Pirate Joke for SW Tom (and others)
 

A pirate staggers into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey, pirate, do you know you have a ship's wheel in
your pants?"

Pirate responds, "Arrrgh, she drives me nuts."

Pirate Joke for SW Tom (and others)
 

"HK" wrote in message
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A pirate staggers into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey, pirate, do you know you have a ship's wheel in
your pants?"

Pirate responds, "Arrrgh, she drives me nuts."


A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you
in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that
before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit
my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you,
you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy
ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed
me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in
here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were
flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye
just from some bird ****!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

Pirate Joke for SW Tom (and others)
 

JimH wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
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A pirate staggers into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey, pirate, do you know you have a ship's wheel in
your pants?"

Pirate responds, "Arrrgh, she drives me nuts."


A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you
in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that
before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit
my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you,
you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy
ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed
me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in
here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were
flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye
just from some bird ****!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."




Arrrrgh!

Pirate Joke for SW Tom (and others)
 

"HK" wrote in message
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JimH wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
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A pirate staggers into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey, pirate, do you know you have a ship's wheel in
your pants?"

Pirate responds, "Arrrgh, she drives me nuts."


A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen
you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that
before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball
hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw
you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the
enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the
surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were
in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were
flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an
eye just from some bird ****!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."


Arrrrgh!

Yo-ho-ho!

Pirate Joke for SW Tom (and others)
 

On May 25, 4:46 pm, "JimH" wrote:
"HK" wrote in message

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JimH wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
m...
A pirate staggers into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey, pirate, do you know you have a ship's wheel in
your pants?"

Pirate responds, "Arrrgh, she drives me nuts."

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen
you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that
before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball
hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw
you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the
enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the
surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were
in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were
flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an
eye just from some bird ****!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

Arrrrgh!

Yo-ho-ho!

Aye, am having me an Arghasm

Pirate Joke for SW Tom (and others)
 

LOL! I just told my 7 year old that one and he got it!

--Mike

"JimH" wrote in message
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"HK" wrote in message
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A pirate staggers into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey, pirate, do you know you have a ship's wheel in
your pants?"

Pirate responds, "Arrrgh, she drives me nuts."


A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you
in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that
before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit
my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw
you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the
enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon
fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were
in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were
flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye
just from some bird ****!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

Pirate Joke for SW Tom (and others)
 

On Fri, 25 May 2007 16:08:02 -0400, HK wrote:

A pirate staggers into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey, pirate, do you know you have a ship's wheel in
your pants?"

Pirate responds, "Arrrgh, she drives me nuts."

Er....um....

Ok...

Pirate Joke for SW Tom (and others)
 

On Fri, 25 May 2007 16:28:16 -0400, "JimH"
wrote:

"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

I never get tired of that joke - it's a freakin' classic.

Pirate Joke for SW Tom (and others)
 

On 25 May 2007 17:40:24 -0700, Frogwatch
wrote:

Aye, am having me an Arghasm

Ok - I'll admit it.

That was funny...

Pirate Joke for SW Tom (and others)
 

Q: You know what killed Capt. Hook?

A: He wiped with the wrong hand.....

Pirate Joke for SW Tom (and others)
 

A very well dressed and hansomePirate, (looking like he walked right
of the label of a Capt. Morgan rum bottle lable) walked into a bar
with a beautiful Parrot on his shoulder. the bird was in full feather,
and regalia.

Some drunk looked up and saw the two and said ":Hey! Where'd you get
that?"

the parrot replied. "Madegascar ... 1768, Ain't he a beautie?

Pirate Joke for SW Tom (and others)
 

On May 25, 7:40 pm, Frogwatch wrote:
On May 25, 4:46 pm, "JimH" wrote:





"HK" wrote in message

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JimH wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
m...
A pirate staggers into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey, pirate, do you know you have a ship's wheel in
your pants?"

Pirate responds, "Arrrgh, she drives me nuts."

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen
you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that
before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball
hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw
you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the
enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the
surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were
in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were
flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an
eye just from some bird ****!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

Arrrrgh!

Yo-ho-ho!

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