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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message ... in common? 5, 10, 30, 35? There will be a prize. Your head, chest, waist and posterior measurements, not necessarily in that order. 8) |
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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message ... in common? 5, 10, 30, 35? There will be a prize. Unanimity and disaster. Well, let's see. It's got to be: 5- The length of Krause's member, in inches. 10 - The length of Krause's boat, in feet. 30 - The number of times Krause has told the truth, in his life. 35 - The length of Krause's lobster boat, in ephemeral feet. |
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#3
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"William Bruce" wrote in message . .. "Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message ... in common? 5, 10, 30, 35? There will be a prize. Unanimity and disaster. Well, let's see. It's got to be: 5- The length of Krause's member, in inches. 10 - The length of Krause's boat, in feet. 30 - The number of times Krause has told the truth, in his life. 35 - The length of Krause's lobster boat, in ephemeral feet. Well, if the first number was centimeters, I'd say that's equal to the 'hard-on' you have for Harry. |
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#4
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Don White wrote:
"William Bruce" wrote in message . .. "Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message ... in common? 5, 10, 30, 35? There will be a prize. Unanimity and disaster. Well, let's see. It's got to be: 5- The length of Krause's member, in inches. 10 - The length of Krause's boat, in feet. 30 - The number of times Krause has told the truth, in his life. 35 - The length of Krause's lobster boat, in ephemeral feet. Well, if the first number was centimeters, I'd say that's equal to the 'hard-on' you have for Harry. Nothing about Bruce adds up to more than a pimple. Why he continues to be obsessed by me is a mystery, since I have the ass deep in my bozo bin. |
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#5
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Harry Krause wrote:
Nothing about Bruce adds up to more than a pimple. Why he continues to be obsessed by me is a mystery, since I have the ass deep in my bozo bin. Just your worst nightmare, Krauseter. A one man truth squad. By the way, been to any Yale alumni meetings lately? |
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#6
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William Bruce wrote:
Harry Krause wrote: Nothing about Bruce adds up to more than a pimple. Why he continues to be obsessed by me is a mystery, since I have the ass deep in my bozo bin. Just your worst nightmare, Krauseter. A one man truth squad. By the way, been to any Yale alumni meetings lately? He will pretend to ignore you until his bitch Donny replies to defend his master. |
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#7
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Don White wrote:
"William Bruce" wrote in message . .. "Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message ... in common? 5, 10, 30, 35? There will be a prize. Unanimity and disaster. Well, let's see. It's got to be: 5- The length of Krause's member, in inches. 10 - The length of Krause's boat, in feet. 30 - The number of times Krause has told the truth, in his life. 35 - The length of Krause's lobster boat, in ephemeral feet. Well, if the first number was centimeters, I'd say that's equal to the 'hard-on' you have for Harry. You're a quick puppy dog! Here's your biscuit! |
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Well, if the first number was centimeters, I'd say that's equal to the 'hard-on' you have for Harry. You're a quick puppy dog! Here's your biscuit! By the way, my challenge to the Krauseter (and maybe Donny Boy will want to get in on this too) remains, to wit: We both deposit equal amounts of the Krauseter's choosing, up to $50,000 each, with a bonded escrow agent. Upon proof from the Krauseter to the "reasonable man standard" that (1) he graduated from Yale, (2) that his wife is a medical doctor and (3) that he owns a lobster boat then he will walk away with up to $100,000. If he is unable to prove these three claims within 30 days, then I take the money. Forget about all the other wild claims he has made here over the years. Just prove only these three and he's a hundred grand richer. Fair enough Krauseter? |
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#9
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William Bruce wrote:
Well, if the first number was centimeters, I'd say that's equal to the 'hard-on' you have for Harry. You're a quick puppy dog! Here's your biscuit! By the way, my challenge to the Krauseter (and maybe Donny Boy will want to get in on this too) remains, to wit: We both deposit equal amounts of the Krauseter's choosing, up to $50,000 each, with a bonded escrow agent. Upon proof from the Krauseter to the "reasonable man standard" that (1) he graduated from Yale, (2) that his wife is a medical doctor and (3) that he owns a lobster boat then he will walk away with up to $100,000. If he is unable to prove these three claims within 30 days, then I take the money. Forget about all the other wild claims he has made here over the years. Just prove only these three and he's a hundred grand richer. Fair enough Krauseter? Donny's dreaming of affording a Toyota Highlander, US$50K is out of the question for him. As for Krause --- crickets |
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#10
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William Bruce wrote:
"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message ... in common? 5, 10, 30, 35? There will be a prize. Unanimity and disaster. Well, let's see. It's got to be: 5- The length of Krause's member, in inches. 10 - The length of Krause's boat, in feet. 30 - The number of times Krause has told the truth, in his life. 35 - The length of Krause's lobster boat, in ephemeral feet. Ha ha ha. -- Charlie |
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