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Gus wrote:
Calif Bill wrote:
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On Mar 13, 7:47 pm, "CalifBill" wrote:
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On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:09:43 -0400, "Eisboch"
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On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:06:03 GMT, "Don White"

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So there are these two boats baking in the hot sun. One of them
yells,
"Wow, it's hot out here!"
And the other boat replies: "Holy cow! A talking boat!"
Don't quit your day job!
I don't have a day job.
Or a night job.
I have no job.
Welcome to the club.... brother!
Although, now that mom is waiting for a nursing home, I wouldn't
mind a
part-time job for the winter months just to keep the boredom at bay.
I don't care what anybody says.
Work sucks.
Damn straight.
I still do some work. Habitat for humanity and take care of little old
ladies house problems. Otherwise I might be bored.- Hide quoted text -

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You're an admitted handy man who uses illegal labor.


Yes I am very handy. And I have hired illegals, as the F'n legals
would not show up. Asked the state EDD to send me some workers. None
showed up. So I went to the day labor pool. 1 legal, 2 illegals.
Worked Hard, and I paid them a fair wage. Got a problem Scut Work Boy?

It is a criminal offense to "knowingly" hire an Illegal Alien. The fine
is two thousand dollars per incident and ten years in prison and
forefiture of vehicles etc used in the act.
The fact that our Government isn't interested in protecting America and
enforcing The Immigration Reform and Control Act of 1986 doesn't make
you any less of a criminal!


You're safe if you don't have more than 3 employees. Still not moral.
 
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