John H. wrote:
On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 22:57:46 GMT, Duke Nukem wrote:

Buying "carbon offsets" like buying "extended warranties"?

Read on.

F.T.C. Asks if Carbon-Offset Money Is Well Spent

It's friggin' ridiculous. There's a bunch of fools out there, and they are
parting with their money to prove it.

I've got some guaranteed acorns I'll sell to anyone here who needs a carbon
offset. How about $39.99 each, or a dozen, your call. Just start sending me
the money. I'll send the acorns.

Sounds like you have an opportunity to fill the grandkids' 529 accounts
by starting up a carbon offset trading company. All you have to do is
come up with a web site that lets those with extra cash meet up with
those who are planting trees and take 10% off the top.