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Harry Krause April 30th 07 07:30 PM

The 300 - Worst Boating Movie of the Year
 

Yes, there are boating scenes in this move. A storm, even.

Nonetheless, The 300 is one of the worst movies I have seen so far this
year.

Interesting computer graphics, and some first-rate "monsters," but the
plot, the rationale, the dialogue, oh my goodness, they were awful, just
awful.

It's hard to remember a first-class movie of any sort based upon ancient
Greek history and mythology, which is amazing, considering how powerful
the stories are.

Jule Dassin's retelling of Phaedra wasn't bad, but of course it had
Melina Mercouri in it. Zorba had some interesting mythological and
historical references, but it was set in contemporary times.
Costa-Gavras' "Z" was also a tale of modern times.

Where are the great movies involving Ulysses, Achilles, Paris, Helen, et
cetera?

(And they'd all involve the Aegean and Mediterranean and boats!)



Harry Krause April 30th 07 07:38 PM

The 300 - Worst Boating Movie of the Year
 
Harry Krause wrote:

Yes, there are boating scenes in this move. A storm, even.

Nonetheless, The 300 is one of the worst movies I have seen so far this
year.

Interesting computer graphics, and some first-rate "monsters," but the
plot, the rationale, the dialogue, oh my goodness, they were awful, just
awful.

It's hard to remember a first-class movie of any sort based upon ancient
Greek history and mythology, which is amazing, considering how powerful
the stories are.

Jule Dassin's retelling of Phaedra wasn't bad, but of course it had
Melina Mercouri in it. Zorba had some interesting mythological and
historical references, but it was set in contemporary times.
Costa-Gavras' "Z" was also a tale of modern times.

Where are the great movies involving Ulysses, Achilles, Paris, Helen, et
cetera?

(And they'd all involve the Aegean and Mediterranean and boats!)



Er, movie. I need to borrow Shortfisher's speeeeeeling czecher.

Tim April 30th 07 08:20 PM

The 300 - Worst Boating Movie of the Year
 
I neveer was impressed with Pirates of the Carribian or it's sequal.

When you said "Paris, Helen" for a second I thought you were talking
about Paris Hilton..

LOL!

Harry Krause wrote:
Harry Krause wrote:

Yes, there are boating scenes in this move. A storm, even.

Nonetheless, The 300 is one of the worst movies I have seen so far this
year.

Interesting computer graphics, and some first-rate "monsters," but the
plot, the rationale, the dialogue, oh my goodness, they were awful, just
awful.

It's hard to remember a first-class movie of any sort based upon ancient
Greek history and mythology, which is amazing, considering how powerful
the stories are.

Jule Dassin's retelling of Phaedra wasn't bad, but of course it had
Melina Mercouri in it. Zorba had some interesting mythological and
historical references, but it was set in contemporary times.
Costa-Gavras' "Z" was also a tale of modern times.

Where are the great movies involving Ulysses, Achilles, Paris, Helen, et
cetera?

(And they'd all involve the Aegean and Mediterranean and boats!)



Er, movie. I need to borrow Shortfisher's speeeeeeling czecher.



Harry Krause April 30th 07 09:26 PM

The 300 - Worst Boating Movie of the Year
 
Tim wrote:
I neveer was impressed with Pirates of the Carribian or it's sequal.

When you said "Paris, Helen" for a second I thought you were talking
about Paris Hilton..

LOL!

Harry Krause wrote:
Harry Krause wrote:
Yes, there are boating scenes in this move. A storm, even.

Nonetheless, The 300 is one of the worst movies I have seen so far this
year.

Interesting computer graphics, and some first-rate "monsters," but the
plot, the rationale, the dialogue, oh my goodness, they were awful, just
awful.

It's hard to remember a first-class movie of any sort based upon ancient
Greek history and mythology, which is amazing, considering how powerful
the stories are.

Jule Dassin's retelling of Phaedra wasn't bad, but of course it had
Melina Mercouri in it. Zorba had some interesting mythological and
historical references, but it was set in contemporary times.
Costa-Gavras' "Z" was also a tale of modern times.

Where are the great movies involving Ulysses, Achilles, Paris, Helen, et
cetera?

(And they'd all involve the Aegean and Mediterranean and boats!)


Er, movie. I need to borrow Shortfisher's speeeeeeling czecher.




Paris Hilton? What an insult to the memory of Helen of Troy! :}

Short Wave Sportfishing April 30th 07 10:17 PM

The 300 - Worst Boating Movie of the Year
 
On 30 Apr 2007 12:20:17 -0700, Tim wrote:

I neveer was impressed with Pirates of the Carribian or it's sequal.


GET A G#D D#!N SPELL CHECKER!!!!!

It's Caribbean and sequel.

And....

Pirates of the CARIBBEAN 1/2 are the greatest movies ever.

~~ mutter - freakin' googlegeek loser - not impressed with PoC 1 & 2 -
mutter ~~

JimH April 30th 07 10:25 PM

The 300 - Worst Boating Movie of the Year
 

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On 30 Apr 2007 12:20:17 -0700, Tim wrote:

I neveer was impressed with Pirates of the Carribian or it's sequal.


GET A G#D D#!N SPELL CHECKER!!!!!

It's Caribbean and sequel.

And....

Pirates of the CARIBBEAN 1/2 are the greatest movies ever.

~~ mutter - freakin' googlegeek loser - not impressed with PoC 1 & 2 -
mutter ~~


They are also still the top rated DVD rentals for the past 6 or so months.



Tim April 30th 07 10:53 PM

The 300 - Worst Boating Movie of the Year
 

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:


Pirates of the CARIBBEAN 1/2 are the greatest movies ever.



"Caribbean"

I've drank that before. too bad I can't order it locally.

http://www.foodonlinecentral.com/trade/rs195201.html


Tim April 30th 07 10:55 PM

The 300 - Worst Boating Movie of the Year
 

Harry Krause wrote:

Paris Hilton? What an insult to the memory of Helen of Troy! :}


I don't remember her, Harry.

Are you really that old?


Tim April 30th 07 10:58 PM

The 300 - Worst Boating Movie of the Year
 

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On 30 Apr 2007 12:20:17 -0700, Tim wrote:

I neveer was impressed with Pirates of the Carribian or it's sequal.


GET A G#D D#!N SPELL CHECKER!!!!!

It's Caribbean and sequel.

And....

Pirates of the CARIBBEAN 1/2 are the greatest movies ever.

~~ mutter - freakin' googlegeek loser - not impressed with PoC 1 & 2 -
mutter ~~


Tom, If it wasn't for my grotesque typing skills, you wouldn't have
anything else in life to keep your teeth on edge.

Now see? I never mispel;t notin in that sentanxe. gimme a brake!


?:


Harry Krause April 30th 07 11:00 PM

The 300 - Worst Boating Movie of the Year
 
Tim wrote:
Harry Krause wrote:
Paris Hilton? What an insult to the memory of Helen of Troy! :}


I don't remember her, Harry.

Are you really that old?



I think I dated her. Great face, no teats.

Tim April 30th 07 11:12 PM

The 300 - Worst Boating Movie of the Year
 

Harry Krause wrote:
Tim wrote:
Harry Krause wrote:
Paris Hilton? What an insult to the memory of Helen of Troy! :}


I don't remember her, Harry.

Are you really that old?



I think I dated her. Great face, no teats.



Now it seems like you are describing Paris Hilton.

Not sure of your accuracy on the face, though....


Harry Krause April 30th 07 11:39 PM

The 300 - Worst Boating Movie of the Year
 
Tim wrote:
Harry Krause wrote:
Tim wrote:
Harry Krause wrote:
Paris Hilton? What an insult to the memory of Helen of Troy! :}
I don't remember her, Harry.

Are you really that old?


I think I dated her. Great face, no teats.



Now it seems like you are describing Paris Hilton.

Not sure of your accuracy on the face, though....


I've seen photos of Ms. Hilton. I don't know why there is such a fuss
about her. She's no better than average looking. Must be the $$$ and her
lifestyle.


NOYB April 30th 07 11:51 PM

The 300 - Worst Boating Movie of the Year
 
You didn't like "Troy"? Eric Bana was terrific as Hector...as was Brad Pitt
as Achilles.



http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0332452/







"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...

Yes, there are boating scenes in this move. A storm, even.

Nonetheless, The 300 is one of the worst movies I have seen so far this
year.

Interesting computer graphics, and some first-rate "monsters," but the
plot, the rationale, the dialogue, oh my goodness, they were awful, just
awful.

It's hard to remember a first-class movie of any sort based upon ancient
Greek history and mythology, which is amazing, considering how powerful
the stories are.

Jule Dassin's retelling of Phaedra wasn't bad, but of course it had Melina
Mercouri in it. Zorba had some interesting mythological and historical
references, but it was set in contemporary times. Costa-Gavras' "Z" was
also a tale of modern times.

Where are the great movies involving Ulysses, Achilles, Paris, Helen, et
cetera?

(And they'd all involve the Aegean and Mediterranean and boats!)





Harry Krause May 1st 07 12:10 AM

The 300 - Worst Boating Movie of the Year
 
NOYB wrote:
You didn't like "Troy"? Eric Bana was terrific as Hector...as was Brad Pitt
as Achilles.




I saw it. Little, pretty boy Brad Pitt as Achilles was the funniest bit
of casting. The movie had little in common with Homer's Illiad. As an
example, in the book, Achilles died before the Trojan horse was
constructed. The female lead in the movie, the pretty girl who played
Helen of Sparta, was blonde, just as unlikely as the medieval depictions
of Jesus as a fair-haired, blue-eyed northern European.

It wasn't a bad costume drama, though.

Tim May 1st 07 03:29 AM

The 300 - Worst Boating Movie of the Year
 
On Apr 30, 5:39?pm, Harry Krause wrote:
Tim wrote:
Harry Krause wrote:
Tim wrote:
Harry Krause wrote:
Paris Hilton? What an insult to the memory of Helen of Troy! :}
I don't remember her, Harry.


Are you really that old?


I think I dated her. Great face, no teats.


Now it seems like you are describing Paris Hilton.


Not sure of your accuracy on the face, though....


I've seen photos of Ms. Hilton. I don't know why there is such a fuss
about her. She's no better than average looking. Must be the $$$ and her
lifestyle.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Agreed!

I'm amazed at how some of the "media" courts her as a "role model"

Same with Dennis Rodmann. Well, when Dennis was being interviewed one
time, he was being criticised about his lifestyle, and the reporter
asked him, "Don't you feel an obligation as a role model...?" Dennis
cut him short, and sternly said, "I don't get paid to be a role model.
I get paid to play basketball...."


RG May 1st 07 04:28 AM

The 300 - Worst Boating Movie of the Year
 
Same with Dennis Rodmann. Well, when Dennis was being interviewed one
time, he was being criticised about his lifestyle, and the reporter
asked him, "Don't you feel an obligation as a role model...?" Dennis
cut him short, and sternly said, "I don't get paid to be a role model.
I get paid to play basketball...."


It was Charles Barkely, not Dennis Rodman. And the quote was "I'm not a
role model, ... Just because I dunk a basketball doesn't mean I should raise
your kids."



Mike May 1st 07 05:01 AM

The 300 - Worst Boating Movie of the Year
 
Disneyland also did a GREAT job updating Pirates of the Caribbean as well.
We went a few weeks ago.

--Mike

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On 30 Apr 2007 12:20:17 -0700, Tim wrote:

I neveer was impressed with Pirates of the Carribian or it's sequal.


GET A G#D D#!N SPELL CHECKER!!!!!

It's Caribbean and sequel.

And....

Pirates of the CARIBBEAN 1/2 are the greatest movies ever.

~~ mutter - freakin' googlegeek loser - not impressed with PoC 1 & 2 -
mutter ~~




D.Duck May 1st 07 06:36 AM

The 300 - Worst Boating Movie of the Year
 

"RG" wrote in message
m...
Same with Dennis Rodmann. Well, when Dennis was being interviewed one
time, he was being criticised about his lifestyle, and the reporter
asked him, "Don't you feel an obligation as a role model...?" Dennis
cut him short, and sternly said, "I don't get paid to be a role model.
I get paid to play basketball...."


It was Charles Barkely, not Dennis Rodman. And the quote was "I'm not a
role model, ... Just because I dunk a basketball doesn't mean I should
raise your kids."



You're right about Barkley. But, Tim is also right about Rodman, heard it
myself.



Tim May 1st 07 10:06 AM

The 300 - Worst Boating Movie of the Year
 
On Apr 30, 10:28 pm, "RG" wrote:
Same with Dennis Rodmann. Well, when Dennis was being interviewed one
time, he was being criticised about his lifestyle, and the reporter
asked him, "Don't you feel an obligation as a role model...?" Dennis
cut him short, and sternly said, "I don't get paid to be a role model.
I get paid to play basketball...."


It was Charles Barkely, not Dennis Rodman. And the quote was "I'm not a
role model, ... Just because I dunk a basketball doesn't mean I should raise
your kids."


Different person[s]. different quotes



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