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[email protected] June 4th 07 08:27 PM

What do the following have...
 
On Jun 4, 7:44 am, Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Mon, 4 Jun 2007 07:29:16 -0400, "RCE" wrote:

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
.. .
in common?


5, 10, 30, 35?


There will be a prize.


Price of a gallon of gas over the course of this summer.


I can see it's time for a hint.

Think unanimity.


I can't even say unanimity !! yikes!


William Bruce June 4th 07 10:48 PM

What do the following have...
 

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
in common?

5, 10, 30, 35?

There will be a prize.


Unanimity and disaster. Well, let's see. It's got to be:

5- The length of Krause's member, in inches.
10 - The length of Krause's boat, in feet.
30 - The number of times Krause has told the truth, in his life.
35 - The length of Krause's lobster boat, in ephemeral feet.



Don White June 4th 07 11:13 PM

What do the following have...
 

"William Bruce" wrote in message
. ..

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
in common?

5, 10, 30, 35?

There will be a prize.


Unanimity and disaster. Well, let's see. It's got to be:

5- The length of Krause's member, in inches.
10 - The length of Krause's boat, in feet.
30 - The number of times Krause has told the truth, in his life.
35 - The length of Krause's lobster boat, in ephemeral feet.


Well, if the first number was centimeters, I'd say that's equal to the
'hard-on' you have for Harry.



HK June 5th 07 12:00 AM

What do the following have...
 
Don White wrote:
"William Bruce" wrote in message
. ..
"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
in common?

5, 10, 30, 35?

There will be a prize.

Unanimity and disaster. Well, let's see. It's got to be:

5- The length of Krause's member, in inches.
10 - The length of Krause's boat, in feet.
30 - The number of times Krause has told the truth, in his life.
35 - The length of Krause's lobster boat, in ephemeral feet.


Well, if the first number was centimeters, I'd say that's equal to the
'hard-on' you have for Harry.




Nothing about Bruce adds up to more than a pimple. Why he continues to
be obsessed by me is a mystery, since I have the ass deep in my bozo bin.

William Bruce June 5th 07 01:16 AM

What do the following have...
 
Harry Krause wrote:
Nothing about Bruce adds up to more than a pimple. Why he continues to be
obsessed by me is a mystery, since I have the ass deep in my bozo bin.


Just your worst nightmare, Krauseter. A one man truth squad. By the way,
been to any Yale alumni meetings lately?



Charlie June 5th 07 01:00 PM

What do the following have...
 
William Bruce wrote:
"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...

in common?

5, 10, 30, 35?

There will be a prize.



Unanimity and disaster. Well, let's see. It's got to be:

5- The length of Krause's member, in inches.
10 - The length of Krause's boat, in feet.
30 - The number of times Krause has told the truth, in his life.
35 - The length of Krause's lobster boat, in ephemeral feet.


Ha ha ha.

-- Charlie

Dan June 6th 07 01:22 AM

What do the following have...
 
Don White wrote:
"William Bruce" wrote in message
. ..
"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
in common?

5, 10, 30, 35?

There will be a prize.

Unanimity and disaster. Well, let's see. It's got to be:

5- The length of Krause's member, in inches.
10 - The length of Krause's boat, in feet.
30 - The number of times Krause has told the truth, in his life.
35 - The length of Krause's lobster boat, in ephemeral feet.


Well, if the first number was centimeters, I'd say that's equal to the
'hard-on' you have for Harry.



You're a quick puppy dog! Here's your biscuit!

Dan June 6th 07 01:24 AM

What do the following have...
 
William Bruce wrote:
Harry Krause wrote:
Nothing about Bruce adds up to more than a pimple. Why he continues to be
obsessed by me is a mystery, since I have the ass deep in my bozo bin.


Just your worst nightmare, Krauseter. A one man truth squad. By the way,
been to any Yale alumni meetings lately?



He will pretend to ignore you until his bitch Donny replies to defend
his master.

William Bruce June 6th 07 02:58 AM

What do the following have...
 

Well, if the first number was centimeters, I'd say that's equal to the
'hard-on' you have for Harry.


You're a quick puppy dog! Here's your biscuit!


By the way, my challenge to the Krauseter (and maybe Donny Boy will want to
get in on this too) remains, to wit: We both deposit equal amounts of the
Krauseter's choosing, up to $50,000 each, with a bonded escrow agent. Upon
proof from the Krauseter to the "reasonable man standard" that (1) he
graduated from Yale, (2) that his wife is a medical doctor and (3) that he
owns a lobster boat then he will walk away with up to $100,000. If he is
unable to prove these three claims within 30 days, then I take the money.
Forget about all the other wild claims he has made here over the years.
Just prove only these three and he's a hundred grand richer. Fair enough
Krauseter?



Don White June 6th 07 03:30 AM

What do the following have...
 

"Dan" wrote in message
link.net...
William Bruce wrote:
Harry Krause wrote:
Nothing about Bruce adds up to more than a pimple. Why he continues to
be obsessed by me is a mystery, since I have the ass deep in my bozo
bin.


Just your worst nightmare, Krauseter. A one man truth squad. By the
way, been to any Yale alumni meetings lately?


He will pretend to ignore you until his bitch Donny replies to defend his
master.


You spend any time in the 'big house', Dirty Dan??




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