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basskisser June 7th 07 03:59 PM

What do the following have...
 
On Jun 7, 10:47 am, wrote:
On Jun 7, 10:07 am, HK wrote:





Don White wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
...
Don White wrote:
"Dan" wrote in message
rthlink.net...
Donny's dreaming of affording a Toyota Highlander, US$50K is out of the
question for him.


As for Krause --- crickets


Stick around Nightmare Boy and I'll show you who's dreaming.


Diaper Dan is expecting me to respond to him? Ol' Diaper lives so deep in
my bozo bin, the glow from the radium dial on his Timex isn't visible.


I think he's very comfortable in the dark shadows...especially if any small
children are around to scare.


Maybe in his next life, he'll have one. :}- Hide quoted text -


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Man, you guys are unbeleivable, on and on about nothing but the length
of your pee pee's! What about the frekin' numbers SW put up? I keep
coming back to see if it has been answered, and all I get is this?
Grumble. gotta go clean vessels. father in law coming today to make
beer and kielbasa, ummmmm good eats!- Hide quoted text -

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I brew too. As a matter of fact, I just built a new mash/lauter tun.


basskisser June 7th 07 04:01 PM

What do the following have...
 
On Jun 7, 6:18 am, HK wrote:
Don White wrote:
"Dan" wrote in message
hlink.net...
Donny's dreaming of affording a Toyota Highlander, US$50K is out of the
question for him.


As for Krause --- crickets


Stick around Nightmare Boy and I'll show you who's dreaming.


Diaper Dan is expecting me to respond to him? Ol' Diaper lives so deep
in my bozo bin, the glow from the radium dial on his Timex isn't visible.


Watch out! If you call Dan anything, he'll threaten legal action
against you!!!


Short Wave Sportfishing June 7th 07 11:06 PM

What do the following have...
 
On Thu, 07 Jun 2007 07:47:13 -0700,
wrote:

What about the frekin' numbers SW put up?


Heh - I was just letting it go on for a while just to see what
happened.

So I'll just put up the Honorable Mentions:

THE MOST IMAGINATIVE AND POSSIBLY TRUE RESPONSE:

Chuck Gould with his mathematical interpretation which, I must say as
a mathematician, was brilliant.

Unfortunately, not the answer.

THE MOST MUNDANE OBVIOUS RESPONSE:

Reggie Smithers III. Yes they are all divisible by five.

Come on Reggie - I mean really.

CLOSEST TO THE ANSWER THAT WASN'T CORRECT:

Eisboch's answer came closest while not quite getting there. It does
have something to do with ethanol, but not the price.

WTF AWARD FOR INTELLECTUAL HONESTY:

justwaitafreakinminute for admitting that he couldn't pronounce
unanimity.

WTF AWARD FOR INTELLECTUAL PUZZLEMENT:

Joe Sparebedroom for his brilliant and insightful response of "Hmmm -
That's it - Hmmmm" which basically says that I'm not at all sure of
the answer so I must appear to be intellectually puzzled without
admitting that I'm logically flawed.

NOT EVEN CLOSE BUT RELATED TO BOATING:

Longshot for his answer of price of gas the closer you get to the
marina.

THE SKIPPER/BAYLINER AWARD FOR STATING THE OBVIOUS:

Tim. Yes, they were indeed numbers and had commas and a question
mark.

THE MOST COGENT AND TERSE RESPONSE AWARD:

Jim.

THIS DAY IN HISTORY AWARD:

JimH. Sorry Jim - valiant try, but nobody important died 5/10/30 at
age 35.

MOST HUMOROUS, BUT TRUE, QUESTIONING SANITY AWARD:

Harry Krause. Yes Harry, there is more than on person in this world
who doubts my sanity - starting with Mrs. Wave.

NONSEQUITOR PERSONAL COMMENTARY AWARD:

The usual suspects. Way to go guys.

And the answer to the original question is:

Wait for it.

Wait for it.

The consensus estimate of when Global Warming will devastate the
ecosystem.

Thank you for your participation.

That is all.







Jim June 7th 07 11:20 PM

What do the following have...
 
I'm OK with terse but what's with cogent. :-)

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 07 Jun 2007 07:47:13 -0700,
wrote:

What about the frekin' numbers SW put up?


Heh - I was just letting it go on for a while just to see what
happened.

So I'll just put up the Honorable Mentions:

THE MOST IMAGINATIVE AND POSSIBLY TRUE RESPONSE:

Chuck Gould with his mathematical interpretation which, I must say as
a mathematician, was brilliant.

Unfortunately, not the answer.

THE MOST MUNDANE OBVIOUS RESPONSE:

Reggie Smithers III. Yes they are all divisible by five.

Come on Reggie - I mean really.

CLOSEST TO THE ANSWER THAT WASN'T CORRECT:

Eisboch's answer came closest while not quite getting there. It does
have something to do with ethanol, but not the price.

WTF AWARD FOR INTELLECTUAL HONESTY:

justwaitafreakinminute for admitting that he couldn't pronounce
unanimity.

WTF AWARD FOR INTELLECTUAL PUZZLEMENT:

Joe Sparebedroom for his brilliant and insightful response of "Hmmm -
That's it - Hmmmm" which basically says that I'm not at all sure of
the answer so I must appear to be intellectually puzzled without
admitting that I'm logically flawed.

NOT EVEN CLOSE BUT RELATED TO BOATING:

Longshot for his answer of price of gas the closer you get to the
marina.

THE SKIPPER/BAYLINER AWARD FOR STATING THE OBVIOUS:

Tim. Yes, they were indeed numbers and had commas and a question
mark.

THE MOST COGENT AND TERSE RESPONSE AWARD:

Jim.

THIS DAY IN HISTORY AWARD:

JimH. Sorry Jim - valiant try, but nobody important died 5/10/30 at
age 35.

MOST HUMOROUS, BUT TRUE, QUESTIONING SANITY AWARD:

Harry Krause. Yes Harry, there is more than on person in this world
who doubts my sanity - starting with Mrs. Wave.

NONSEQUITOR PERSONAL COMMENTARY AWARD:

The usual suspects. Way to go guys.

And the answer to the original question is:

Wait for it.

Wait for it.

The consensus estimate of when Global Warming will devastate the
ecosystem.

Thank you for your participation.

That is all.









Reginald P. Smithers III June 7th 07 11:23 PM

What do the following have...
 
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Thu, 07 Jun 2007 07:47:13 -0700,
wrote:

What about the frekin' numbers SW put up?


Heh - I was just letting it go on for a while just to see what
happened.

So I'll just put up the Honorable Mentions:

THE MOST IMAGINATIVE AND POSSIBLY TRUE RESPONSE:

Chuck Gould with his mathematical interpretation which, I must say as
a mathematician, was brilliant.

Unfortunately, not the answer.

THE MOST MUNDANE OBVIOUS RESPONSE:

Reggie Smithers III. Yes they are all divisible by five.

Come on Reggie - I mean really.

CLOSEST TO THE ANSWER THAT WASN'T CORRECT:

Eisboch's answer came closest while not quite getting there. It does
have something to do with ethanol, but not the price.

WTF AWARD FOR INTELLECTUAL HONESTY:

justwaitafreakinminute for admitting that he couldn't pronounce
unanimity.

WTF AWARD FOR INTELLECTUAL PUZZLEMENT:

Joe Sparebedroom for his brilliant and insightful response of "Hmmm -
That's it - Hmmmm" which basically says that I'm not at all sure of
the answer so I must appear to be intellectually puzzled without
admitting that I'm logically flawed.

NOT EVEN CLOSE BUT RELATED TO BOATING:

Longshot for his answer of price of gas the closer you get to the
marina.

THE SKIPPER/BAYLINER AWARD FOR STATING THE OBVIOUS:

Tim. Yes, they were indeed numbers and had commas and a question
mark.

THE MOST COGENT AND TERSE RESPONSE AWARD:

Jim.

THIS DAY IN HISTORY AWARD:

JimH. Sorry Jim - valiant try, but nobody important died 5/10/30 at
age 35.

MOST HUMOROUS, BUT TRUE, QUESTIONING SANITY AWARD:

Harry Krause. Yes Harry, there is more than on person in this world
who doubts my sanity - starting with Mrs. Wave.

NONSEQUITOR PERSONAL COMMENTARY AWARD:

The usual suspects. Way to go guys.

And the answer to the original question is:

Wait for it.

Wait for it.

The consensus estimate of when Global Warming will devastate the
ecosystem.

Thank you for your participation.

That is all.






Ok,
are the numbers still divisible by 5 or not? If so, I win. I want the
prize no matter what it is. .... Give it to me. ;)


JimH June 7th 07 11:36 PM

What do the following have...
 

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 07 Jun 2007 07:47:13 -0700,
wrote:

What about the frekin' numbers SW put up?


Heh - I was just letting it go on for a while just to see what
happened.

So I'll just put up the Honorable Mentions:

THE MOST IMAGINATIVE AND POSSIBLY TRUE RESPONSE:

Chuck Gould with his mathematical interpretation which, I must say as
a mathematician, was brilliant.

Unfortunately, not the answer.

THE MOST MUNDANE OBVIOUS RESPONSE:

Reggie Smithers III. Yes they are all divisible by five.

Come on Reggie - I mean really.

CLOSEST TO THE ANSWER THAT WASN'T CORRECT:

Eisboch's answer came closest while not quite getting there. It does
have something to do with ethanol, but not the price.

WTF AWARD FOR INTELLECTUAL HONESTY:

justwaitafreakinminute for admitting that he couldn't pronounce
unanimity.

WTF AWARD FOR INTELLECTUAL PUZZLEMENT:

Joe Sparebedroom for his brilliant and insightful response of "Hmmm -
That's it - Hmmmm" which basically says that I'm not at all sure of
the answer so I must appear to be intellectually puzzled without
admitting that I'm logically flawed.

NOT EVEN CLOSE BUT RELATED TO BOATING:

Longshot for his answer of price of gas the closer you get to the
marina.

THE SKIPPER/BAYLINER AWARD FOR STATING THE OBVIOUS:

Tim. Yes, they were indeed numbers and had commas and a question
mark.

THE MOST COGENT AND TERSE RESPONSE AWARD:

Jim.

THIS DAY IN HISTORY AWARD:

JimH. Sorry Jim - valiant try, but nobody important died 5/10/30 at
age 35.

MOST HUMOROUS, BUT TRUE, QUESTIONING SANITY AWARD:

Harry Krause. Yes Harry, there is more than on person in this world
who doubts my sanity - starting with Mrs. Wave.

NONSEQUITOR PERSONAL COMMENTARY AWARD:

The usual suspects. Way to go guys.

And the answer to the original question is:

Wait for it.

Wait for it.

The consensus estimate of when Global Warming will devastate the
ecosystem.

Thank you for your participation.

That is all.



ROTF. Good one!



Short Wave Sportfishing June 7th 07 11:58 PM

What do the following have...
 
On Thu, 07 Jun 2007 22:20:40 GMT, "Jim" wrote:

I'm OK with terse but what's with cogent. :-)


Appealing to the intellect or powers of reasoning.

In other words, if you can't say anything, then don't. :)

Dan June 8th 07 12:02 AM

What do the following have...
 
Don White wrote:
"Dan" wrote in message
link.net...
Care to elaborate on your "bet", boy? *You are two of a kind*.


mmmmm. "You are two of a kind".... Bassy may appear to be the equal of 2
Diaper Dans...but I'm sure he is a unique individual.



You post like a teenager. A dumb teenager.

Dan June 8th 07 12:03 AM

What do the following have...
 
Don White wrote:
"Dan" wrote in message
link.net...
Donny's dreaming of affording a Toyota Highlander, US$50K is out of the
question for him.

As for Krause --- crickets



Stick around Nightmare Boy and I'll show you who's dreaming.



Wow, emptying the piggy bank, Donnie?

Dan June 8th 07 12:06 AM

What do the following have...
 
basskisser wrote:
On Jun 6, 7:48 pm, Dan wrote:
basskisser wrote:
On Jun 5, 10:30 pm, "Don White" wrote:
"Dan" wrote in message
link.net...
William Bruce wrote:
Harry Krause wrote:
Nothing about Bruce adds up to more than a pimple. Why he continues to
be obsessed by me is a mystery, since I have the ass deep in my bozo
bin.
Just your worst nightmare, Krauseter. A one man truth squad. By the
way, been to any Yale alumni meetings lately?
He will pretend to ignore you until his bitch Donny replies to defend his
master.
You spend any time in the 'big house', Dirty Dan??
Sounds like he has, and if his demeanor here is any indication, I'd
bet he was a receiver!

Care to elaborate on your "bet", boy? You are two of a kind.- Hide quoted text -

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Elaborate? It's a pretty simple premise, even for you.......
I'll give you a little more time, maybe, just maybe you'll get it. I'm
"two of a kind"? Wrong as usual, I'm one person.


One person with a reading comprehension problem. Been sampling your
harvest again, Walter?


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