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Hedge Fund Managers March on Washington
Largest Chauffeur-Driven Protest in Capital’s History

Demanding further intervention from the Federal Reserve to protect their
endangered fortunes, thousands of the nation’s leading hedge fund managers
marched on Washington today.

Dubbed “The Million Mercedes March,” the protest was said to be the
largest chauffeur-driven demonstration in the capital’s history.

Well Harold, to counter this why don't you organize the "Gazillion Gasbags
Goose-step?" With your PR expertise and Yale connections, it should be a
piece of cake!