******I recieved this in an email. I hope for your sake that this kind of
thinking doesn't take hold in the new administration.******

I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down
terrorists. (You can't be older than 42 to join the military.)

They've got the whole thing backwards. Instead of sending 18-year-olds off
to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a
military unit until you're at least 35.


For starters:

Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only
think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000
additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.


Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a
dangerous soldier. "My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry!" We
are impatient and maybe letting us kill some asshole that desperately
deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while.

An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10 a.m.

Old guys always get up early to pee so what the hell. Besides, like I said,
"I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up
killing some fanatical son-of-a-bitch.


If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put
them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser.

Boot camp would be easier for old guys. We're used to getting screamed and
yelled at and we like soft food. We've also developed an appreciation for
guns. We've been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house,
away from the screaming and yelling.

They could lighten up on the obstacle course however. I've been in combat
and didn't see a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor
did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training. I can hear the
Drill Sgt. now, "Get down and give me ... er .. one."

Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too. I've never
seen anyone outrun a bullet.

An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to
shave, to start up a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn't
figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back
of his head. These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a
little more about life before sending them off into harm's way.

Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten cowards who attacked us on
September 11. The last thing an enemy would want to see right now is a
couple of million ****ed off old farts with attitudes and automatic weapons
who know that their best years are already behind them.

If nothing else, put us on the border and we will have it secured the first
night.
Share this with your senior friends. It's purposely in big type so you can
read it.

On Fri, 28 Dec 2007 18:01:32 -0500, "Jim"
wrote:

Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten cowards who attacked us on
September 11. The last thing an enemy would want to see right now is a
couple of million ****ed off old farts with attitudes and automatic weapons
who know that their best years are already behind them.

Damn straight.

Sign me up.

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Fri, 28 Dec 2007 18:01:32 -0500, "Jim"
wrote:

Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten cowards who attacked us on
September 11. The last thing an enemy would want to see right now is a
couple of million ****ed off old farts with attitudes and automatic weapons
who know that their best years are already behind them.

Damn straight.

Sign me up.


Take Cheney with you. Don't give him a firearm.

--
George W. Bush - the 43rd Best President Ever!

On Fri, 28 Dec 2007 18:01:32 -0500, "Jim"
wrote:

******I recieved this in an email. I hope for your sake that this kind of
thinking doesn't take hold in the new administration.******

I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down
terrorists. (You can't be older than 42 to join the military.)

They've got the whole thing backwards. Instead of sending 18-year-olds off
to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a
military unit until you're at least 35.


For starters:

Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only
think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000
additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.


Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a
dangerous soldier. "My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry!" We
are impatient and maybe letting us kill some asshole that desperately
deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while.

An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10 a.m.

Old guys always get up early to pee so what the hell. Besides, like I said,
"I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up
killing some fanatical son-of-a-bitch.


If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put
them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser.

Boot camp would be easier for old guys. We're used to getting screamed and
yelled at and we like soft food. We've also developed an appreciation for
guns. We've been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house,
away from the screaming and yelling.

They could lighten up on the obstacle course however. I've been in combat
and didn't see a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor
did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training. I can hear the
Drill Sgt. now, "Get down and give me ... er .. one."

Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too. I've never
seen anyone outrun a bullet.

An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to
shave, to start up a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn't
figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back
of his head. These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a
little more about life before sending them off into harm's way.

Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten cowards who attacked us on
September 11. The last thing an enemy would want to see right now is a
couple of million ****ed off old farts with attitudes and automatic weapons
who know that their best years are already behind them.

If nothing else, put us on the border and we will have it secured the first
night.
Share this with your senior friends. It's purposely in big type so you can
read it.

I love it. Maybe they'll give us black rifles. Big ones!

John H. wrote:

I love it. Maybe they'll give us black rifles. Big ones!

I'm under 60 so I only half qualify. But i like the idea. Can I take
my own guns?

"...60ish non veterans take note..."

Actually I'm disqualified, but can I still take my own guns???


Tim wrote:
John H. wrote:

I love it. Maybe they'll give us black rifles. Big ones!

I'm under 60 so I only half qualify. But i like the idea. Can I take
my own guns?

On Fri, 28 Dec 2007 17:26:44 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote:



John H. wrote:

I love it. Maybe they'll give us black rifles. Big ones!

I'm under 60 so I only half qualify. But i like the idea. Can I take
my own guns?

I'll loan you my Mod 94:

http://www.chuckhawks.com/win_94.htm

You can paint it black, but you have to clean off the paint when you're
done killin'.

John H. wrote:
On Fri, 28 Dec 2007 17:26:44 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote:



John H. wrote:

I love it. Maybe they'll give us black rifles. Big ones!

I'm under 60 so I only half qualify. But i like the idea. Can I take
my own guns?

I'll loan you my Mod 94:

http://www.chuckhawks.com/win_94.htm

You can paint it black, but you have to clean off the paint when you're
done killin'.

Thanks for the offer, John. But actually I was thinking more in the
"recoiless" order.

http://www.privatedata.com/byb/airca...stator_III.jpg

"Tim" wrote in message
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John H. wrote:
On Fri, 28 Dec 2007 17:26:44 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote:



John H. wrote:

I love it. Maybe they'll give us black rifles. Big ones!

I'm under 60 so I only half qualify. But i like the idea. Can I take
my own guns?

I'll loan you my Mod 94:

http://www.chuckhawks.com/win_94.htm

You can paint it black, but you have to clean off the paint when you're
done killin'.

Thanks for the offer, John. But actually I was thinking more in the
"recoiless" order.

http://www.privatedata.com/byb/airca...stator_III.jpg

That sure looks like our friend Doug Kanter.

On Sat, 29 Dec 2007 08:34:39 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote:



John H. wrote:
On Fri, 28 Dec 2007 17:26:44 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote:



John H. wrote:

I love it. Maybe they'll give us black rifles. Big ones!

I'm under 60 so I only half qualify. But i like the idea. Can I take
my own guns?

I'll loan you my Mod 94:

http://www.chuckhawks.com/win_94.htm

You can paint it black, but you have to clean off the paint when you're
done killin'.

Thanks for the offer, John. But actually I was thinking more in the
"recoiless" order.

http://www.privatedata.com/byb/airca...stator_III.jpg

I like it. I need that for the squirrels in my back yard.
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."