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Reginald P. Smithers III January 11th 07 08:59 PM

Trouble shooting a bad back
 
basskisser wrote:
John Blum wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...
John Blum wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...

Stubby? WTF?


Would you rather be called shorty?
Childish name calling certainly shows what little credibility you have.
Has mommy spanked you for using her computer yet?

Does your wife still charge extra for that service, little man?


Typical of a low life scum bag like you. Only a piece of **** scumbag
like you would bring someone's wife into a conversation. Proud of
yourself, scum?

LOL, Bassy you are so funny. Since you don't want someone's wife
brought into the discussion, but you find it acceptable to discuss
someone's mother, would it have been better if he said "Does your mother
still charge extra for that service?"


basskisser January 11th 07 09:14 PM

Trouble shooting a bad back
 

Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:
basskisser wrote:
John Blum wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...
John Blum wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...

Stubby? WTF?


Would you rather be called shorty?
Childish name calling certainly shows what little credibility you have.
Has mommy spanked you for using her computer yet?
Does your wife still charge extra for that service, little man?


Typical of a low life scum bag like you. Only a piece of **** scumbag
like you would bring someone's wife into a conversation. Proud of
yourself, scum?

LOL, Bassy you are so funny. Since you don't want someone's wife
brought into the discussion, but you find it acceptable to discuss
someone's mother, would it have been better if he said "Does your mother
still charge extra for that service?"


There's a tad bit of difference between asking someone if their mommy
knows they are on her computer, than suggesting that someone's wife is
a prostitute. If you can't figure that out, I feel sorry for you.


JohnH January 11th 07 09:26 PM

Trouble shooting a bad back
 
On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 15:59:48 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:

basskisser wrote:
John Blum wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...
John Blum wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...

Stubby? WTF?


Would you rather be called shorty?
Childish name calling certainly shows what little credibility you have.
Has mommy spanked you for using her computer yet?
Does your wife still charge extra for that service, little man?


Typical of a low life scum bag like you. Only a piece of **** scumbag
like you would bring someone's wife into a conversation. Proud of
yourself, scum?

LOL, Bassy you are so funny. Since you don't want someone's wife
brought into the discussion, but you find it acceptable to discuss
someone's mother, would it have been better if he said "Does your mother
still charge extra for that service?"


Thanks. That was hilarious.
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John H

John Blum January 12th 07 05:53 AM

Trouble shooting a bad back
 

"basskisser" wrote in message
ps.com...

Proud of yourself, scum?


Neither proud, nor ashamed, just treating a disruptive obnoxious asshole as
he should be treated.

Start acting like a normal person and you'll be treated as such.




Mike January 12th 07 06:27 AM

Trouble shooting a bad back
 
Amen. If he tries though, he's gonna want us to show evidence that he's a
normal person. I don't think it can be done.

This strikes me as odd though...generally, when someone visits a place and
he/she is not liked, they just don't visit again. Why *asskisser continues
to come here is beyond comprehension.

--Mike

"John Blum" wrote in message
news:6nFph.5181$8B5.4731@trnddc08...

"basskisser" wrote in message
ps.com...

Proud of yourself, scum?


Neither proud, nor ashamed, just treating a disruptive obnoxious asshole
as he should be treated.

Start acting like a normal person and you'll be treated as such.






Calif Bill January 12th 07 06:58 AM

Trouble shooting a bad back
 

"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...

Calif Bill wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...

Calif Bill wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...

SPAM Avenger wrote:
On Sun, 07 Jan 2007 07:29:18 -0500, JohnH
wrote:

Second, Reggie, you are agitating basskisser. Please don't. You're
not
at
the Dan, Don White, JimH, PFritz, etc. level.

Basskisser, being a fine example of womanhood, deserves a new name.

Why? Well she's living out a fantasy life here where all her
thoughts
and comments are considered by her to be reasoned and the sheer
number
of posts means that she has an active social life - albeit a
negative
one.

Thus, in the Grand Tradition of Fantasy Role Playing - which is
Basskisser's realm - Basskisser shall change names and become a new
character.

That character is:



Wait for it


Wait for it


Wait for it


BASSKISSER THE BROAD!!

Description: Basskisser The Broad isn't a traditional fantasy
character in the sense of over whelming intellect, speed of thought
or
reasoned logic. In fact, compared to other characters, Basskisser
The
Broad is fairly, and almost universally, considered one of the
weaker
fantasy characters.

However, Basskisser The Broad does have an advantage that other
characters don't - words. Sheer, unmitigated, uncontrolled and over
powering amounts of words. Words in combinations that have never
been
seen in the fantasy universe.

Profile:

Hit Points: Unlimited. Doesn't shut up.
Comprehension: None - complete inability to read.
Sentence Construction: Marginal.
Insult Level: Unlimited
Health: Mental - Unstable. Physical - Unknown
Healing: Low - inability to admit error
Babble factor: Unlimited.

General Usage:

Basskisser the Broad has limited use in normal discussion.
However,
she can be effective in destroying any reasoned debate by the use
of
key words and phrases such as Al Gore Invented the Internet or
Global
Warming. Or combinations such as Al Gore Invented Global Warming.
Any
combination of common liberal key words will set her off.

Be aware that Basskisser The Broad has a natural opponent in Dan
The
Dim. However, if a slight reasoned debate truce between opponents
can
be arranged, it is possible for you to set Basskisser The Broad
against Dan The Dim allowing for you and another debate opponent(s)
to
walk off allowing Basskisser The Broad to babble on distracted and
not
noticing anything outside her current situation.

Awe, how cute! Now give mommy back her computer before you get
spanked,
little guy.


And what have you ever offered?

Alot! For one, I've proved you wrong in almost every post you've made!
I'd still like to see some data for that Evinrude snowmobile with the
35 hp Wankel that would do 80mph!


I still want some data that you graduated college, let alone are a PE.


Bwwwaaaahaaa!!! As suspected.


I still want some data that you graduated college, let alone are a PE.



basskisser January 12th 07 12:53 PM

Trouble shooting a bad back
 

John Blum wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
ps.com...

Proud of yourself, scum?


Neither proud, nor ashamed, just treating a disruptive obnoxious asshole as
he should be treated.

Really? A real human would be ashamed for bringing someone's wife into
a conversation and alluding that they are selling personal favors. I
know that if I couldn't carry on a conversation with someone without
stooping so low, I'd be ashamed.


basskisser January 12th 07 01:00 PM

Trouble shooting a bad back
 

Calif Bill wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...

Calif Bill wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...

Calif Bill wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...

SPAM Avenger wrote:
On Sun, 07 Jan 2007 07:29:18 -0500, JohnH
wrote:

Second, Reggie, you are agitating basskisser. Please don't. You're
not
at
the Dan, Don White, JimH, PFritz, etc. level.

Basskisser, being a fine example of womanhood, deserves a new name.

Why? Well she's living out a fantasy life here where all her
thoughts
and comments are considered by her to be reasoned and the sheer
number
of posts means that she has an active social life - albeit a
negative
one.

Thus, in the Grand Tradition of Fantasy Role Playing - which is
Basskisser's realm - Basskisser shall change names and become a new
character.

That character is:



Wait for it


Wait for it


Wait for it


BASSKISSER THE BROAD!!

Description: Basskisser The Broad isn't a traditional fantasy
character in the sense of over whelming intellect, speed of thought
or
reasoned logic. In fact, compared to other characters, Basskisser
The
Broad is fairly, and almost universally, considered one of the
weaker
fantasy characters.

However, Basskisser The Broad does have an advantage that other
characters don't - words. Sheer, unmitigated, uncontrolled and over
powering amounts of words. Words in combinations that have never
been
seen in the fantasy universe.

Profile:

Hit Points: Unlimited. Doesn't shut up.
Comprehension: None - complete inability to read.
Sentence Construction: Marginal.
Insult Level: Unlimited
Health: Mental - Unstable. Physical - Unknown
Healing: Low - inability to admit error
Babble factor: Unlimited.

General Usage:

Basskisser the Broad has limited use in normal discussion.
However,
she can be effective in destroying any reasoned debate by the use
of
key words and phrases such as Al Gore Invented the Internet or
Global
Warming. Or combinations such as Al Gore Invented Global Warming.
Any
combination of common liberal key words will set her off.

Be aware that Basskisser The Broad has a natural opponent in Dan
The
Dim. However, if a slight reasoned debate truce between opponents
can
be arranged, it is possible for you to set Basskisser The Broad
against Dan The Dim allowing for you and another debate opponent(s)
to
walk off allowing Basskisser The Broad to babble on distracted and
not
noticing anything outside her current situation.

Awe, how cute! Now give mommy back her computer before you get
spanked,
little guy.


And what have you ever offered?

Alot! For one, I've proved you wrong in almost every post you've made!
I'd still like to see some data for that Evinrude snowmobile with the
35 hp Wankel that would do 80mph!


I still want some data that you graduated college, let alone are a PE.


Bwwwaaaahaaa!!! As suspected.


I still want some data that you graduated college, let alone are a PE.


I still want some data for that Evinrude snowmobile with the 35hp
Wankel that does 80 mph.
I still want some data that "At Pillar Point Harbor in Calif, the put
the abandoned and dead beat
slip
paying boats in "The Box". They tow them up on the beach and let the
salvagers go at them."

I still want some data that you have a registered patent.

And all of your other lies or ignorance.


Calif Bill January 12th 07 06:49 PM

Trouble shooting a bad back
 

"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

Calif Bill wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...

Calif Bill wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...

Calif Bill wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...

SPAM Avenger wrote:
On Sun, 07 Jan 2007 07:29:18 -0500, JohnH
wrote:

Second, Reggie, you are agitating basskisser. Please don't.
You're
not
at
the Dan, Don White, JimH, PFritz, etc. level.

Basskisser, being a fine example of womanhood, deserves a new
name.

Why? Well she's living out a fantasy life here where all her
thoughts
and comments are considered by her to be reasoned and the sheer
number
of posts means that she has an active social life - albeit a
negative
one.

Thus, in the Grand Tradition of Fantasy Role Playing - which is
Basskisser's realm - Basskisser shall change names and become a
new
character.

That character is:



Wait for it


Wait for it


Wait for it


BASSKISSER THE BROAD!!

Description: Basskisser The Broad isn't a traditional fantasy
character in the sense of over whelming intellect, speed of
thought
or
reasoned logic. In fact, compared to other characters,
Basskisser
The
Broad is fairly, and almost universally, considered one of the
weaker
fantasy characters.

However, Basskisser The Broad does have an advantage that other
characters don't - words. Sheer, unmitigated, uncontrolled and
over
powering amounts of words. Words in combinations that have
never
been
seen in the fantasy universe.

Profile:

Hit Points: Unlimited. Doesn't shut up.
Comprehension: None - complete inability to read.
Sentence Construction: Marginal.
Insult Level: Unlimited
Health: Mental - Unstable. Physical - Unknown
Healing: Low - inability to admit error
Babble factor: Unlimited.

General Usage:

Basskisser the Broad has limited use in normal discussion.
However,
she can be effective in destroying any reasoned debate by the
use
of
key words and phrases such as Al Gore Invented the Internet or
Global
Warming. Or combinations such as Al Gore Invented Global
Warming.
Any
combination of common liberal key words will set her off.

Be aware that Basskisser The Broad has a natural opponent in Dan
The
Dim. However, if a slight reasoned debate truce between
opponents
can
be arranged, it is possible for you to set Basskisser The Broad
against Dan The Dim allowing for you and another debate
opponent(s)
to
walk off allowing Basskisser The Broad to babble on distracted
and
not
noticing anything outside her current situation.

Awe, how cute! Now give mommy back her computer before you get
spanked,
little guy.


And what have you ever offered?

Alot! For one, I've proved you wrong in almost every post you've
made!
I'd still like to see some data for that Evinrude snowmobile with
the
35 hp Wankel that would do 80mph!


I still want some data that you graduated college, let alone are a PE.

Bwwwaaaahaaa!!! As suspected.


I still want some data that you graduated college, let alone are a PE.


I still want some data for that Evinrude snowmobile with the 35hp
Wankel that does 80 mph.
I still want some data that "At Pillar Point Harbor in Calif, the put
the abandoned and dead beat
slip
paying boats in "The Box". They tow them up on the beach and let the
salvagers go at them."

I still want some data that you have a registered patent.

And all of your other lies or ignorance.


Already said I will post my patent number if you prove you are a PE.



basskisser January 12th 07 07:52 PM

Trouble shooting a bad back
 

Calif Bill wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

Calif Bill wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...

Calif Bill wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...

Calif Bill wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...

SPAM Avenger wrote:
On Sun, 07 Jan 2007 07:29:18 -0500, JohnH
wrote:

Second, Reggie, you are agitating basskisser. Please don't.
You're
not
at
the Dan, Don White, JimH, PFritz, etc. level.

Basskisser, being a fine example of womanhood, deserves a new
name.

Why? Well she's living out a fantasy life here where all her
thoughts
and comments are considered by her to be reasoned and the sheer
number
of posts means that she has an active social life - albeit a
negative
one.

Thus, in the Grand Tradition of Fantasy Role Playing - which is
Basskisser's realm - Basskisser shall change names and become a
new
character.

That character is:



Wait for it


Wait for it


Wait for it


BASSKISSER THE BROAD!!

Description: Basskisser The Broad isn't a traditional fantasy
character in the sense of over whelming intellect, speed of
thought
or
reasoned logic. In fact, compared to other characters,
Basskisser
The
Broad is fairly, and almost universally, considered one of the
weaker
fantasy characters.

However, Basskisser The Broad does have an advantage that other
characters don't - words. Sheer, unmitigated, uncontrolled and
over
powering amounts of words. Words in combinations that have
never
been
seen in the fantasy universe.

Profile:

Hit Points: Unlimited. Doesn't shut up.
Comprehension: None - complete inability to read.
Sentence Construction: Marginal.
Insult Level: Unlimited
Health: Mental - Unstable. Physical - Unknown
Healing: Low - inability to admit error
Babble factor: Unlimited.

General Usage:

Basskisser the Broad has limited use in normal discussion.
However,
she can be effective in destroying any reasoned debate by the
use
of
key words and phrases such as Al Gore Invented the Internet or
Global
Warming. Or combinations such as Al Gore Invented Global
Warming.
Any
combination of common liberal key words will set her off.

Be aware that Basskisser The Broad has a natural opponent in Dan
The
Dim. However, if a slight reasoned debate truce between
opponents
can
be arranged, it is possible for you to set Basskisser The Broad
against Dan The Dim allowing for you and another debate
opponent(s)
to
walk off allowing Basskisser The Broad to babble on distracted
and
not
noticing anything outside her current situation.

Awe, how cute! Now give mommy back her computer before you get
spanked,
little guy.


And what have you ever offered?

Alot! For one, I've proved you wrong in almost every post you've
made!
I'd still like to see some data for that Evinrude snowmobile with
the
35 hp Wankel that would do 80mph!


I still want some data that you graduated college, let alone are a PE.

Bwwwaaaahaaa!!! As suspected.


I still want some data that you graduated college, let alone are a PE.


I still want some data for that Evinrude snowmobile with the 35hp
Wankel that does 80 mph.
I still want some data that "At Pillar Point Harbor in Calif, the put
the abandoned and dead beat
slip
paying boats in "The Box". They tow them up on the beach and let the
salvagers go at them."

I still want some data that you have a registered patent.

And all of your other lies or ignorance.


Already said I will post my patent number if you prove you are a PE.


Two things wrong with that. First, you have it in your head that I'm
Kevin Noble. I am not. Secondly, I can post any patent number I want.
That doesn't prove that it's MY patent. Now what part of that don't you
understand? And what about some data for that Evinrude snowmobile with
the 35 hp Wankel that you claim would do 80mph?



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