If you are serious, good luck being able to find a lawyer who will not
laugh
you out of his office.
For starters, our legal assistance comes from an attorney that we've
known personally and professionally for over 30 years who has handled
all the legal needs faced by our family, including an adoption snafu,
and has been on retainer since I and Mrs. Wave were incorporated as an
LLC. Laugh at me? I don't think so.
Bring this case in and he/she will.
You have no damages.
Where did I say I was seeking damages? I'm seeking an end to a
practice that is restrictive, false and misleading.