A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a
convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local
brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam,
"Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."?


"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"?


"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered


Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped
off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully
unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached
a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is
a union house.We observe all union rules."


The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls
get?" "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."


"That's more like it!" the union man said.


He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and
pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.








"I'd like her," he said.







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"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured
to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67
years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."