On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 09:04:31 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:

BAR wrote:
Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:
BAR wrote:

You know, I've often wondered about those "noises" I hear every once
in a while - you know - high speed data streams?

Do you really think the aluminum hat would help? How about I if I
used a stainless steel mixing bowl?

That is your problem, the stainless steel mixing bowl, you need to be
using an aluminum colander with the curved feet on the bottom.

You both are idiots, they colander holes will allow the data to enter
and leave easily.

Leave, leave? Oh, that's right I forgot about the transmitter attached
to the central nervous system and inserted using the infamous "anal probe."

How are they going to read your mind if it doesn't leave as easy as it
gets in. Why do you think the space craft seem to hover around CT and
the LI Sound?

It's because my base of operations is in CT and LIS you dumbass.

You think I'm kidding? I have 300 acres guarded by a fully sentient
Model XVII Bolo named "Fluffy". And all the air and space craft are
housed in a special underwater hanger located somewhere near Race
Rock. You will never find it because I have 30th Century stealth
technology - the hanger, if you ever found it, looks like a small rock
- about six feet across and eight feet high. Inside, it's over 12,000
acres.

Space/time folding is a wonderful thing. :)