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Fake Private Parts Are No Joke, Myers Says
Delegate Wants to Ban Vehicle Displays of Plastic Genitals

By Lisa Rein
Washington Post Staff Writer
Friday, February 23, 2007; B03

Maryland Del. LeRoy E. Myers Jr. to truckers: If you've got 'em, you
don't need to flaunt 'em.

As the General Assembly debates global warming and the death penalty,
Myers (R-Washington) has something else on his mind: the outsized
plastic testicles that truckers dangle from the trailer hitches of their
pickups.

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Wow! Up here we think it's tacky if you have one of those fake
propellors on your trailer hitch.

We're much tackier down here in the lower 48.

Saw one that almost made me loose control of my car. A large mouth bass
that is head down over a swallowed trailer hitch and when the brake light
are on it flops it's tail
back and forth. (It plugs into the hitch lights)