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Bill Kearney November 24th 07 03:17 PM

Deep frying a turkey
 
wrote in message
...
boiling a limit of 10 dungeness crabs


Any Maryland boy will tell you to "steam" crabs so they don't get
waterlogged. ;-) Rock salt and old bay spice


How a thin shelled blue crab might cook is probably quite a bit different
than the much harder Dungeness.

But I agree, steaming blue crabs is the only way to go. Just don't use
plain water, use a mix of water, beer and vinegar. Then it's just a simple
matter of spreading an old bay and rock salt mix on top of each layer of
crabs. But given the rate of over $200/bushel this past year it's becoming
a bit expensive. Just make sure to stick with cheap beer, Natty Boh, hon!


Bill Kearney November 24th 07 03:21 PM

Deep frying a turkey
 
Just how many turkeys have you fried? Or is this another one of your
lasily uninformed opinions?


It's yet another one of his ill-informed opinions. But then we knew that
already.


Don White November 24th 07 03:30 PM

Deep frying a turkey
 

"HK" wrote in message
. ..
Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:
HK wrote:
Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:
HK wrote:
John H. wrote:
On Thu, 22 Nov 2007 13:30:00 -0800, "CalifBill"

wrote:

"BillP" wrote in message
news:nfi1j.4379$ch.3347@trnddc03...
"Don White" wrote in message
...

Yes...oven cooked is the only way we'd even consider cooking our
turkey.

I guess you've never had one slow cooked over lump charcoal and
apple wood.

Fried are nice a juicy and quick. We have done them that way on
camping trips. The oven roasted give you the drippings for
excellent gravy, and I also like to cook them in my offset firebox
smoker for 8-9 hours with some alderwood for smoke. They are all
good.

If you ever decide to try one on the grill or smoker, loogypicker and
I do
the same thing, and it works. Buy a cheap pack of turkey wings, put
in a
cast iron pan, and roast at 350 in the oven for a couple hours. This
will
provide a good base for gravy, and it can be done early.



Gosh, I put the whole turkey in a turkey bag in the oven at 350F for
three hours and it is done, wings, legs, breast, everything, and I
don't have to worry about a grill or a smoker outdoors. Is it the Army
way to make more work than need be out of a simple task? Did you have
to call in for a "surge"?

No way, a bag? Talk about screwing up a really good bird, put in a
bag.



You google that up?


No, I know that from my vast experience, but I am sure I can Google up
real chefs who would confirm/verify my statement. I think it is funny
that when I provide documentation to my belief, you think it is
"googling" up answers. You on the other hand, make closed minded
statements based upon your extremely limited knowledge or experience, and
assume that it is correct for everyone. The vast majority of the time,
you are incorrect, and would have a hard time finding anyone who would
agree with your simplistic approach to the real world. You don't like it
when someone provides proof that your are wrong.



The best thing I can think of doing with a turkey fryer is to dump you
into it head first, and then feed what comes out to some inner city rats.


What have you got against those rats?



Bill Kearney November 24th 07 03:34 PM

Deep frying a turkey
 
Definitely going to try it.

Don't be afraid to try one of the 'cajun' recipes with LOTS of pepper in the
external dry rub. It doesn't transfer anywhere near as strong as you might
think.

Meanwhile, I just came back from the hardware store. Sitting right out
front on display was an infrared "fryer". Looks like a propane type

except
it's electric and you don't use any oil. Seems to me that it would cook
the bird similar to an oven, but I don't know.


The advantage to oil is that it transfers heat from both inside and outside
the bird. The liquid oil transfers heat much more effectively than air. I
can't imagine an infrared unit would be anywhere near as effective as oil.

As for oil absorption, it's critical you DO NOT let the oil go below 350F.
Granted, you can't let it go over 400F either. It's best to get the oil up
to about 375F prior to putting the room temp bird in it. That way the
cooler temperature of the bird will only drop the oil temp back to around
350F. Then just maintain it there. That temp succeeds in "sealing" the
outside of the bird against oil getting into it. It's not just the skin
that protects the meat, it's about a eight of an inch layer of whatever's
exposed to the oil. I find it's also useful to use a digital temp probe
with a heat-proof wire. But I only put the probe into the turkey's breast
meat at about 35 minutes into the cooking cycle (for a 15lb avg bird). Once
it hits 155F I pull the bird and leave it out to rest for 15-30 minutes.

Done right there really won't even be any oil dripped off the bird. In
fact, Thursday's cooking shows hardly any drop in the oil level from when I
started. Most of which was probably a bit that bubbled out during the
cooking.

-Bill Kearney


[email protected] November 24th 07 03:42 PM

Deep frying a turkey
 
On Nov 23, 8:42 pm, " JimH" ask wrote:
wrote in message

...





On Fri, 23 Nov 2007 23:01:48 -0500, " JimH" ask wrote:


21 pound bird fully stuffed. Put it in at 9 a.m. and took it out at 3:45
p.m.


Convection oven cooked at 300F.


As usual, it turned out perfectly.


If you need help on how to oven cook a turkey, let me know. ;-)


If you put that bird in an oven bag it would have cooked in about 3
hours and you wouldn't have lost a drop of the moisture.
Put the drippings in a big gravy separator to split out the grease and
you have the makings for great gravy.


Btw it costs about 50 cents an hour to run an electric oven, assuming
about a 60% duty cycle


My God, some of you folks are absolutely anal about (of all things) cooking
a turkey.

Get a grip. There are more important things to deal with in life.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Like what, saying nasty mean spirited things and lies about people's
grandchildren, children, wives, etc?

[email protected] November 24th 07 03:44 PM

Deep frying a turkey
 
On Nov 24, 5:59 am, HK wrote:
John H. wrote:
On Thu, 22 Nov 2007 13:30:00 -0800, "CalifBill"
wrote:


"BillP" wrote in message
news:nfi1j.4379$ch.3347@trnddc03...
"Don White" wrote in message
.. .


Yes...oven cooked is the only way we'd even consider cooking our turkey.


I guess you've never had one slow cooked over lump charcoal and apple
wood.


Fried are nice a juicy and quick. We have done them that way on camping
trips. The oven roasted give you the drippings for excellent gravy, and I
also like to cook them in my offset firebox smoker for 8-9 hours with some
alderwood for smoke. They are all good.


If you ever decide to try one on the grill or smoker, loogypicker and I do
the same thing, and it works. Buy a cheap pack of turkey wings, put in a
cast iron pan, and roast at 350 in the oven for a couple hours. This will
provide a good base for gravy, and it can be done early.


Gosh, I put the whole turkey in a turkey bag in the oven at 350F for
three hours and it is done, wings, legs, breast, everything, and I don't
have to worry about a grill or a smoker outdoors. Is it the Army way to
make more work than need be out of a simple task? Did you have to call
in for a "surge"?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Harry, it's all about taste. If you'd rather not experience anything
than what you are used to, that's your choice.

HK November 24th 07 03:49 PM

Deep frying a turkey
 
Don White wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
. ..
Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:
HK wrote:
Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:
HK wrote:
John H. wrote:
On Thu, 22 Nov 2007 13:30:00 -0800, "CalifBill"

wrote:

"BillP" wrote in message
news:nfi1j.4379$ch.3347@trnddc03...
"Don White" wrote in message
...

Yes...oven cooked is the only way we'd even consider cooking our
turkey.
I guess you've never had one slow cooked over lump charcoal and
apple wood.

Fried are nice a juicy and quick. We have done them that way on
camping trips. The oven roasted give you the drippings for
excellent gravy, and I also like to cook them in my offset firebox
smoker for 8-9 hours with some alderwood for smoke. They are all
good.
If you ever decide to try one on the grill or smoker, loogypicker and
I do
the same thing, and it works. Buy a cheap pack of turkey wings, put
in a
cast iron pan, and roast at 350 in the oven for a couple hours. This
will
provide a good base for gravy, and it can be done early.


Gosh, I put the whole turkey in a turkey bag in the oven at 350F for
three hours and it is done, wings, legs, breast, everything, and I
don't have to worry about a grill or a smoker outdoors. Is it the Army
way to make more work than need be out of a simple task? Did you have
to call in for a "surge"?
No way, a bag? Talk about screwing up a really good bird, put in a
bag.


You google that up?
No, I know that from my vast experience, but I am sure I can Google up
real chefs who would confirm/verify my statement. I think it is funny
that when I provide documentation to my belief, you think it is
"googling" up answers. You on the other hand, make closed minded
statements based upon your extremely limited knowledge or experience, and
assume that it is correct for everyone. The vast majority of the time,
you are incorrect, and would have a hard time finding anyone who would
agree with your simplistic approach to the real world. You don't like it
when someone provides proof that your are wrong.


The best thing I can think of doing with a turkey fryer is to dump you
into it head first, and then feed what comes out to some inner city rats.


What have you got against those rats?




You think PETA would complain if we fed them Reggie?

[email protected] November 24th 07 03:49 PM

Deep frying a turkey
 
On Nov 23, 3:14 pm, HK wrote:
D.Duck wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
...
D.Duck wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
om...
wrote:
On Nov 23, 4:38 pm, HK wrote:
wrote:
On Nov 23, 11:27 am, HK wrote:
JR North wrote:
And, no sweeter sound to the Utility than the hum of your meter
spinning
happily away...all day.
JR
JimH wrote:
"Eisboch" wrote in message
news:nuedncirJPqTYdnanZ2dnUVZ_t6onZ2d@gi ganews.com...
I was half thinking of trying to cook a deep fried turkey this
year,
just for something different.
Until I came upon this, that is ....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqemKVTf_38
Eisboch
Sort of confirms that Allstate commercial talking about a dozen or
so
houses burning down on holidays due to deep frying turkeys.
I agree with Harry and oven roast ours. Nothing finer than the
smell
of turkey cooking in the oven all day.
Household cooking takes up very little electricity. While no device
is
foolproof, a modern electric oven on "bake" is pretty close to it.
The
question for me remains, though...why would anyone want to take a
relatively healthy food item, such as turkey, and cook in a way that
adds what it doesn't have a lot of naturally, fat and cholesterol.
If done correctly and at the correct temp. you'll hardly notice an
increase in fat and cholesterol. Turkey has a fair percentage of fat
as is, the fat goes to the bottom of the pan, and you baste with it,
what's the difference?
We had a "smoked" turkey one year. It tasted more like ham than
turkey,
if memory serves. I like roast turkey, and I expect it to taste like
roast turkey, not oil-soaked turkey or ham turkey.- Hide quoted
text -
- Show quoted text -
If it tasted like ham, you did a horrible job smoking it.
A. I don't "baste" with pan drippings.


B. I didn't smoke the ham.


Next?- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -
Just how many turkeys have you fried? Or is this another one of your
lasily uninformed opinions?--- `
I don't cook food deep fried in fat, grease or oil. I have tasted
oil-boiled turkey cooked by someone who knows how to do it. I didn't
like the taste or texture of the bird.


My opinion is not uninformed. If you cook food boiled in oil, you are
eating oil.


I don't smoke cigarettes or cigars, either.


Life is risky enough without taking really stupid chances with your
"intakes."
In a properly conducted test I doubt seriously that you would be able to
tell the difference between roasted and "properly" prepared deep "fried"
turkey.


In a properly deep fried bird the oil temperature is between 350 and
375*F. The oil does not permeate into the meat. Now the skin, that's a
different story.


Uh-huh. Sure. I believe that. No oil whatsoever gets into the bird. The
skin, which forms a perfect protective shield over the entire bird, stops
the oil cold.


And the check is in the mail, and Republicans aren't really selfish.


And your opinions are always correct....


Sorry, I don't deny science and I don't believe the turkey meat doesn't
absorb oil.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Harry, if you're so anal about a little fat, how do you get the
natural occuring fats out of the turkey?

HK November 24th 07 03:52 PM

Deep frying a turkey
 
wrote:
On Nov 24, 5:59 am, HK wrote:
John H. wrote:
On Thu, 22 Nov 2007 13:30:00 -0800, "CalifBill"
wrote:
"BillP" wrote in message
news:nfi1j.4379$ch.3347@trnddc03...
"Don White" wrote in message
...
Yes...oven cooked is the only way we'd even consider cooking our turkey.
I guess you've never had one slow cooked over lump charcoal and apple
wood.
Fried are nice a juicy and quick. We have done them that way on camping
trips. The oven roasted give you the drippings for excellent gravy, and I
also like to cook them in my offset firebox smoker for 8-9 hours with some
alderwood for smoke. They are all good.
If you ever decide to try one on the grill or smoker, loogypicker and I do
the same thing, and it works. Buy a cheap pack of turkey wings, put in a
cast iron pan, and roast at 350 in the oven for a couple hours. This will
provide a good base for gravy, and it can be done early.

Gosh, I put the whole turkey in a turkey bag in the oven at 350F for
three hours and it is done, wings, legs, breast, everything, and I don't
have to worry about a grill or a smoker outdoors. Is it the Army way to
make more work than need be out of a simple task? Did you have to call
in for a "surge"?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Harry, it's all about taste. If you'd rather not experience anything
than what you are used to, that's your choice.



I like roasted turkey to taste like roasted turkey. If I wanted to eat
oiled turkey, I would. I am not a fan of fried foods, be they potatoes
or turkeys.

[email protected] November 24th 07 03:53 PM

Deep frying a turkey
 
On Nov 23, 1:38 pm, HK wrote:
wrote:
On Nov 23, 11:27 am, HK wrote:
JR North wrote:
And, no sweeter sound to the Utility than the hum of your meter spinning
happily away...all day.
JR
JimH wrote:
"Eisboch" wrote in message
news:nuedncirJPqTYdnanZ2dnUVZ_t6onZ2d@giganews .com...
I was half thinking of trying to cook a deep fried turkey this year,
just for something different.
Until I came upon this, that is ....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqemKVTf_38
Eisboch
Sort of confirms that Allstate commercial talking about a dozen or so
houses burning down on holidays due to deep frying turkeys.
I agree with Harry and oven roast ours. Nothing finer than the smell
of turkey cooking in the oven all day.
Household cooking takes up very little electricity. While no device is
foolproof, a modern electric oven on "bake" is pretty close to it. The
question for me remains, though...why would anyone want to take a
relatively healthy food item, such as turkey, and cook in a way that
adds what it doesn't have a lot of naturally, fat and cholesterol.


If done correctly and at the correct temp. you'll hardly notice an
increase in fat and cholesterol. Turkey has a fair percentage of fat
as is, the fat goes to the bottom of the pan, and you baste with it,
what's the difference?
We had a "smoked" turkey one year. It tasted more like ham than turkey,
if memory serves. I like roast turkey, and I expect it to taste like
roast turkey, not oil-soaked turkey or ham turkey.- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


If it tasted like ham, you did a horrible job smoking it.


A. I don't "baste" with pan drippings.

B. I didn't smoke the ham.

Next?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


How do you get the natural occuring fat out of the turkey, Mr. Health?
And why are you overweight?
Why is it that if *you* decide you don't like something, then it's
instantly a terrible thing, no one should do it, it's awful, it's
stupid, and on and on? Let's take boats for instance. You've stated
here many times in many threads over the years that went on for ever
about some mightly large cruising boats that you've claimed to own.
Now you state that you don't care anything about boating, just getting
to where the fish are, correct? Which is it?

HK November 24th 07 04:02 PM

Deep frying a turkey
 
wrote:
On Nov 23, 3:14 pm, HK wrote:
D.Duck wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
. ..
D.Duck wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
. ..
wrote:
On Nov 23, 4:38 pm, HK wrote:
wrote:
On Nov 23, 11:27 am, HK wrote:
JR North wrote:
And, no sweeter sound to the Utility than the hum of your meter
spinning
happily away...all day.
JR
JimH wrote:
"Eisboch" wrote in message
...
I was half thinking of trying to cook a deep fried turkey this
year,
just for something different.
Until I came upon this, that is ....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqemKVTf_38
Eisboch
Sort of confirms that Allstate commercial talking about a dozen or
so
houses burning down on holidays due to deep frying turkeys.
I agree with Harry and oven roast ours. Nothing finer than the
smell
of turkey cooking in the oven all day.
Household cooking takes up very little electricity. While no device
is
foolproof, a modern electric oven on "bake" is pretty close to it.
The
question for me remains, though...why would anyone want to take a
relatively healthy food item, such as turkey, and cook in a way that
adds what it doesn't have a lot of naturally, fat and cholesterol.
If done correctly and at the correct temp. you'll hardly notice an
increase in fat and cholesterol. Turkey has a fair percentage of fat
as is, the fat goes to the bottom of the pan, and you baste with it,
what's the difference?
We had a "smoked" turkey one year. It tasted more like ham than
turkey,
if memory serves. I like roast turkey, and I expect it to taste like
roast turkey, not oil-soaked turkey or ham turkey.- Hide quoted
text -
- Show quoted text -
If it tasted like ham, you did a horrible job smoking it.
A. I don't "baste" with pan drippings.
B. I didn't smoke the ham.
Next?- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
Just how many turkeys have you fried? Or is this another one of your
lasily uninformed opinions?--- `
I don't cook food deep fried in fat, grease or oil. I have tasted
oil-boiled turkey cooked by someone who knows how to do it. I didn't
like the taste or texture of the bird.
My opinion is not uninformed. If you cook food boiled in oil, you are
eating oil.
I don't smoke cigarettes or cigars, either.
Life is risky enough without taking really stupid chances with your
"intakes."
In a properly conducted test I doubt seriously that you would be able to
tell the difference between roasted and "properly" prepared deep "fried"
turkey.
In a properly deep fried bird the oil temperature is between 350 and
375*F. The oil does not permeate into the meat. Now the skin, that's a
different story.
Uh-huh. Sure. I believe that. No oil whatsoever gets into the bird. The
skin, which forms a perfect protective shield over the entire bird, stops
the oil cold.
And the check is in the mail, and Republicans aren't really selfish.
And your opinions are always correct....

Sorry, I don't deny science and I don't believe the turkey meat doesn't
absorb oil.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Harry, if you're so anal about a little fat, how do you get the
natural occuring fats out of the turkey?



What I don't do is go out of my way to eat fat or fatty foods. Turkey
and chicken are relatively "lean" in terms of fat and are healthier to
eat because of that. The posits that cooking a turkey in oil don't load
it up with oil are absurd. The hot oil permeates the skin of the bird
and finds its way into the bird's cavities and flesh.

Hey, you like the flavor of oil-fried turkey, that's your business. But
don't try to tell me that cooking it that way produces a turkey as
healthy to eat as one roasted in an oven.

HK November 24th 07 04:09 PM

Deep frying a turkey
 
wrote:
On Nov 23, 1:38 pm, HK wrote:
wrote:
On Nov 23, 11:27 am, HK wrote:
JR North wrote:
And, no sweeter sound to the Utility than the hum of your meter spinning
happily away...all day.
JR
JimH wrote:
"Eisboch" wrote in message
...
I was half thinking of trying to cook a deep fried turkey this year,
just for something different.
Until I came upon this, that is ....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqemKVTf_38
Eisboch
Sort of confirms that Allstate commercial talking about a dozen or so
houses burning down on holidays due to deep frying turkeys.
I agree with Harry and oven roast ours. Nothing finer than the smell
of turkey cooking in the oven all day.
Household cooking takes up very little electricity. While no device is
foolproof, a modern electric oven on "bake" is pretty close to it. The
question for me remains, though...why would anyone want to take a
relatively healthy food item, such as turkey, and cook in a way that
adds what it doesn't have a lot of naturally, fat and cholesterol.
If done correctly and at the correct temp. you'll hardly notice an
increase in fat and cholesterol. Turkey has a fair percentage of fat
as is, the fat goes to the bottom of the pan, and you baste with it,
what's the difference?
We had a "smoked" turkey one year. It tasted more like ham than turkey,
if memory serves. I like roast turkey, and I expect it to taste like
roast turkey, not oil-soaked turkey or ham turkey.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
If it tasted like ham, you did a horrible job smoking it.

A. I don't "baste" with pan drippings.

B. I didn't smoke the ham.

Next?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


How do you get the natural occuring fat out of the turkey, Mr. Health?
And why are you overweight?
Why is it that if *you* decide you don't like something, then it's
instantly a terrible thing, no one should do it, it's awful, it's
stupid, and on and on? Let's take boats for instance. You've stated
here many times in many threads over the years that went on for ever
about some mightly large cruising boats that you've claimed to own.
Now you state that you don't care anything about boating, just getting
to where the fish are, correct? Which is it?



I don't give a tinker's dam if you or anyone else here eats unhealthy.
If you want to sit around with a can of flavored Crisco and a spoon, go
for it.

I've never owned any "cruising" boats, per se, if by that you mean a
large, live-aboard, low powered boat used for extensive travel. I've
owned a few sailboats, including two that could be used for "real
cruising," but I never used them for that. Day cruising or perhaps a
short overnight, maybe, but not much longer than that.

Your statement about my feelings regarding boating are absurd. In the
Chesapeake Bay, just getting to where the fish are involves some
informal "cruising," albeit at a higher than typical cruising speed, and
we do engage in boating activities that do not involve fishing.




Reginald P. Smithers III November 24th 07 04:17 PM

Deep frying a turkey
 
wrote:
On Nov 23, 1:38 pm, HK wrote:
wrote:
On Nov 23, 11:27 am, HK wrote:
JR North wrote:
And, no sweeter sound to the Utility than the hum of your meter spinning
happily away...all day.
JR
JimH wrote:
"Eisboch" wrote in message
...
I was half thinking of trying to cook a deep fried turkey this year,
just for something different.
Until I came upon this, that is ....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqemKVTf_38
Eisboch
Sort of confirms that Allstate commercial talking about a dozen or so
houses burning down on holidays due to deep frying turkeys.
I agree with Harry and oven roast ours. Nothing finer than the smell
of turkey cooking in the oven all day.
Household cooking takes up very little electricity. While no device is
foolproof, a modern electric oven on "bake" is pretty close to it. The
question for me remains, though...why would anyone want to take a
relatively healthy food item, such as turkey, and cook in a way that
adds what it doesn't have a lot of naturally, fat and cholesterol.
If done correctly and at the correct temp. you'll hardly notice an
increase in fat and cholesterol. Turkey has a fair percentage of fat
as is, the fat goes to the bottom of the pan, and you baste with it,
what's the difference?
We had a "smoked" turkey one year. It tasted more like ham than turkey,
if memory serves. I like roast turkey, and I expect it to taste like
roast turkey, not oil-soaked turkey or ham turkey.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
If it tasted like ham, you did a horrible job smoking it.

A. I don't "baste" with pan drippings.

B. I didn't smoke the ham.

Next?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


How do you get the natural occuring fat out of the turkey, Mr. Health?
And why are you overweight?
Why is it that if *you* decide you don't like something, then it's
instantly a terrible thing, no one should do it, it's awful, it's
stupid, and on and on? Let's take boats for instance. You've stated
here many times in many threads over the years that went on for ever
about some mightly large cruising boats that you've claimed to own.
Now you state that you don't care anything about boating, just getting
to where the fish are, correct? Which is it?


Harry prefers to boil the turkey in it's own fat drippings at low
temperatures to make sure the turkey soaks up all of it's own fats.

According to Harry, nothing taste better than boiled and steamed turkey.


Don White November 24th 07 04:21 PM

Deep frying a turkey
 

"HK" wrote in message
. ..


You think PETA would complain if we fed them Reggie?



If not, they should.



[email protected] November 24th 07 04:29 PM

Deep frying a turkey
 
On Nov 24, 8:09 am, HK wrote:
wrote:
On Nov 23, 1:38 pm, HK wrote:
wrote:
On Nov 23, 11:27 am, HK wrote:
JR North wrote:
And, no sweeter sound to the Utility than the hum of your meter spinning
happily away...all day.
JR
JimH wrote:
"Eisboch" wrote in message
news:nuedncirJPqTYdnanZ2dnUVZ_t6onZ2d@gigane ws.com...
I was half thinking of trying to cook a deep fried turkey this year,
just for something different.
Until I came upon this, that is ....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqemKVTf_38
Eisboch
Sort of confirms that Allstate commercial talking about a dozen or so
houses burning down on holidays due to deep frying turkeys.
I agree with Harry and oven roast ours. Nothing finer than the smell
of turkey cooking in the oven all day.
Household cooking takes up very little electricity. While no device is
foolproof, a modern electric oven on "bake" is pretty close to it. The
question for me remains, though...why would anyone want to take a
relatively healthy food item, such as turkey, and cook in a way that
adds what it doesn't have a lot of naturally, fat and cholesterol.
If done correctly and at the correct temp. you'll hardly notice an
increase in fat and cholesterol. Turkey has a fair percentage of fat
as is, the fat goes to the bottom of the pan, and you baste with it,
what's the difference?
We had a "smoked" turkey one year. It tasted more like ham than turkey,
if memory serves. I like roast turkey, and I expect it to taste like
roast turkey, not oil-soaked turkey or ham turkey.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
If it tasted like ham, you did a horrible job smoking it.
A. I don't "baste" with pan drippings.


B. I didn't smoke the ham.


Next?- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


How do you get the natural occuring fat out of the turkey, Mr. Health?
And why are you overweight?
Why is it that if *you* decide you don't like something, then it's
instantly a terrible thing, no one should do it, it's awful, it's
stupid, and on and on? Let's take boats for instance. You've stated
here many times in many threads over the years that went on for ever
about some mightly large cruising boats that you've claimed to own.
Now you state that you don't care anything about boating, just getting
to where the fish are, correct? Which is it?


I don't give a tinker's dam if you or anyone else here eats unhealthy.
If you want to sit around with a can of flavored Crisco and a spoon, go
for it.


Why so defensive, Harry?
I really want to know how you make your turkey healthy. How do you get
the fat out of it?

I've never owned any "cruising" boats, per se, if by that you mean a
large, live-aboard, low powered boat used for extensive travel. I've
owned a few sailboats, including two that could be used for "real
cruising," but I never used them for that. Day cruising or perhaps a
short overnight, maybe, but not much longer than that.


What about your lobster boat? Was that just to get to the fishing
hole?

Your statement about my feelings regarding boating are absurd. In the
Chesapeake Bay, just getting to where the fish are involves some
informal "cruising," albeit at a higher than typical cruising speed, and
we do engage in boating activities that do not involve fishing.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Are you saying that you didn't say here in rec.boats that you only
boat to get to the fish?
Was the Hatt and lobster boat for that purpose?


HK November 24th 07 04:37 PM

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wrote:
On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 10:17:42 -0500, "Bill Kearney"
wkearney-99@hot-mail-com wrote:

But I agree, steaming blue crabs is the only way to go. Just don't use
plain water, use a mix of water, beer and vinegar. Then it's just a simple
matter of spreading an old bay and rock salt mix on top of each layer of
crabs. But given the rate of over $200/bushel this past year it's becoming
a bit expensive. Just make sure to stick with cheap beer, Natty Boh, hon!



Yowzer!!!
$200 a bushel Eeek! I thought the $50 they were charging when I left
Md was outragous. I can usually get a couple dozen from a crabber on
the water here for $20. I also have a neighbor who will trade them one
for one for Busch Lights.

10-4 on the beer and vinegar



The price on these seems to go up and down wildly about every week.

HK November 24th 07 04:40 PM

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wrote:
On Nov 24, 8:09 am, HK wrote:
wrote:
On Nov 23, 1:38 pm, HK wrote:
wrote:
On Nov 23, 11:27 am, HK wrote:
JR North wrote:
And, no sweeter sound to the Utility than the hum of your meter spinning
happily away...all day.
JR
JimH wrote:
"Eisboch" wrote in message
...
I was half thinking of trying to cook a deep fried turkey this year,
just for something different.
Until I came upon this, that is ....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqemKVTf_38
Eisboch
Sort of confirms that Allstate commercial talking about a dozen or so
houses burning down on holidays due to deep frying turkeys.
I agree with Harry and oven roast ours. Nothing finer than the smell
of turkey cooking in the oven all day.
Household cooking takes up very little electricity. While no device is
foolproof, a modern electric oven on "bake" is pretty close to it. The
question for me remains, though...why would anyone want to take a
relatively healthy food item, such as turkey, and cook in a way that
adds what it doesn't have a lot of naturally, fat and cholesterol.
If done correctly and at the correct temp. you'll hardly notice an
increase in fat and cholesterol. Turkey has a fair percentage of fat
as is, the fat goes to the bottom of the pan, and you baste with it,
what's the difference?
We had a "smoked" turkey one year. It tasted more like ham than turkey,
if memory serves. I like roast turkey, and I expect it to taste like
roast turkey, not oil-soaked turkey or ham turkey.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
If it tasted like ham, you did a horrible job smoking it.
A. I don't "baste" with pan drippings.
B. I didn't smoke the ham.
Next?- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
How do you get the natural occuring fat out of the turkey, Mr. Health?
And why are you overweight?
Why is it that if *you* decide you don't like something, then it's
instantly a terrible thing, no one should do it, it's awful, it's
stupid, and on and on? Let's take boats for instance. You've stated
here many times in many threads over the years that went on for ever
about some mightly large cruising boats that you've claimed to own.
Now you state that you don't care anything about boating, just getting
to where the fish are, correct? Which is it?

I don't give a tinker's dam if you or anyone else here eats unhealthy.
If you want to sit around with a can of flavored Crisco and a spoon, go
for it.


Why so defensive, Harry?
I really want to know how you make your turkey healthy. How do you get
the fat out of it?
I've never owned any "cruising" boats, per se, if by that you mean a
large, live-aboard, low powered boat used for extensive travel. I've
owned a few sailboats, including two that could be used for "real
cruising," but I never used them for that. Day cruising or perhaps a
short overnight, maybe, but not much longer than that.


What about your lobster boat? Was that just to get to the fishing
hole?
Your statement about my feelings regarding boating are absurd. In the
Chesapeake Bay, just getting to where the fish are involves some
informal "cruising," albeit at a higher than typical cruising speed, and
we do engage in boating activities that do not involve fishing.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Are you saying that you didn't say here in rec.boats that you only
boat to get to the fish?
Was the Hatt and lobster boat for that purpose?



Hey...do yourself a favor...play your games with your usual crowd, eh?

Vic Smith November 24th 07 05:46 PM

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On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 11:13:37 -0500, wrote:

On Fri, 23 Nov 2007 23:42:50 -0500, " JimH" ask
wrote:

My God, some of you folks are absolutely anal about (of all things) cooking
a turkey.

Get a grip. There are more important things to deal with in life.



More important than making tasty and nutritious food?
Gad man, where are your priorities! ;-)

If you just eat to stay alive, save your money and get green bag
Purina.


Funny you mention that. My wife is a cook, and I really appreciate
the fantastic dishes she puts in front of me. They are for the most
part "rich"
But if left to my own devices I can live on cereal, and an occasional
pizza to satisfy my fat cravings.
I just don't think about food until my stomach reminds me.
The only meal that earned a place in my memory was eaten down
your way. Went out on the Caloosahatchee out of Cape Coral with
my uncle. A small boat with a 5 horse. Fished about 6 hours, told
jokes and drank a couple beers. Hot day. Ended up with about a
dozen couple pound sheepshead and drum on a hook stringer, still
kicking.
Uncle Russ filleted them on the dock behind the house and Clara
had them in the skillet shortly after.
The only food on the table was white bread, margarine, fried fish and
beer. We were eating the fish as fast as Clara could fry them.
They lived simple, no A/C, so I might have dripped some extra salt on
the fish.
Best meal I ever had. Bar none.

--Vic

John H. November 24th 07 07:43 PM

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On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 08:58:17 -0500, Gene Kearns
wrote:

On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 08:57:20 -0500, John H. penned the following well
considered thoughts to the readers of rec.boats:

On Thu, 22 Nov 2007 16:37:39 GMT, "BillP" wrote:


"Don White" wrote in message
.. .

Yes...oven cooked is the only way we'd even consider cooking our turkey.


I guess you've never had one slow cooked over lump charcoal and apple wood.


This year I did one on the water smoker (9 hours) and one on the Weber
rotisserie (3 hours). Both were great, but the rotisserie cooked bird won
the contest. Next year I'll do the same.


Do the water smoker without the water.... the water keeps the smoke
from flavoring the meat to it's potential...


That's a thought. I'll give it a try. We'll probably do another turkey in a
week or so. There wasn't enough left of the last two to satisfy my craving
for turkey and dressing.
--
John H

John H. November 24th 07 07:51 PM

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On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 09:48:22 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:

Gene Kearns wrote:
On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 09:30:39 -0500, Reginald P. Smithers III penned
the following well considered thoughts to the readers of rec.boats:

John H. wrote:
On Thu, 22 Nov 2007 16:37:39 GMT, "BillP" wrote:

"Don White" wrote in message
...

Yes...oven cooked is the only way we'd even consider cooking our turkey.
I guess you've never had one slow cooked over lump charcoal and apple wood.

This year I did one on the water smoker (9 hours) and one on the Weber
rotisserie (3 hours). Both were great, but the rotisserie cooked bird won
the contest. Next year I'll do the same.
I found by only cooking the bird to 161 degrees (not a 160 or 162
degrees) the carry over heat will bring the bird up to proper temp. and
will be as moist as any meat you have ever ate.

PS - I got the 161 degree temp from Alton Brown, he is the original Mr.
Anal.


Yeah... and, in fact, I got the "do not use water when using a smoker"
thing from him, too. And I can take the analistic attitude, since he
always backs it up with good science.....


I have never been disappointed when I follow one of his recommendations.
It was his recommendation that made me stop filling the bird with
stuffing. It really made a major improved in the end result of the turkey.



I'd stopped doing that many years ago. On the smoker, I'll put a loose
mixture of chunked onions and apples, which get thrown out. The bird on the
rotisserie is done with nothing up it's butt but the skewer.
--
John H

John H. November 24th 07 07:53 PM

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On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 08:59:11 -0500, HK wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Thu, 22 Nov 2007 13:30:00 -0800, "CalifBill"
wrote:

"BillP" wrote in message
news:nfi1j.4379$ch.3347@trnddc03...
"Don White" wrote in message
...

Yes...oven cooked is the only way we'd even consider cooking our turkey.

I guess you've never had one slow cooked over lump charcoal and apple
wood.

Fried are nice a juicy and quick. We have done them that way on camping
trips. The oven roasted give you the drippings for excellent gravy, and I
also like to cook them in my offset firebox smoker for 8-9 hours with some
alderwood for smoke. They are all good.


If you ever decide to try one on the grill or smoker, loogypicker and I do
the same thing, and it works. Buy a cheap pack of turkey wings, put in a
cast iron pan, and roast at 350 in the oven for a couple hours. This will
provide a good base for gravy, and it can be done early.




Gosh, I put the whole turkey in a turkey bag in the oven at 350F for
three hours and it is done, wings, legs, breast, everything, and I don't
have to worry about a grill or a smoker outdoors. Is it the Army way to
make more work than need be out of a simple task? Did you have to call
in for a "surge"?


You're not a dip****, Harry. But it seems like you're trying exceptionally
hard to become one.

I'm doubt you would like outdoor cooking. You know best.
--
John H

John H. November 24th 07 07:56 PM

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On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 10:52:24 -0500, HK wrote:

wrote:
On Nov 24, 5:59 am, HK wrote:
John H. wrote:
On Thu, 22 Nov 2007 13:30:00 -0800, "CalifBill"
wrote:
"BillP" wrote in message
news:nfi1j.4379$ch.3347@trnddc03...
"Don White" wrote in message
...
Yes...oven cooked is the only way we'd even consider cooking our turkey.
I guess you've never had one slow cooked over lump charcoal and apple
wood.
Fried are nice a juicy and quick. We have done them that way on camping
trips. The oven roasted give you the drippings for excellent gravy, and I
also like to cook them in my offset firebox smoker for 8-9 hours with some
alderwood for smoke. They are all good.
If you ever decide to try one on the grill or smoker, loogypicker and I do
the same thing, and it works. Buy a cheap pack of turkey wings, put in a
cast iron pan, and roast at 350 in the oven for a couple hours. This will
provide a good base for gravy, and it can be done early.
Gosh, I put the whole turkey in a turkey bag in the oven at 350F for
three hours and it is done, wings, legs, breast, everything, and I don't
have to worry about a grill or a smoker outdoors. Is it the Army way to
make more work than need be out of a simple task? Did you have to call
in for a "surge"?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Harry, it's all about taste. If you'd rather not experience anything
than what you are used to, that's your choice.



I like roasted turkey to taste like roasted turkey. If I wanted to eat
oiled turkey, I would. I am not a fan of fried foods, be they potatoes
or turkeys.


We would not want our smoked turkey to taste like roasted turkey. Nor would
we want the rotisserie turkey to taste like roasted turkey. Boston Market
makes a great (I've heard) roasted turkey. I'm glad you like it.
--
John H

John H. November 24th 07 07:59 PM

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On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 09:14:40 -0500, HK wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Fri, 23 Nov 2007 17:10:08 -0500, HK wrote:

wrote:
On Nov 23, 4:38 pm, HK wrote:
wrote:
On Nov 23, 11:27 am, HK wrote:
JR North wrote:
And, no sweeter sound to the Utility than the hum of your meter spinning
happily away...all day.
JR
JimH wrote:
"Eisboch" wrote in message
...
I was half thinking of trying to cook a deep fried turkey this year,
just for something different.
Until I came upon this, that is ....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqemKVTf_38
Eisboch
Sort of confirms that Allstate commercial talking about a dozen or so
houses burning down on holidays due to deep frying turkeys.
I agree with Harry and oven roast ours. Nothing finer than the smell
of turkey cooking in the oven all day.
Household cooking takes up very little electricity. While no device is
foolproof, a modern electric oven on "bake" is pretty close to it. The
question for me remains, though...why would anyone want to take a
relatively healthy food item, such as turkey, and cook in a way that
adds what it doesn't have a lot of naturally, fat and cholesterol.
If done correctly and at the correct temp. you'll hardly notice an
increase in fat and cholesterol. Turkey has a fair percentage of fat
as is, the fat goes to the bottom of the pan, and you baste with it,
what's the difference?
We had a "smoked" turkey one year. It tasted more like ham than turkey,
if memory serves. I like roast turkey, and I expect it to taste like
roast turkey, not oil-soaked turkey or ham turkey.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
If it tasted like ham, you did a horrible job smoking it.
A. I don't "baste" with pan drippings.

B. I didn't smoke the ham.

Next?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -
Just how many turkeys have you fried? Or is this another one of your
lasily uninformed opinions?--- `

I don't cook food deep fried in fat, grease or oil. I have tasted
oil-boiled turkey cooked by someone who knows how to do it. I didn't
like the taste or texture of the bird.

My opinion is not uninformed. If you cook food boiled in oil, you are
eating oil.

I don't smoke cigarettes or cigars, either.

Life is risky enough without taking really stupid chances with your
"intakes."


I guess that makes you one of those special few that have never had fried
chicken. Damn, that explains it.



If I eat fried chicken, which I rarely do, I first remove the skin. I
don't eat that.


Which violates your statement.

" My opinion is not uninformed. If you cook food boiled in oil, you are
eating oil."

Someone earlier said you were hilarious. They were correct.
--
John H

Reginald P. Smithers III November 24th 07 08:09 PM

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hk wrote:



Sorry, braindead, as I stated, I rarely eat fried foods. I cannot even
recall how many years ago it was when I last ate fried chicken. But when
I did I removed the skin.


But you did eat a turkey steamed and boiled in a bag. Trust me, the
deep fat fried turkey had substantially less fat than your steamed and
boiled in turkey fat turkey. The oil used in a deep fat fryer is also
healthier than your turkey fat oil.



HK November 24th 07 08:17 PM

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Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:
hk wrote:



Sorry, braindead, as I stated, I rarely eat fried foods. I cannot even
recall how many years ago it was when I last ate fried chicken. But
when I did I removed the skin.


But you did eat a turkey steamed and boiled in a bag. Trust me, the
deep fat fried turkey had substantially less fat than your steamed and
boiled in turkey fat turkey. The oil used in a deep fat fryer is also
healthier than your turkey fat oil.




Sorry, Crap for Brains, but inside the bag was a bed of celery and
carrots, which raised the turkey off the bottom of the bag, and I always
punch a drain hole in the bottom of the bag after the bird is half done
so the water and fat drain into the roasting pan. Didn't your mama teach
you how to cook healthy?

HK November 24th 07 08:17 PM

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John H. wrote:
On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 10:52:24 -0500, HK wrote:



About 30 posts in a row, all of which I am sure are not worth
reading...so...I won't.

Sorry.

John H. November 24th 07 08:38 PM

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On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 15:17:48 -0500, HK wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 10:52:24 -0500, HK wrote:



About 30 posts in a row, all of which I am sure are not worth
reading...so...I won't.

Sorry.


Good idea.
--
John H

John H. November 24th 07 08:40 PM

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On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 14:58:59 -0500, hk wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Sat, 24 Nov 2007 09:14:40 -0500, HK wrote:

John H. wrote:
On Fri, 23 Nov 2007 17:10:08 -0500, HK wrote:

wrote:
On Nov 23, 4:38 pm, HK wrote:
wrote:
On Nov 23, 11:27 am, HK wrote:
JR North wrote:
And, no sweeter sound to the Utility than the hum of your meter spinning
happily away...all day.
JR
JimH wrote:
"Eisboch" wrote in message
...
I was half thinking of trying to cook a deep fried turkey this year,
just for something different.
Until I came upon this, that is ....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqemKVTf_38
Eisboch
Sort of confirms that Allstate commercial talking about a dozen or so
houses burning down on holidays due to deep frying turkeys.
I agree with Harry and oven roast ours. Nothing finer than the smell
of turkey cooking in the oven all day.
Household cooking takes up very little electricity. While no device is
foolproof, a modern electric oven on "bake" is pretty close to it. The
question for me remains, though...why would anyone want to take a
relatively healthy food item, such as turkey, and cook in a way that
adds what it doesn't have a lot of naturally, fat and cholesterol.
If done correctly and at the correct temp. you'll hardly notice an
increase in fat and cholesterol. Turkey has a fair percentage of fat
as is, the fat goes to the bottom of the pan, and you baste with it,
what's the difference?
We had a "smoked" turkey one year. It tasted more like ham than turkey,
if memory serves. I like roast turkey, and I expect it to taste like
roast turkey, not oil-soaked turkey or ham turkey.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
If it tasted like ham, you did a horrible job smoking it.
A. I don't "baste" with pan drippings.

B. I didn't smoke the ham.

Next?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -
Just how many turkeys have you fried? Or is this another one of your
lasily uninformed opinions?--- `
I don't cook food deep fried in fat, grease or oil. I have tasted
oil-boiled turkey cooked by someone who knows how to do it. I didn't
like the taste or texture of the bird.

My opinion is not uninformed. If you cook food boiled in oil, you are
eating oil.

I don't smoke cigarettes or cigars, either.

Life is risky enough without taking really stupid chances with your
"intakes."
I guess that makes you one of those special few that have never had fried
chicken. Damn, that explains it.

If I eat fried chicken, which I rarely do, I first remove the skin. I
don't eat that.


Which violates your statement.

" My opinion is not uninformed. If you cook food boiled in oil, you are
eating oil."

Someone earlier said you were hilarious. They were correct.




Sorry, braindead, as I stated, I rarely eat fried foods. I cannot even
recall how many years ago it was when I last ate fried chicken. But when
I did I removed the skin.


Does 'hk' deserve the same thoughtful response as 'HK' would?
--
John H

BillP November 25th 07 01:15 AM

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"hk" wrote in message
. ..


Sorry, braindead, as I stated, I rarely eat fried foods. I cannot even
recall how many years ago it was when I last ate fried chicken. But when I
did I removed the skin.


How in the hell did you get in *the shape* you are without eating fried
foods?



HK November 25th 07 01:26 AM

Deep frying a turkey
 
BillP wrote:
"hk" wrote in message
. ..

Sorry, braindead, as I stated, I rarely eat fried foods. I cannot even
recall how many years ago it was when I last ate fried chicken. But when I
did I removed the skin.


How in the hell did you get in *the shape* you are without eating fried
foods?



How would you know what shape I am in?

Dan November 25th 07 01:42 AM

Deep frying a turkey
 
HK wrote:
John H. wrote:
On Thu, 22 Nov 2007 13:30:00 -0800, "CalifBill"

wrote:

"BillP" wrote in message
news:nfi1j.4379$ch.3347@trnddc03...
"Don White" wrote in message
...

Yes...oven cooked is the only way we'd even consider cooking our
turkey.

I guess you've never had one slow cooked over lump charcoal and
apple wood.

Fried are nice a juicy and quick. We have done them that way on
camping trips. The oven roasted give you the drippings for excellent
gravy, and I also like to cook them in my offset firebox smoker for
8-9 hours with some alderwood for smoke. They are all good.


If you ever decide to try one on the grill or smoker, loogypicker and
I do
the same thing, and it works. Buy a cheap pack of turkey wings, put in a
cast iron pan, and roast at 350 in the oven for a couple hours. This will
provide a good base for gravy, and it can be done early.




Gosh, I put the whole turkey in a turkey bag in the oven at 350F for
three hours and it is done, wings, legs, breast, everything, and I don't
have to worry about a grill or a smoker outdoors. Is it the Army way to
make more work than need be out of a simple task? Did you have to call
in for a "surge"?


"Gosh", If you like the same old thing every year, keep it up! And
spare us the lame details.

-dk

Dan November 25th 07 01:49 AM

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HK wrote:



The best thing I can think of doing with a turkey fryer is to dump you
into it head first, and then feed what comes out to some inner city rats.


I'll bet your union buddies might disagree with you on that. Your
opinions are nothing more than lame opinions. Maybe everyone here
doesn't actually care what you "can think of doing". Have you
considered that, Krause?

-dk

Dan November 25th 07 01:52 AM

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Don White wrote:


The best thing I can think of doing with a turkey fryer is to dump you
into it head first, and then feed what comes out to some inner city rats.


What have you got against those rats?



Donnie,

You are a damn lemming. Read your posts and think very hard before you
press "send". Your predictable "responses" to Harry's posts are
pathetic and not funny to anyone but you.

-dk

Dan November 25th 07 01:53 AM

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wrote:

On Fri, 23 Nov 2007 23:01:48 -0500, " JimH" ask wrote:
21 pound bird fully stuffed. Put it in at 9 a.m. and took it out at 3:45
p.m.
Convection oven cooked at 300F.
As usual, it turned out perfectly.
If you need help on how to oven cook a turkey, let me know. ;-)
If you put that bird in an oven bag it would have cooked in about 3
hours and you wouldn't have lost a drop of the moisture.
Put the drippings in a big gravy separator to split out the grease and
you have the makings for great gravy.
Btw it costs about 50 cents an hour to run an electric oven, assuming
about a 60% duty cycle

My God, some of you folks are absolutely anal about (of all things) cooking
a turkey.

Get a grip. There are more important things to deal with in life.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Like what, saying nasty mean spirited things and lies about people's
grandchildren, children, wives, etc?



Where did you come up with that? Too much sampling of your harvest?

-dk

Dan November 25th 07 01:55 AM

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HK wrote:
Don White wrote:
"HK" wrote in message



The best thing I can think of doing with a turkey fryer is to dump
you into it head first, and then feed what comes out to some inner
city rats.


What have you got against those rats?



You think PETA would complain if we fed them Reggie?


The circle jerk continues...

Dan November 25th 07 01:58 AM

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wrote:


How do you get the natural occuring fat out of the turkey, Mr. Health?
And why are you overweight?
Why is it that if *you* decide you don't like something, then it's
instantly a terrible thing, no one should do it, it's awful, it's
stupid, and on and on? Let's take boats for instance. You've stated
here many times in many threads over the years that went on for ever
about some mightly large cruising boats that you've claimed to own.
Now you state that you don't care anything about boating, just getting
to where the fish are, correct? Which is it?


I've never seen anyone get this worked up over posts in Usenet. He's
even attacking one of his few "friends" here now.

I'll bet we can expect another long hiatus from the gentleman farmer.

-dk

Dan November 25th 07 02:03 AM

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HK wrote:


I've never owned any "cruising" boats, per se, if by that you mean a
large, live-aboard, low powered boat used for extensive travel. I've
owned a few sailboats, including two that could be used for "real
cruising," but I never used them for that. Day cruising or perhaps a
short overnight, maybe, but not much longer than that.

Your statement about my feelings regarding boating are absurd. In the
Chesapeake Bay, just getting to where the fish are involves some
informal "cruising," albeit at a higher than typical cruising speed, and
we do engage in boating activities that do not involve fishing.




At least you finally admit to your lies. It takes a big man to do that
knowing the repercussions that will follow you for years.

-dk

-rick- November 25th 07 08:15 AM

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Eisboch wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
...

Sorry, I don't deny science and I don't believe the turkey meat doesn't
absorb oil.



I'll betcha you consume more oil in a couple of pieces of pizza. If you
don't, it probably was a lousy pie anyway.

A little bit of oil won't hurt you. Keeps the joints in your typing fingers
lubricated.



Eisboch


There is evidence that ill effects of dietary fat have been
overemphasized.

-rick-

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By JOHN TIERNEY
Published: October 9, 2007
In 1988, the surgeon general, C. Everett Koop, proclaimed
ice cream to a be public-health menace right up there with
cigarettes. Alluding to his office’s famous 1964 report on
the perils of smoking, Dr. Koop announced that the American
diet was a problem of “comparable” magnitude, chiefly
because of the high-fat foods that were causing coronary
heart disease and other deadly ailments.
He introduced his report with these words: “The depth of the
science base underlying its findings is even more impressive
than that for tobacco and health in 1964.”
That was a ludicrous statement, as Gary Taubes demonstrates
in his new book meticulously debunking diet myths, “Good
Calories, Bad Calories” (Knopf, 2007). The notion that fatty
foods shorten your life began as a hypothesis based on
dubious assumptions and data; when scientists tried to
confirm it they failed repeatedly. The evidence against
Häagen-Dazs was nothing like the evidence against Marlboros.
It may seem bizarre that a surgeon general could go so
wrong. After all, wasn’t it his job to express the
scientific consensus? But that was the problem. Dr. Koop was
expressing the consensus. He, like the architects of the
federal “food pyramid” telling Americans what to eat, went
wrong by listening to everyone else. He was caught in what
social scientists call a cascade.
We like to think that people improve their judgment by
putting their minds together, and sometimes they do. The
studio audience at “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire” usually
votes for the right answer. But suppose, instead of the
audience members voting silently in unison, they voted out
loud one after another. And suppose the first person gets it
wrong.
If the second person isn’t sure of the answer, he’s liable
to go along with the first person’s guess. By then, even if
the third person suspects another answer is right, she’s
more liable to go along just because she assumes the first
two together know more than she does. Thus begins an
“informational cascade” as one person after another assumes
that the rest can’t all be wrong.
Because of this effect, groups are surprisingly prone to
reach mistaken conclusions even when most of the people
started out knowing better, according to the economists
Sushil Bikhchandani, David Hirshleifer and Ivo Welch. If,
say, 60 percent of a group’s members have been given
information pointing them to the right answer (while the
rest have information pointing to the wrong answer), there
is still about a one-in-three chance that the group will
cascade to a mistaken consensus.
Cascades are especially common in medicine as doctors take
their cues from others, leading them to overdiagnose some
faddish ailments (called bandwagon diseases) and
overprescribe certain treatments (like the tonsillectomies
once popular for children). Unable to keep up with the
volume of research, doctors look for guidance from an expert
— or at least someone who sounds confident.
In the case of fatty foods, that confident voice belonged to
Ancel Keys, a prominent diet researcher a half-century ago
(the K-rations in World War II were said to be named after
him). He became convinced in the 1950s that Americans were
suffering from a new epidemic of heart disease because they
were eating more fat than their ancestors.
There were two glaring problems with this theory, as Mr.
Taubes, a correspondent for Science magazine, explains in
his book. First, it wasn’t clear that traditional diets were
especially lean. Nineteenth-century Americans consumed huge
amounts of meat; the percentage of fat in the diet of
ancient hunter-gatherers, according to the best estimate
today, was as high or higher than the ratio in the modern
Western diet.
Second, there wasn’t really a new epidemic of heart disease.
Yes, more cases were being reported, but not because people
were in worse health. It was mainly because they were living
longer and were more likely to see a doctor who diagnosed
the symptoms.
To bolster his theory, Dr. Keys in 1953 compared diets and
heart disease rates in the United States, Japan and four
other countries. Sure enough, more fat correlated with more
disease (America topped the list). But critics at the time
noted that if Dr. Keys had analyzed all 22 countries for
which data were available, he would not have found a
correlation. (And, as Mr. Taubes notes, no one would have
puzzled over the so-called French Paradox of foie-gras
connoisseurs with healthy hearts.)

The evidence that dietary fat correlates with heart disease
“does not stand up to critical examination,” the American
Heart Association concluded in 1957. But three years later
the association changed position — not because of new data,
Mr. Taubes writes, but because Dr. Keys and an ally were on
the committee issuing the new report. It asserted that “the
best scientific evidence of the time” warranted a lower-fat
diet for people at high risk of heart disease.
The association’s report was big news and put Dr. Keys, who
died in 2004, on the cover of Time magazine. The magazine
devoted four pages to the topic — and just one paragraph
noting that Dr. Keys’s diet advice was “still questioned by
some researchers.” That set the tone for decades of news
media coverage. Journalists and their audiences were looking
for clear guidance, not scientific ambiguity.
After the fat-is-bad theory became popular wisdom, the
cascade accelerated in the 1970s when a committee led by
Senator George McGovern issued a report advising Americans
to lower their risk of heart disease by eating less fat.
“McGovern’s staff were virtually unaware of the existence of
any scientific controversy,” Mr. Taubes writes, and the
committee’s report was written by a nonscientist “relying
almost exclusively on a single Harvard nutritionist, Mark
Hegsted.”
That report impressed another nonscientist, Carol Tucker
Foreman, an assistant agriculture secretary, who hired Dr.
Hegsted to draw up a set of national dietary guidelines. The
Department of Agriculture’s advice against eating too much
fat was issued in 1980 and would later be incorporated in
its “food pyramid.”
Meanwhile, there still wasn’t good evidence to warrant
recommending a low-fat diet for all Americans, as the
National Academy of Sciences noted in a report shortly after
the U.S.D.A. guidelines were issued. But the report’s
authors were promptly excoriated on Capitol Hill and in the
news media for denying a danger that had already been
proclaimed by the American Heart Association, the McGovern
committee and the U.S.D.A.
The scientists, despite their impressive credentials, were
accused of bias because some of them had done research
financed by the food industry. And so the informational
cascade morphed into what the economist Timur Kuran calls a
reputational cascade, in which it becomes a career risk for
dissidents to question the popular wisdom.
With skeptical scientists ostracized, the public debate and
research agenda became dominated by the fat-is-bad school.
Later the National Institutes of Health would hold a
“consensus conference” that concluded there was “no doubt”
that low-fat diets “will afford significant protection
against coronary heart disease” for every American over the
age of 2. The American Cancer Society and the surgeon
general recommended a low-fat diet to prevent cancer.
But when the theories were tested in clinical trials, the
evidence kept turning up negative. As Mr. Taubes notes, the
most rigorous meta-analysis of the clinical trials of
low-fat diets, published in 2001 by the Cochrane
Collaboration, concluded that they had no significant effect
on mortality.
Mr. Taubes argues that the low-fat recommendations, besides
being unjustified, may well have harmed Americans by
encouraging them to switch to carbohydrates, which he
believes cause obesity and disease. He acknowledges that
that hypothesis is unproved, and that the low-carb diet fad
could turn out to be another mistaken cascade. The problem,
he says, is that the low-carb hypothesis hasn’t been
seriously studied because it couldn’t be reconciled with the
low-fat dogma.
Mr. Taubes told me he especially admired the iconoclasm of
Dr. Edward H. Ahrens Jr., a lipids researcher who spoke out
against the McGovern committee’s report. Mr. McGovern
subsequently asked him at a hearing to reconcile his
skepticism with a survey showing that the low-fat
recommendations were endorsed by 92 percent of “the world’s
leading doctors.”
“Senator McGovern, I recognize the disadvantage of being in
the minority,” Dr. Ahrens replied. Then he pointed out that
most of the doctors in the survey were relying on secondhand
knowledge because they didn’t work in this field themselves.
“This is a matter,” he continued, “of such enormous social,
economic and medical importance that it must be evaluated
with our eyes completely open. Thus I would hate to see this
issue settled by anything that smacks of a Gallup poll.” Or
a cascade.

[email protected] November 25th 07 03:24 PM

Deep frying a turkey
 
On Nov 24, 8:52 pm, Dan wrote:
Don White wrote:

The best thing I can think of doing with a turkey fryer is to dump you
into it head first, and then feed what comes out to some inner city rats.


What have you got against those rats?


Donnie,

You are a damn lemming. Read your posts and think very hard before you
press "send". Your predictable "responses" to Harry's posts are
pathetic and not funny to anyone but you.

-dk


Since you guys are fighting so nice, I will step in here. I saw an
A**state insurance commercial today and they refered to fried turkeys
burning down houses. The interesting part was the part where the
narator said "Thousands fried turkeys last year... and 15 of them
managed to burn down their houses". Not the horrific numbers the
detractors prepared me for;)

[email protected] November 25th 07 03:39 PM

Deep frying a turkey
 
On Nov 25, 7:24 am, wrote:
On Nov 24, 8:52 pm, Dan wrote:

Don White wrote:


The best thing I can think of doing with a turkey fryer is to dump you
into it head first, and then feed what comes out to some inner city rats.


What have you got against those rats?


Donnie,


You are a damn lemming. Read your posts and think very hard before you
press "send". Your predictable "responses" to Harry's posts are
pathetic and not funny to anyone but you.


-dk


Since you guys are fighting so nice, I will step in here. I saw an
A**state insurance commercial today and they refered to fried turkeys
burning down houses. The interesting part was the part where the
narator said "Thousands fried turkeys last year... and 15 of them
managed to burn down their houses". Not the horrific numbers the
detractors prepared me for;)


And there's a simple fix for that, don't fry the damned thing near
your house!


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