be nothing.

I would also like to thank all the hundreds of millions of billions of
people who read my Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Weather
Forecasts on a regular basis.

Finally, to the Academy of Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Weather
Forecasting - thank you.

You like me - you really like me.

January Golden Boat Awards
 

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 08:38:01 -0600, Vic Smith
wrote:

The Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Weather Forecaster Trophy - SWS

Please allow me to accept the Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway
Weather Forecast Trophy in the name of all Reasoned Extra-Terrestial
Driveway Weather Forecasters - without them, I would be nothing.

I would also like to thank all the hundreds of millions of billions of
people who read my Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Weather
Forecasts on a regular basis.

Finally, to the Academy of Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Weather
Forecasting - thank you.

You like me - you really like me.

~~~~SNERK~~~