A pirate staggers into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey, pirate, do you know you have a ship's wheel in
your pants?"

Pirate responds, "Arrrgh, she drives me nuts."

"HK" wrote in message
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A pirate staggers into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey, pirate, do you know you have a ship's wheel in
your pants?"

Pirate responds, "Arrrgh, she drives me nuts."


A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you
in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that
before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit
my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you,
you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy
ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed
me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in
here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were
flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye
just from some bird ****!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

JimH wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
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A pirate staggers into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey, pirate, do you know you have a ship's wheel in
your pants?"

Pirate responds, "Arrrgh, she drives me nuts."


A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you
in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that
before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit
my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you,
you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy
ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed
me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in
here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were
flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye
just from some bird ****!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."




Arrrrgh!

"HK" wrote in message
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JimH wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
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A pirate staggers into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey, pirate, do you know you have a ship's wheel in
your pants?"

Pirate responds, "Arrrgh, she drives me nuts."


A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen
you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that
before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball
hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw
you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the
enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the
surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were
in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were
flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an
eye just from some bird ****!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."


Arrrrgh!

Yo-ho-ho!

On May 25, 4:46 pm, "JimH" wrote:
"HK" wrote in message

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JimH wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
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A pirate staggers into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey, pirate, do you know you have a ship's wheel in
your pants?"

Pirate responds, "Arrrgh, she drives me nuts."

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen
you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that
before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball
hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw
you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the
enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the
surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were
in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were
flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an
eye just from some bird ****!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

Arrrrgh!

Yo-ho-ho!

Aye, am having me an Arghasm

LOL! I just told my 7 year old that one and he got it!

--Mike

"JimH" wrote in message
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"HK" wrote in message
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A pirate staggers into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey, pirate, do you know you have a ship's wheel in
your pants?"

Pirate responds, "Arrrgh, she drives me nuts."


A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you
in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that
before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit
my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw
you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the
enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon
fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were
in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were
flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye
just from some bird ****!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

On Fri, 25 May 2007 16:08:02 -0400, HK wrote:

A pirate staggers into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey, pirate, do you know you have a ship's wheel in
your pants?"

Pirate responds, "Arrrgh, she drives me nuts."

Er....um....

Ok...

On Fri, 25 May 2007 16:28:16 -0400, "JimH"
wrote:

"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

I never get tired of that joke - it's a freakin' classic.

On 25 May 2007 17:40:24 -0700, Frogwatch
wrote:

Aye, am having me an Arghasm

Ok - I'll admit it.

That was funny...

Q: You know what killed Capt. Hook?

A: He wiped with the wrong hand.....