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Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for our dogs at
Walmart and was about to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

Did she think I had an elephant?

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John H

Full of the same c*ap wherever you go eh? And I thought it was just
here.
Anyone who loves their dog probably would buy something better than
Purina.


John seems very uptight lately and needs to take this holiday season to
chill out. I hope he takes my advice as he seems to be headed for a
heart attack if he keeps it up.

I doubt it. He's too grumpy to leave early. Can you imagine him five
or ten years from now?
His wife will be sending him on Disney cruises by himself.


Seems as if you and Don are the uptight ones. Was and still is a funny
joke.

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Don White wrote:
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Don White wrote:
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Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for our dogs at
Walmart and was about to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

Did she think I had an elephant?

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John H
Full of the same c*ap wherever you go eh? And I thought it was just
here.
Anyone who loves their dog probably would buy something better than
Purina.

John seems very uptight lately and needs to take this holiday season to
chill out. I hope he takes my advice as he seems to be headed for a
heart attack if he keeps it up.
I doubt it. He's too grumpy to leave early. Can you imagine him five
or ten years from now?
His wife will be sending him on Disney cruises by himself.
Nice attack, Don.

Your son will be dumping your colostomy bag overboard if you coerce him
with a new video game and beer.

At least we'll have family around to care for us. I imagine yours will do
their best to distance themselves from your smelly effluent.



Keep imagining, old man. What else do you have to live for?

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Don White wrote:
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Don White wrote:
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On Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:36:05 -0400, "Don White"
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Anyone who loves their dog probably would buy something better than
Purina.
Why? is there a problem with Purina? That wasn't one of the recalled
brands

Although our breeder started us of on the 'Puppy Pro Plan, it didn't
agree with our dog and the better animal stores here recommend other
brands such as Nutri Source.
Fantastic!

You should try some. might help that perpetual constipation condition.



Brilliant! But I don't have a dog.

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"Dan" wrote in message
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Don White wrote:
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Don White wrote:
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On Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:36:05 -0400, "Don White"
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Anyone who loves their dog probably would buy something better than
Purina.
Why? is there a problem with Purina? That wasn't one of the recalled
brands

Although our breeder started us of on the 'Puppy Pro Plan, it didn't
agree with our dog and the better animal stores here recommend other
brands such as Nutri Source.
Fantastic!

You should try some. might help that perpetual constipation condition.

Brilliant! But I don't have a dog.

I did't mean for a dog...numbnuts.

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On Dec 21, 4:45*pm, "JimH" wrote:
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Why? is there a problem with Purina? That wasn't one of the recalled
brands

The point is that Purina can be used to feed a variety of animals, not only
dogs.

And what is your point again? While Purina does make special "Chows"
for every kind of imaginable animal, many brands /mfg'er do the exact
same thing, in fact, there are very few who only make a "chow' for
dogs. Purina does not recommend their dog chow for any other species,
including cats.

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On Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:02:22 -0500, "JimH" wrote:

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Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog *chow for our dogs at
Walmart and was about to check *out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

Did she think I had an elephant?

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John H

Full of the same c*ap wherever you go eh? *And I thought it was just
here.
Anyone who loves their dog probably would buy something better than
Purina.

John seems very uptight lately and needs to take this holiday season to
chill out. *I hope he takes my advice as he seems to be headed for a heart
attack if he keeps it up.

Uh, JimH, I'm not the one that can't recognize a joke!
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John H

Why is it that all your true stories later become *jokes*.

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Is this a case of projection?

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On Sun, 23 Dec 2007 06:56:37 -0800 (PST), "Reginald P. Smithers III"
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On Dec 21, 5:00*pm, "JimH" wrote:
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On Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:02:22 -0500, "JimH" wrote:

"Don White" wrote in message
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"John H." wrote in message
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Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog *chow for our dogs at
Walmart and was about to check *out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

Did she think I had an elephant?

snip..
John H

Full of the same c*ap wherever you go eh? *And I thought it was just
here.
Anyone who loves their dog probably would buy something better than
Purina.

John seems very uptight lately and needs to take this holiday season to
chill out. *I hope he takes my advice as he seems to be headed for a heart
attack if he keeps it up.

Uh, JimH, I'm not the one that can't recognize a joke!
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John H

Why is it that all your true stories later become *jokes*.

Take some time to chill.- Hide quoted text -

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Is this a case of projection?

Maybe he was sincerely worried that I was eating too much Purina Dog Chow.
--
John H

*Have a Super Christmas and a Spectacular New Year!*

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On Sun, 23 Dec 2007 06:56:17 -0800 (PST), "Reginald P. Smithers III"
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On Dec 21, 4:45*pm, "JimH" wrote:
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Why? is there a problem with Purina? That wasn't one of the recalled
brands

The point is that Purina can be used to feed a variety of animals, not only
dogs.

And what is your point again? While Purina does make special "Chows"
for every kind of imaginable animal, many brands /mfg'er do the exact
same thing, in fact, there are very few who only make a "chow' for
dogs. Purina does not recommend their dog chow for any other species,
including cats.

I have fond memories of reading the back of the boxes of Wheat Chex,
Rice Chex and Corn Checks as I munched. Ralston Purina.
Feed my dogs a Eukanuba variety that doesn't have them pumping
up so they look like sausages, as some of the fattier/saltier dog
chows do to them. They have never been healthier.
But I'm not knocking Purina here, so I hope nobody gets upset.
Just saying my dogs are eating Eukauba.

--Vic

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"Vic Smith" wrote in message
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I have fond memories of reading the back of the boxes of Wheat Chex,
Rice Chex and Corn Checks as I munched. Ralston Purina.
Feed my dogs a Eukanuba variety that doesn't have them pumping
up so they look like sausages, as some of the fattier/saltier dog
chows do to them. They have never been healthier.
But I'm not knocking Purina here, so I hope nobody gets upset.
Just saying my dogs are eating Eukauba.

--Vic

Sam Adams eats anything he can get his paws on despite Mrs.E's protests.
He's not really fat ... well maybe a little .... he's just a big, broad
chested goofball who is strong as an ox. He loves "tug of war" with socks,
towels, the sleeve of my bath robe or anything he can find not nailed down.
He can easily pull me off a chair. He'll be 3 years old next April and
hovers somewhere between 105 and 110 lbs.

Eisboch

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Eisboch wrote:
"Vic Smith" wrote in message
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I have fond memories of reading the back of the boxes of Wheat Chex,
Rice Chex and Corn Checks as I munched. Ralston Purina.
Feed my dogs a Eukanuba variety that doesn't have them pumping
up so they look like sausages, as some of the fattier/saltier dog
chows do to them. They have never been healthier.
But I'm not knocking Purina here, so I hope nobody gets upset.
Just saying my dogs are eating Eukauba.

--Vic

Sam Adams eats anything he can get his paws on despite Mrs.E's protests.
He's not really fat ... well maybe a little .... he's just a big, broad
chested goofball who is strong as an ox. He loves "tug of war" with socks,
towels, the sleeve of my bath robe or anything he can find not nailed down.
He can easily pull me off a chair. He'll be 3 years old next April and
hovers somewhere between 105 and 110 lbs.

Eisboch




One of my cats, also named Sam, but not Sam Adams, is a vegetarian, but
the rest all eat a special "no weight gain" dry food, supplemented with
a fish-only canned cat food.

The youngest cat, whom we adopted as a stray about a year ago, is
full-grown now, and is also on the no weight gain diet. To get back on
topic, one of the cats, Panda, tries to steal a small fish whenever I
come home with a catch. Sometimes he succeeds. He actually carries it
off in his mouth, the head sticking out of one side and the tail the other.