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5, 10, 30, 35?

There will be a prize.

Unanimity and disaster. Well, let's see. It's got to be:

5- The length of Krause's member, in inches.
10 - The length of Krause's boat, in feet.
30 - The number of times Krause has told the truth, in his life.
35 - The length of Krause's lobster boat, in ephemeral feet.


Well, if the first number was centimeters, I'd say that's equal to the
'hard-on' you have for Harry.



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Well, if the first number was centimeters, I'd say that's equal to the
'hard-on' you have for Harry.


You're a quick puppy dog! Here's your biscuit!


By the way, my challenge to the Krauseter (and maybe Donny Boy will want to
get in on this too) remains, to wit: We both deposit equal amounts of the
Krauseter's choosing, up to $50,000 each, with a bonded escrow agent. Upon
proof from the Krauseter to the "reasonable man standard" that (1) he
graduated from Yale, (2) that his wife is a medical doctor and (3) that he
owns a lobster boat then he will walk away with up to $100,000. If he is
unable to prove these three claims within 30 days, then I take the money.
Forget about all the other wild claims he has made here over the years.
Just prove only these three and he's a hundred grand richer. Fair enough
Krauseter?


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William Bruce wrote:
Well, if the first number was centimeters, I'd say that's equal to the
'hard-on' you have for Harry.

You're a quick puppy dog! Here's your biscuit!


By the way, my challenge to the Krauseter (and maybe Donny Boy will want to
get in on this too) remains, to wit: We both deposit equal amounts of the
Krauseter's choosing, up to $50,000 each, with a bonded escrow agent. Upon
proof from the Krauseter to the "reasonable man standard" that (1) he
graduated from Yale, (2) that his wife is a medical doctor and (3) that he
owns a lobster boat then he will walk away with up to $100,000. If he is
unable to prove these three claims within 30 days, then I take the money.
Forget about all the other wild claims he has made here over the years.
Just prove only these three and he's a hundred grand richer. Fair enough
Krauseter?



Donny's dreaming of affording a Toyota Highlander, US$50K is out of the
question for him.

As for Krause --- crickets
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Donny's dreaming of affording a Toyota Highlander, US$50K is out of the
question for him.

As for Krause --- crickets



Stick around Nightmare Boy and I'll show you who's dreaming.


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Donny's dreaming of affording a Toyota Highlander, US$50K is out of the
question for him.

As for Krause --- crickets



Stick around Nightmare Boy and I'll show you who's dreaming.




Diaper Dan is expecting me to respond to him? Ol' Diaper lives so deep
in my bozo bin, the glow from the radium dial on his Timex isn't visible.


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Donny's dreaming of affording a Toyota Highlander, US$50K is out of the
question for him.

As for Krause --- crickets



Stick around Nightmare Boy and I'll show you who's dreaming.



Diaper Dan is expecting me to respond to him? Ol' Diaper lives so deep in
my bozo bin, the glow from the radium dial on his Timex isn't visible.



I think he's very comfortable in the dark shadows...especially if any small
children are around to scare.


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Don White wrote:
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Donny's dreaming of affording a Toyota Highlander, US$50K is out of the
question for him.

As for Krause --- crickets

Stick around Nightmare Boy and I'll show you who's dreaming.


Diaper Dan is expecting me to respond to him? Ol' Diaper lives so deep in
my bozo bin, the glow from the radium dial on his Timex isn't visible.



I think he's very comfortable in the dark shadows...especially if any small
children are around to scare.



Maybe in his next life, he'll have one. :}
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On Jun 7, 6:18 am, HK wrote:
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Donny's dreaming of affording a Toyota Highlander, US$50K is out of the
question for him.


As for Krause --- crickets


Stick around Nightmare Boy and I'll show you who's dreaming.


Diaper Dan is expecting me to respond to him? Ol' Diaper lives so deep
in my bozo bin, the glow from the radium dial on his Timex isn't visible.


Watch out! If you call Dan anything, he'll threaten legal action
against you!!!

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On Jun 7, 6:18 am, HK wrote:
Don White wrote:
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Donny's dreaming of affording a Toyota Highlander, US$50K is out of the
question for him.
As for Krause --- crickets
Stick around Nightmare Boy and I'll show you who's dreaming.

Diaper Dan is expecting me to respond to him? Ol' Diaper lives so deep
in my bozo bin, the glow from the radium dial on his Timex isn't visible.


Watch out! If you call Dan anything, he'll threaten legal action
against you!!!


Where did I write that, Walter?
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Don White wrote:
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Donny's dreaming of affording a Toyota Highlander, US$50K is out of the
question for him.

As for Krause --- crickets



Stick around Nightmare Boy and I'll show you who's dreaming.



Wow, emptying the piggy bank, Donnie?


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