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Calif Bill September 25th 07 06:18 PM

Florida seniors
 
WHO SAYS THE SENIORS IN FLORIDA DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE USE OF THE INTERNET?

1. FOXY LADY FROM KINGS POINT:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be
5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white
shoes and belt a plus.

2. LONG-TERM COMMITMENT - BOCA TECA:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking for someone
to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a
problem

3. SERENITY NOW: CENTURY VILLAGE - LYONS ROAD:
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If
you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and
enjoy quiet times.

4. WINNING SMILE - BROKEN SOUND
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share
rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

5. BEATLES OR STONES? - Boca Largo
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights
and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a
groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.

6. MEMORIES ARE MADE OF THIS - FORT LAUDERDALE
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday,
Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.

7. IN MINT CONDITION - DELRAY BEACH
Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts
including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks
well.





Don White September 25th 07 08:10 PM

Florida seniors
 

"Calif Bill" wrote in message
...
WHO SAYS THE SENIORS IN FLORIDA DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE USE OF THE
INTERNET?

1. FOXY LADY FROM KINGS POINT:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be
5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching
white shoes and belt a plus.

snip...


Lookin' for a 'little action' on the side, Bill?



Calif Bill September 25th 07 10:53 PM

Florida seniors
 

"Don White" wrote in message
...

"Calif Bill" wrote in message
...
WHO SAYS THE SENIORS IN FLORIDA DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE USE OF THE
INTERNET?

1. FOXY LADY FROM KINGS POINT:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be
5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching
white shoes and belt a plus.

snip...


Lookin' for a 'little action' on the side, Bill?


Unlike your wife, I do not need to stray.



Don White September 25th 07 11:09 PM

Florida seniors
 

"Calif Bill" wrote in message
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"Don White" wrote in message
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"Calif Bill" wrote in message
...
WHO SAYS THE SENIORS IN FLORIDA DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE USE OF THE
INTERNET?

1. FOXY LADY FROM KINGS POINT:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be
5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching
white shoes and belt a plus.

snip...


Lookin' for a 'little action' on the side, Bill?


Unlike your wife, I do not need to stray.

I doubt you could catch much... except for your internet ladies.
Whatever floats your boat..............



Calif Bill September 25th 07 11:38 PM

Florida seniors
 

"Don White" wrote in message
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"Calif Bill" wrote in message
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"Don White" wrote in message
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"Calif Bill" wrote in message
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WHO SAYS THE SENIORS IN FLORIDA DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE USE OF THE
INTERNET?

1. FOXY LADY FROM KINGS POINT:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to
be 5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

snip...


Lookin' for a 'little action' on the side, Bill?


Unlike your wife, I do not need to stray.

I doubt you could catch much... except for your internet ladies.
Whatever floats your boat..............


Why is it, Don that you have to always insert statements that really show
you are a horses ass? Your wife know about this side of you?



JoeSpareBedroom September 25th 07 11:45 PM

Florida seniors
 
"Calif Bill" wrote in message
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"Don White" wrote in message
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"Calif Bill" wrote in message
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"Don White" wrote in message
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"Calif Bill" wrote in message
...
WHO SAYS THE SENIORS IN FLORIDA DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE USE OF THE
INTERNET?

1. FOXY LADY FROM KINGS POINT:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to
be 5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

snip...


Lookin' for a 'little action' on the side, Bill?


Unlike your wife, I do not need to stray.

I doubt you could catch much... except for your internet ladies.
Whatever floats your boat..............


Why is it, Don that you have to always insert statements that really show
you are a horses ass? Your wife know about this side of you?


You're awfully interested in Don's wife. Perhaps you should figure out where
yours is this evening.



Calif Bill September 26th 07 04:09 AM

Florida seniors
 

"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
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"Calif Bill" wrote in message
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"Don White" wrote in message
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"Calif Bill" wrote in message
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"Don White" wrote in message
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"Calif Bill" wrote in message
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WHO SAYS THE SENIORS IN FLORIDA DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE USE OF THE
INTERNET?

1. FOXY LADY FROM KINGS POINT:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to
be 5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

snip...


Lookin' for a 'little action' on the side, Bill?


Unlike your wife, I do not need to stray.
I doubt you could catch much... except for your internet ladies.
Whatever floats your boat..............


Why is it, Don that you have to always insert statements that really show
you are a horses ass? Your wife know about this side of you?


You're awfully interested in Don's wife. Perhaps you should figure out
where yours is this evening.


Mine is in the other room. Where is yours?



JoeSpareBedroom September 26th 07 04:16 AM

Florida seniors
 
"Calif Bill" wrote in message
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"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
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"Calif Bill" wrote in message
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"Don White" wrote in message
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"Calif Bill" wrote in message
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"Don White" wrote in message
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"Calif Bill" wrote in message
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WHO SAYS THE SENIORS IN FLORIDA DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE USE OF THE
INTERNET?

1. FOXY LADY FROM KINGS POINT:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used
to be 5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

snip...


Lookin' for a 'little action' on the side, Bill?


Unlike your wife, I do not need to stray.
I doubt you could catch much... except for your internet ladies.
Whatever floats your boat..............


Why is it, Don that you have to always insert statements that really
show you are a horses ass? Your wife know about this side of you?


You're awfully interested in Don's wife. Perhaps you should figure out
where yours is this evening.


Mine is in the other room.


Then, why are you so interested in Don's wife? Are you sure the entity in
the other room isn't the kind that comes with an electric air pump?



Calif Bill September 26th 07 04:22 AM

Florida seniors
 

"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
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"Calif Bill" wrote in message
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"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
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"Calif Bill" wrote in message
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"Don White" wrote in message
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"Calif Bill" wrote in message
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"Don White" wrote in message
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"Calif Bill" wrote in message
...
WHO SAYS THE SENIORS IN FLORIDA DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE USE OF THE
INTERNET?

1. FOXY LADY FROM KINGS POINT:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used
to be 5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

snip...


Lookin' for a 'little action' on the side, Bill?


Unlike your wife, I do not need to stray.
I doubt you could catch much... except for your internet ladies.
Whatever floats your boat..............


Why is it, Don that you have to always insert statements that really
show you are a horses ass? Your wife know about this side of you?

You're awfully interested in Don's wife. Perhaps you should figure out
where yours is this evening.


Mine is in the other room.


Then, why are you so interested in Don's wife? Are you sure the entity in
the other room isn't the kind that comes with an electric air pump?


I can see why your wife fled.



JoeSpareBedroom September 26th 07 04:33 AM

Florida seniors
 
"Calif Bill" wrote in message
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"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
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"Calif Bill" wrote in message
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"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
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"Calif Bill" wrote in message
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"Don White" wrote in message
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"Calif Bill" wrote in message
...

"Don White" wrote in message
...

"Calif Bill" wrote in message
...
WHO SAYS THE SENIORS IN FLORIDA DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE USE OF THE
INTERNET?

1. FOXY LADY FROM KINGS POINT:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used
to be 5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing
companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

snip...


Lookin' for a 'little action' on the side, Bill?


Unlike your wife, I do not need to stray.
I doubt you could catch much... except for your internet ladies.
Whatever floats your boat..............


Why is it, Don that you have to always insert statements that really
show you are a horses ass? Your wife know about this side of you?

You're awfully interested in Don's wife. Perhaps you should figure out
where yours is this evening.


Mine is in the other room.


Then, why are you so interested in Don's wife? Are you sure the entity in
the other room isn't the kind that comes with an electric air pump?


I can see why your wife fled.



You dug this hole for yourself when you said to Don "Unlike your wife, I do
not need to stray." Now, you can't seem to locate a shovel, little billy.

Answer the question. Why are you so interested in Don's wife?




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