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5, 10, 30, 35?

There will be a prize.


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in common?

5, 10, 30, 35?

There will be a prize.


Unanimity and disaster. Well, let's see. It's got to be:

5- The length of Krause's member, in inches.
10 - The length of Krause's boat, in feet.
30 - The number of times Krause has told the truth, in his life.
35 - The length of Krause's lobster boat, in ephemeral feet.


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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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in common?

5, 10, 30, 35?

There will be a prize.


Unanimity and disaster. Well, let's see. It's got to be:

5- The length of Krause's member, in inches.
10 - The length of Krause's boat, in feet.
30 - The number of times Krause has told the truth, in his life.
35 - The length of Krause's lobster boat, in ephemeral feet.


Well, if the first number was centimeters, I'd say that's equal to the
'hard-on' you have for Harry.


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Don White wrote:
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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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in common?

5, 10, 30, 35?

There will be a prize.

Unanimity and disaster. Well, let's see. It's got to be:

5- The length of Krause's member, in inches.
10 - The length of Krause's boat, in feet.
30 - The number of times Krause has told the truth, in his life.
35 - The length of Krause's lobster boat, in ephemeral feet.


Well, if the first number was centimeters, I'd say that's equal to the
'hard-on' you have for Harry.




Nothing about Bruce adds up to more than a pimple. Why he continues to
be obsessed by me is a mystery, since I have the ass deep in my bozo bin.
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Harry Krause wrote:
Nothing about Bruce adds up to more than a pimple. Why he continues to be
obsessed by me is a mystery, since I have the ass deep in my bozo bin.


Just your worst nightmare, Krauseter. A one man truth squad. By the way,
been to any Yale alumni meetings lately?




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Harry Krause wrote:
Nothing about Bruce adds up to more than a pimple. Why he continues to be
obsessed by me is a mystery, since I have the ass deep in my bozo bin.


Just your worst nightmare, Krauseter. A one man truth squad. By the way,
been to any Yale alumni meetings lately?



He will pretend to ignore you until his bitch Donny replies to defend
his master.
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Don White wrote:
"William Bruce" wrote in message
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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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in common?

5, 10, 30, 35?

There will be a prize.

Unanimity and disaster. Well, let's see. It's got to be:

5- The length of Krause's member, in inches.
10 - The length of Krause's boat, in feet.
30 - The number of times Krause has told the truth, in his life.
35 - The length of Krause's lobster boat, in ephemeral feet.


Well, if the first number was centimeters, I'd say that's equal to the
'hard-on' you have for Harry.



You're a quick puppy dog! Here's your biscuit!
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Well, if the first number was centimeters, I'd say that's equal to the
'hard-on' you have for Harry.


You're a quick puppy dog! Here's your biscuit!


By the way, my challenge to the Krauseter (and maybe Donny Boy will want to
get in on this too) remains, to wit: We both deposit equal amounts of the
Krauseter's choosing, up to $50,000 each, with a bonded escrow agent. Upon
proof from the Krauseter to the "reasonable man standard" that (1) he
graduated from Yale, (2) that his wife is a medical doctor and (3) that he
owns a lobster boat then he will walk away with up to $100,000. If he is
unable to prove these three claims within 30 days, then I take the money.
Forget about all the other wild claims he has made here over the years.
Just prove only these three and he's a hundred grand richer. Fair enough
Krauseter?


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William Bruce wrote:
Well, if the first number was centimeters, I'd say that's equal to the
'hard-on' you have for Harry.

You're a quick puppy dog! Here's your biscuit!


By the way, my challenge to the Krauseter (and maybe Donny Boy will want to
get in on this too) remains, to wit: We both deposit equal amounts of the
Krauseter's choosing, up to $50,000 each, with a bonded escrow agent. Upon
proof from the Krauseter to the "reasonable man standard" that (1) he
graduated from Yale, (2) that his wife is a medical doctor and (3) that he
owns a lobster boat then he will walk away with up to $100,000. If he is
unable to prove these three claims within 30 days, then I take the money.
Forget about all the other wild claims he has made here over the years.
Just prove only these three and he's a hundred grand richer. Fair enough
Krauseter?



Donny's dreaming of affording a Toyota Highlander, US$50K is out of the
question for him.

As for Krause --- crickets
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William Bruce wrote:
"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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in common?

5, 10, 30, 35?

There will be a prize.



Unanimity and disaster. Well, let's see. It's got to be:

5- The length of Krause's member, in inches.
10 - The length of Krause's boat, in feet.
30 - The number of times Krause has told the truth, in his life.
35 - The length of Krause's lobster boat, in ephemeral feet.


Ha ha ha.

-- Charlie


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