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"Arthur" wrote in message
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"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
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and itches. Know of a cure?

Lick it.


I would if I could!



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"Pennyaline" wrote in message
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Doug Kanter wrote:
and itches. Know of a cure?

Yes. Drag it across the carpet like your dog does. Join him in the
activity, in fact. Make a game of it: a race or a relay. Let your hair
down and enjoy yourselves, both of you!

I hate dogs, they should all be killed!



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"Tim" wrote in message
ups.com...

Doug Kanter wrote:
and itches. Know of a cure?


This same question was brought up to a comedian radio show host named
"Phillip McCraken" his advice was:

tell your boyfriend to quit using "Ben Gay" and go back to KY jelly.."


We use saliva!



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On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 16:01:38 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
. ..
and itches. Know of a cure?


Ah...."Mr. C" has finally gotten another turn to use the shared computer in
the group home. Hurry, Mr. C. Others are waiting behind you, and the nurses
are watching.


Doug, stop tapping your foot. Excess foot tapping can cause the symptoms
you describe.

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On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 16:01:38 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
. ..
and itches. Know of a cure?


Ah...."Mr. C" has finally gotten another turn to use the shared computer in
the group home. Hurry, Mr. C. Others are waiting behind you, and the nurses
are watching.


I suppose you will deny that your post was cross-posted?

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"John H." wrote in message
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On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 16:01:38 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
...
and itches. Know of a cure?


Ah...."Mr. C" has finally gotten another turn to use the shared computer
in
the group home. Hurry, Mr. C. Others are waiting behind you, and the
nurses
are watching.


I suppose you will deny that your post was cross-posted?

Actually, yes, since the first post in this thread was not mine, so when you
said "your first post", you were inaccurate. But, you knew that. Right?

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Charlie wrote in message
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On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 08:13:55 -0400, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

I hate dogs, they should all be killed!

Joe?


What?



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On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 14:50:14 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

Actually, yes, since the first post in this thread was not mine, so when you
said "your first post", you were inaccurate. But, you knew that. Right?

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"Tom Francis" wrote in message
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On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 14:50:14 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

Actually, yes, since the first post in this thread was not mine, so when
you
said "your first post", you were inaccurate. But, you knew that. Right?


I agree completely. :-)

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On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 14:50:14 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

Actually, yes, since the first post in this thread was not mine, so when you
said "your first post", you were inaccurate. But, you knew that. Right?

The thing of it is that everytime you get in one of these other
newsgroup ****ing contests, it migrates over here - almost every
time.

Based on other conversations, you seem like a bright guy, but over the
past few weeks, I'm begining to reassess that and put you in the same
category I put Cememt Boy.