January Golden Boat Awards
 

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 08:38:01 -0600, Vic Smith
wrote:

The Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Weather Forecaster Trophy - SWS

Please allow me to accept the Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway
Weather Forecast Trophy in the name of all Reasoned Extra-Terrestial
Driveway Weather Forecasters - without them, I would be nothing.

I would also like to thank all the hundreds of millions of billions of
people who read my Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Weather
Forecasts on a regular basis.

Finally, to the Academy of Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Weather
Forecasting - thank you.

You like me - you really like me.

clap, clap, clap, clap, clap.

Standing Ovation.

clap, clap, clap, clap. clap.

January Golden Boat Awards
 

JimH wrote:
"Vic Smith" wrote in message
...
The Don Rickles Insults Work Best Cup - Harry
The Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Weather Forecaster Trophy - SWS
The Woodpecker Henpecker Peck Peck Award - Joesparebedroom
The **** You Sally/**** You Dan Medal of Squalor - Loogy and Dan
The I'll Mostly Stay Out of This Certificate - Chuck
The Mr Goody Two Shoes Ribbon - Eisboch
The What Would I Say if Harry Wasn't Here? Belt - Smithers
The Too Bad Harry's a Lib Sash - JimH
The God Damn I Wish I was Still in The Army Epaulettes - JohnH
The Leading By Example Sure Ain't No Fun Button - Wayne
The Happy to Just Be In Illinois Pickin' My Geetar Plaque - Tim
The Should I Make Beer or a Boat or Just Shovel Some ****? Pin - just
The Reich Wing Hawk Who Actually Said RAGHEAD Staff - Vic

Sorry I left some out. And if you feel insulted, my apology in
advance. Just funning, and I wasn't picking on anybody in particular.
I'd buy anybody here a beer. Just tell me where to ship it.
But no Lite.

--Vic

Where do I go to pick up my award? ;-)

BTW: I am doing my best to convert Harry. It will take some time though.

BTW2: It is not raghead...............the correct term is towelhead. ;-)




I'm afraid my tolerance for the political party controlled by
"evangelicals" and those who pander to them is...zip. :}

Call me when you guys toss out the religious zealots and get back to
real conservatism.

January Golden Boat Awards
 

"Vic Smith" wrote in message
...
The Don Rickles Insults Work Best Cup - Harry
The Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Weather Forecaster Trophy - SWS
The Woodpecker Henpecker Peck Peck Award - Joesparebedroom
The **** You Sally/**** You Dan Medal of Squalor - Loogy and Dan
The I'll Mostly Stay Out of This Certificate - Chuck
The Mr Goody Two Shoes Ribbon - Eisboch
The What Would I Say if Harry Wasn't Here? Belt - Smithers
The Too Bad Harry's a Lib Sash - JimH
The God Damn I Wish I was Still in The Army Epaulettes - JohnH
The Leading By Example Sure Ain't No Fun Button - Wayne
The Happy to Just Be In Illinois Pickin' My Geetar Plaque - Tim
The Should I Make Beer or a Boat or Just Shovel Some ****? Pin - just
The Reich Wing Hawk Who Actually Said RAGHEAD Staff - Vic

Sorry I left some out. And if you feel insulted, my apology in
advance. Just funning, and I wasn't picking on anybody in particular.
I'd buy anybody here a beer. Just tell me where to ship it.
But no Lite.

--Vic


I'm flattered. Really. {sniff}