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"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
.. .
and itches. Know of a cure?


Ah...."Mr. C" has finally gotten another turn to use the shared computer in
the group home. Hurry, Mr. C. Others are waiting behind you, and the nurses
are watching.

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In article ,
"Doug Kanter" wrote:

and itches. Know of a cure?

Bidet.

Bill

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This article is posted under fair use rules in accordance with
Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, and is strictly for the educational
and informative purposes. This material is distributed without profit.

http://www.ocutech.com/ High tech Vison aid

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On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 11:59:53 -0400, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

and itches. Know of a cure?


I think they used to call them M-80s

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Were you in the Mens Romm at the airport lately?
JR

Doug Kanter wrote:

and itches. Know of a cure?





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I was at the glory hole there, why would that cause my ass to itch and burn?

"JR North" wrote in message
.. .
Were you in the Mens Romm at the airport lately?
JR

Doug Kanter wrote:

and itches. Know of a cure?


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Doug Kanter wrote:
and itches. Know of a cure?


This same question was brought up to a comedian radio show host named
"Phillip McCraken" his advice was:

tell your boyfriend to quit using "Ben Gay" and go back to KY jelly.."

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"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
.. .
and itches. Know of a cure?

Lick it.

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In article ,
Phoon Hencman wrote:

On 2007-09-14 11:59:53 -0400, "Doug Kanter"
said:

and itches. Know of a cure?


Yes, a gunshot to the head.

Take ad libitum.

August 27, 2000 Sunday Press Democrate (N.Y. Times) B5

UV light, skin color linked

Variations due to geography

Associated Press

SAN FRANCISCO - Two San Francisco scientists using data from a NASA
satellite say they have discovered why people come in different colors.

Variations in human skin color are the result of adaptations to the
amount of ultraviolet light from the sun falling on different regions of
Earth, according to Nina Jablonski and George Chaplin, scientists with
the California Academy of Science.

People's bodies change their skin color over time to let in just the
right amount of UV light, which is key to having healthy babies.

UV light affects the skin's production of folate, part of the B vitamin
complex, and vitamin D-3, both of which are essential for having healthy
children.

Folate is necessary for the proper development of the nervous system in
fetuses and for sperm production in adult males. Vitamin D-3 helps build
and maintain strong bones and a healthy immune system.

But too much solar UV light can not only cause skin cancer, it can also
damage those chemicals, thereby hurting a person's chances for
reproductive success.

The scientists' finding may also explain why women tend to be
lighter-skinned than men. Lighter skin lets in more solar UV light,
increasing a woman's vitamin D-3 production, which helps the fetus grow
during pregnancy and helps nourish newborns through breast feeding.

UV light from the sun varies from region to region for reasons including
latitude, humidity and cloudiness.
Jablonski and Chaplin's discovery isn't entirely new. For a long time,
scientists have thought there was a correlation between UV light and
skin color, and they knew the light helped produce vitamin D and that it
could cause cancer.

"But this explanation was considered weak by some scientists because
skin cancer has little or no effect on people's ability to reproduce,
which is really the bottom line of every evolutionary spreadsheet,"
Jablonski said.

Jablonski developed the hypothesis that links UV light to reproduction
in 1991. The scientists analyzed published measurements of human skin
color from around the world and data from NASA's Total Ozone Mapping
Spectrometer satellite, which orbited Earth from 1978 to 1993 and
gathered direct UV measurements for the entire globe to find the
correlation between skin color and UV light.

Jablonski and Chaplin found that dark skin acts as a natural sunscreen
to help prevent UV light from breaking down folate, so it is helpful in
areas with a lot of sun. But in less sunny areas, dark skin screens out
too much sunlight, and can inhibit the production of vitamin D-3, so
lighter skin is helpful for reproductive success.

Skin color is based on the level of melanin, an organic molecule with an
undetermined chemical structure. Those with more melanin have darker
skin, and melanin levels are genetic. But the variations in skin color
are adaptations to solar UV light, not biological differences among
people, according to Jablonski and Chaplin.
"We're all the same under the skin," Jablonski said.

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Get up, stand up, stand up for yor rights.
Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight.
- Bob Marley

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"Phoon Hencman" wrote in message
...
On 2007-09-14 11:59:53 -0400, "Doug Kanter"
said:

and itches. Know of a cure?


Yes, a gunshot to the head.


I'm very afraid of guns.



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"Arthur" wrote in message
...

"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
.. .
and itches. Know of a cure?

Lick it.


I would if I could!



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"Pennyaline" wrote in message
...
Doug Kanter wrote:
and itches. Know of a cure?

Yes. Drag it across the carpet like your dog does. Join him in the
activity, in fact. Make a game of it: a race or a relay. Let your hair
down and enjoy yourselves, both of you!

I hate dogs, they should all be killed!



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"Tim" wrote in message
ups.com...

Doug Kanter wrote:
and itches. Know of a cure?


This same question was brought up to a comedian radio show host named
"Phillip McCraken" his advice was:

tell your boyfriend to quit using "Ben Gay" and go back to KY jelly.."


We use saliva!



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On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 16:01:38 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
. ..
and itches. Know of a cure?


Ah...."Mr. C" has finally gotten another turn to use the shared computer in
the group home. Hurry, Mr. C. Others are waiting behind you, and the nurses
are watching.


Doug, stop tapping your foot. Excess foot tapping can cause the symptoms
you describe.

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On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 16:01:38 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
. ..
and itches. Know of a cure?


Ah...."Mr. C" has finally gotten another turn to use the shared computer in
the group home. Hurry, Mr. C. Others are waiting behind you, and the nurses
are watching.


I suppose you will deny that your post was cross-posted?

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"John H." wrote in message
...
On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 16:01:38 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
...
and itches. Know of a cure?


Ah...."Mr. C" has finally gotten another turn to use the shared computer
in
the group home. Hurry, Mr. C. Others are waiting behind you, and the
nurses
are watching.


I suppose you will deny that your post was cross-posted?

Actually, yes, since the first post in this thread was not mine, so when you
said "your first post", you were inaccurate. But, you knew that. Right?

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Charlie wrote in message
...
On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 08:13:55 -0400, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

I hate dogs, they should all be killed!

Joe?


What?



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On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 14:50:14 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

Actually, yes, since the first post in this thread was not mine, so when you
said "your first post", you were inaccurate. But, you knew that. Right?

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"Tom Francis" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 14:50:14 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

Actually, yes, since the first post in this thread was not mine, so when
you
said "your first post", you were inaccurate. But, you knew that. Right?


I agree completely. :-)

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On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 14:50:14 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

Actually, yes, since the first post in this thread was not mine, so when you
said "your first post", you were inaccurate. But, you knew that. Right?

The thing of it is that everytime you get in one of these other
newsgroup ****ing contests, it migrates over here - almost every
time.

Based on other conversations, you seem like a bright guy, but over the
past few weeks, I'm begining to reassess that and put you in the same
category I put Cememt Boy.

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Tom Francis wrote:
On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 14:50:14 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

Actually, yes, since the first post in this thread was not mine, so when you
said "your first post", you were inaccurate. But, you knew that. Right?

The thing of it is that everytime you get in one of these other
newsgroup ****ing contests, it migrates over here - almost every
time.

Based on other conversations, you seem like a bright guy, but over the
past few weeks, I'm begining to reassess that and put you in the same
category I put Cememt Boy.


My filter log sez that Herring dropped about 15 messages in here this
morning. I'd bet at least 12 of them were more of his insulting little
turds.

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"John H." wrote in message
...
On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 14:50:14 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"John H." wrote in message
. ..
On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 16:01:38 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
om...
and itches. Know of a cure?


Ah...."Mr. C" has finally gotten another turn to use the shared computer
in
the group home. Hurry, Mr. C. Others are waiting behind you, and the
nurses
are watching.


I suppose you will deny that your post was cross-posted?

Actually, yes, since the first post in this thread was not mine, so when
you
said "your first post", you were inaccurate. But, you knew that. Right?


Did you read the word 'first' in my post somewhere?

I don't suppose you realize that your continuation of a crosspost just
attracts more crossposters?

That's true. I should look more closely and delete the unrelated newsgroups
from the address line. Sometimes I don't. So sue me.

Or, DON'T LOOK. I've taught you this several times, but you pretend to
forget.

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On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 14:50:14 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"John H." wrote in message
.. .
On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 16:01:38 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
m...
and itches. Know of a cure?


Ah...."Mr. C" has finally gotten another turn to use the shared computer
in
the group home. Hurry, Mr. C. Others are waiting behind you, and the
nurses
are watching.


I suppose you will deny that your post was cross-posted?

Actually, yes, since the first post in this thread was not mine, so when you
said "your first post", you were inaccurate. But, you knew that. Right?


Did you read the word 'first' in my post somewhere?

I don't suppose you realize that your continuation of a crosspost just
attracts more crossposters?

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On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 11:51:33 -0400, HK wrote:

Tom Francis wrote:
On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 14:50:14 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

Actually, yes, since the first post in this thread was not mine, so when you
said "your first post", you were inaccurate. But, you knew that. Right?

The thing of it is that everytime you get in one of these other
newsgroup ****ing contests, it migrates over here - almost every
time.

Based on other conversations, you seem like a bright guy, but over the
past few weeks, I'm begining to reassess that and put you in the same
category I put Cememt Boy.


My filter log sez that Herring dropped about 15 messages in here this
morning. I'd bet at least 12 of them were more of his insulting little
turds.

Harry, you've read them, you know what they say. I just consider it an
honor that you respond to my posts, almost all of them, even if by using
the third person.

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On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 16:38:45 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"John H." wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 14:50:14 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"John H." wrote in message
...
On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 16:01:38 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
. com...
and itches. Know of a cure?


Ah...."Mr. C" has finally gotten another turn to use the shared computer
in
the group home. Hurry, Mr. C. Others are waiting behind you, and the
nurses
are watching.


I suppose you will deny that your post was cross-posted?

Actually, yes, since the first post in this thread was not mine, so when
you
said "your first post", you were inaccurate. But, you knew that. Right?


Did you read the word 'first' in my post somewhere?

I don't suppose you realize that your continuation of a crosspost just
attracts more crossposters?

That's true. I should look more closely and delete the unrelated newsgroups
from the address line. Sometimes I don't. So sue me.

Or, DON'T LOOK. I've taught you this several times, but you pretend to
forget.


You're just chock full of...ideas. But, not crossposting would be the best
one.

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JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
"John H." wrote in message
...
On Fri, 14 Sep 2007 16:01:38 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
.. .
and itches. Know of a cure?

Ah...."Mr. C" has finally gotten another turn to use the shared computer
in
the group home. Hurry, Mr. C. Others are waiting behind you, and the
nurses
are watching.

I suppose you will deny that your post was cross-posted?

Actually, yes, since the first post in this thread was not mine, so when you
said "your first post", you were inaccurate. But, you knew that. Right?



Your name is on it. For all we know, you aren't posting from your spare
bedroom as your alias "Joe". Why else would your name be there?

-dk

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HK wrote:
Tom Francis wrote:
On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 14:50:14 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

Actually, yes, since the first post in this thread was not mine, so
when you said "your first post", you were inaccurate. But, you knew
that. Right?

The thing of it is that everytime you get in one of these other
newsgroup ****ing contests, it migrates over here - almost every
time.

Based on other conversations, you seem like a bright guy, but over the
past few weeks, I'm begining to reassess that and put you in the same
category I put Cememt Boy.


My filter log sez that Herring dropped about 15 messages in here this
morning. I'd bet at least 12 of them were more of his insulting little
turds.

Thanks for that update, Captain. Do you think anyone really believes
that you don't read everything posted here? Your narcissism prevents that.

Try a new angle, Harry and get some help from your wife.

-dk

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On Sep 14, 9:59 am, "Doug Kanter" wrote:
and itches. Know of a cure?

buckwheat

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On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 16:57:27 -0700, wrote:

On Sep 14, 9:59 am, "Doug Kanter" wrote:
and itches. Know of a cure?

buckwheat

Pancakes.

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On Sep 15, 9:00 pm, John H. wrote:
On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:24:47 GMT, Short Wave Sportfishing

wrote:
On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 16:57:27 -0700, wrote:

On Sep 14, 9:59 am, "Doug Kanter" wrote:
and itches. Know of a cure?

buckwheat

Pancakes.

luv 'em. with blueberry syrup. god, what eatin'.

You ought to make blueberry or any pancakes with a mix that requires
water, only... use 7UP , Teem, or something similar. Really good, and
really fluffy.

I've made flap jacks with Rootbeer before. they were suprisingly
delicious.

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On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 18:08:47 -0700, Tim wrote:

I've made flap jacks with Rootbeer before. they were suprisingly
delicious.

Funny you should mention that. My maternal Grandmother used to make
them with root beer. Also saspirilla.

I admit - good stuff.

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On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:24:47 GMT, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:

On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 16:57:27 -0700, wrote:

On Sep 14, 9:59 am, "Doug Kanter" wrote:
and itches. Know of a cure?

buckwheat

Pancakes.

luv 'em. with blueberry syrup. god, what eatin'.

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On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 18:08:47 -0700, Tim wrote:

On Sep 15, 9:00 pm, John H. wrote:
On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:24:47 GMT, Short Wave Sportfishing

wrote:
On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 16:57:27 -0700, wrote:

On Sep 14, 9:59 am, "Doug Kanter" wrote:
and itches. Know of a cure?

buckwheat

Pancakes.

luv 'em. with blueberry syrup. god, what eatin'.

You ought to make blueberry or any pancakes with a mix that requires
water, only... use 7UP , Teem, or something similar. Really good, and
really fluffy.

I've made flap jacks with Rootbeer before. they were suprisingly
delicious.

Well, now you've gone and made me hungry. My latest snack is fresh peaches
cut up in a bowl. Cover that with a large helping of good ice cream. Put in
the microwave for about 40 seconds, long enough to melt some of the ice
cream down around the peaches.

Oh, yeah, use low fat ice cream. That way you don't contribute to global
warming.

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"William Wagner" wrote in message
...
In article , Charlie wrote:

On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 22:30:47 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

Charlie wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 17:26:07 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

Charlie wrote in message
...

Charles Carolan,
13 Yellow Clay Manor,
Commons Road,
Navan,
Meath.
Ireland.

Now Joe, you know puttin' out a man's privates on the Usenet is
brutal.

Never figgered you for such cute hoor.

CHarlie

Igualmente.


Nothin' like a crisp Saturday, walkin' the dog and acting the
maggot.


Is there someone else who can care for the dog from time to time?

Around here? You gotta be kiddin'. The wife doesn't particularly
care
for the great daft bastid and the other folks cna either not walk or
walk not well.

Usually I just let her out to chase the neighbor's cat and **** in his
yard. ;-)

Charlie

Yes. I see you have no fence.


Shame
Dog shame
I know what's wrong
Man's too old and wise
Bring in the dog
Turn on
Down the mountain rescue
Slip and slide when sunny
Small cat better move along
Or this bitch could do harm, baby
Straight as an arrow
I'm walking the dog
Three is a crowd
Two is a dog and me playing
(What's he saying)
Free as a cloud
No one ever really knew you
Make clear your illusion no, no, no, no
Some dreams you dream you alone
You thank Christ you're coming home
Better better give the dog a bone
Go go go go chew chew chew chew
Some dreams you dream alone
Go get a life and ease the pain
Dog's a best friend's dog
Dog's a best friend's dog
Word, speech, blurred, bleached
Tell Mr Godot I'm walking the dog
Walking the dog

Dog`s A Best Friend`s Dog ~ Roland Orzabal/T for F



I don't know, seemed appropriate somehow, and has become the
dreaded....... Ohrwurm.

I'm curious. How long will you pursue a particular thread/subthread?


Charkie

Sort of reminds me of a quote I believe Edward Abbey said. A man is
not free if he can't take a **** on his own land or lawn.


I can pass it almost half of the time when I'm driving. My son fails it
everytime in his drunken stupor.

It's a good thing we don't have insurance to pay for eh? That **** can get
expensive I hear.

What a scam.



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"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
...
Charlie wrote in message
...


Usually I just let her out to chase the neighbor's cat and **** in his
yard. ;-)

Charlie

Yes. I see you have no fence.

I'm curious. How long will you pursue a particular thread/subthread?


Charkie



Probably longer than you're comfortable with.

Sleep well, Mr. Carolan.

My neighbors dog left a loaf on my pillow.



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