Harry Krause wrote:


I want a soul music band at my funeral. No steeenking bagpipes.


I can see it now:

Funeral MC: We're here to celebrate the life of Harold Krause......

Voice from crowd: Bull****! We're just here to celebrate!

But seriously, what soul music band would you want? You can leave some
last requests, and enough money, and if they're not touring or
something you could get them to show up and play your gig. For enough
money. With a couple of days notice it would take quite a bit.

My preferred funeral dirge: Procul Harum, Whiter Shade of Pale, from
the Live at Union Chapel performance.