On Mon, 23 Jul 2007 21:46:10 -0700, Chuck Gould
wrote:

Which is exactly why I observed that Shortwaisted Tom is better than
being short, wasted Tom. Had you referred to him as short, wasted Tom
that would have been insulting. File under "humor", Harry.

I've been called worse things in my time.

Mostly begining with...That...and moving on from there. :)