Calif Bill wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
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SPAM Avenger wrote:
On Sun, 07 Jan 2007 07:29:18 -0500, JohnH wrote:

Second, Reggie, you are agitating basskisser. Please don't. You're not
at
the Dan, Don White, JimH, PFritz, etc. level.

Basskisser, being a fine example of womanhood, deserves a new name.

Why? Well she's living out a fantasy life here where all her thoughts
and comments are considered by her to be reasoned and the sheer number
of posts means that she has an active social life - albeit a negative
one.

Thus, in the Grand Tradition of Fantasy Role Playing - which is
Basskisser's realm - Basskisser shall change names and become a new
character.

That character is:



Wait for it


Wait for it


Wait for it


BASSKISSER THE BROAD!!

Description: Basskisser The Broad isn't a traditional fantasy
character in the sense of over whelming intellect, speed of thought or
reasoned logic. In fact, compared to other characters, Basskisser The
Broad is fairly, and almost universally, considered one of the weaker
fantasy characters.

However, Basskisser The Broad does have an advantage that other
characters don't - words. Sheer, unmitigated, uncontrolled and over
powering amounts of words. Words in combinations that have never been
seen in the fantasy universe.

Profile:

Hit Points: Unlimited. Doesn't shut up.
Comprehension: None - complete inability to read.
Sentence Construction: Marginal.
Insult Level: Unlimited
Health: Mental - Unstable. Physical - Unknown
Healing: Low - inability to admit error
Babble factor: Unlimited.

General Usage:

Basskisser the Broad has limited use in normal discussion. However,
she can be effective in destroying any reasoned debate by the use of
key words and phrases such as Al Gore Invented the Internet or Global
Warming. Or combinations such as Al Gore Invented Global Warming. Any
combination of common liberal key words will set her off.

Be aware that Basskisser The Broad has a natural opponent in Dan The
Dim. However, if a slight reasoned debate truce between opponents can
be arranged, it is possible for you to set Basskisser The Broad
against Dan The Dim allowing for you and another debate opponent(s) to
walk off allowing Basskisser The Broad to babble on distracted and not
noticing anything outside her current situation.

Awe, how cute! Now give mommy back her computer before you get spanked,
little guy.


And what have you ever offered?

Alot! For one, I've proved you wrong in almost every post you've made!
I'd still like to see some data for that Evinrude snowmobile with the
35 hp Wankel that would do 80mph!

Mike wrote:
snicker but we are supposed to be impressed with the napolean's
karate LMAO

Yes...yes we are. If we aren't careful, he's gonna round-house kick us right
thru our monitors. HeeeeeYaaaaa! He sounds like a friggin' grade schooler.
Ooops, now he's gonna want me to PROVE he went to grade school... which of
course, I can't; there's no evidence of it. LOL!

What a childish ass you are! Are you serious? Do you really think that
someone who has studied Kenpo Karate for 15+ years acts like your
childish blather above?

"basskisser" wrote in message
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Mike wrote:
snicker but we are supposed to be impressed with the napolean's
karate LMAO

Yes...yes we are. If we aren't careful, he's gonna round-house kick us
right
thru our monitors. HeeeeeYaaaaa! He sounds like a friggin' grade
schooler.
Ooops, now he's gonna want me to PROVE he went to grade school... which
of
course, I can't; there's no evidence of it. LOL!

What a childish ass you are! Are you serious? Do you really think that
someone who has studied Kenpo Karate for 15+ years acts like your
childish blather above?

Give it up Stubby.

"basskisser" wrote in message
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Calif Bill wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
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SPAM Avenger wrote:
On Sun, 07 Jan 2007 07:29:18 -0500, JohnH wrote:

Second, Reggie, you are agitating basskisser. Please don't. You're
not
at
the Dan, Don White, JimH, PFritz, etc. level.

Basskisser, being a fine example of womanhood, deserves a new name.

Why? Well she's living out a fantasy life here where all her thoughts
and comments are considered by her to be reasoned and the sheer number
of posts means that she has an active social life - albeit a negative
one.

Thus, in the Grand Tradition of Fantasy Role Playing - which is
Basskisser's realm - Basskisser shall change names and become a new
character.

That character is:



Wait for it


Wait for it


Wait for it


BASSKISSER THE BROAD!!

Description: Basskisser The Broad isn't a traditional fantasy
character in the sense of over whelming intellect, speed of thought or
reasoned logic. In fact, compared to other characters, Basskisser The
Broad is fairly, and almost universally, considered one of the weaker
fantasy characters.

However, Basskisser The Broad does have an advantage that other
characters don't - words. Sheer, unmitigated, uncontrolled and over
powering amounts of words. Words in combinations that have never been
seen in the fantasy universe.

Profile:

Hit Points: Unlimited. Doesn't shut up.
Comprehension: None - complete inability to read.
Sentence Construction: Marginal.
Insult Level: Unlimited
Health: Mental - Unstable. Physical - Unknown
Healing: Low - inability to admit error
Babble factor: Unlimited.

General Usage:

Basskisser the Broad has limited use in normal discussion. However,
she can be effective in destroying any reasoned debate by the use of
key words and phrases such as Al Gore Invented the Internet or Global
Warming. Or combinations such as Al Gore Invented Global Warming. Any
combination of common liberal key words will set her off.

Be aware that Basskisser The Broad has a natural opponent in Dan The
Dim. However, if a slight reasoned debate truce between opponents can
be arranged, it is possible for you to set Basskisser The Broad
against Dan The Dim allowing for you and another debate opponent(s) to
walk off allowing Basskisser The Broad to babble on distracted and not
noticing anything outside her current situation.

Awe, how cute! Now give mommy back her computer before you get spanked,
little guy.


And what have you ever offered?

Alot! For one, I've proved you wrong in almost every post you've made!
I'd still like to see some data for that Evinrude snowmobile with the
35 hp Wankel that would do 80mph!


I still want some data that you graduated college, let alone are a PE.

Calif Bill wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
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Calif Bill wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
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SPAM Avenger wrote:
On Sun, 07 Jan 2007 07:29:18 -0500, JohnH wrote:

Second, Reggie, you are agitating basskisser. Please don't. You're
not
at
the Dan, Don White, JimH, PFritz, etc. level.

Basskisser, being a fine example of womanhood, deserves a new name.

Why? Well she's living out a fantasy life here where all her thoughts
and comments are considered by her to be reasoned and the sheer number
of posts means that she has an active social life - albeit a negative
one.

Thus, in the Grand Tradition of Fantasy Role Playing - which is
Basskisser's realm - Basskisser shall change names and become a new
character.

That character is:



Wait for it


Wait for it


Wait for it


BASSKISSER THE BROAD!!

Description: Basskisser The Broad isn't a traditional fantasy
character in the sense of over whelming intellect, speed of thought or
reasoned logic. In fact, compared to other characters, Basskisser The
Broad is fairly, and almost universally, considered one of the weaker
fantasy characters.

However, Basskisser The Broad does have an advantage that other
characters don't - words. Sheer, unmitigated, uncontrolled and over
powering amounts of words. Words in combinations that have never been
seen in the fantasy universe.

Profile:

Hit Points: Unlimited. Doesn't shut up.
Comprehension: None - complete inability to read.
Sentence Construction: Marginal.
Insult Level: Unlimited
Health: Mental - Unstable. Physical - Unknown
Healing: Low - inability to admit error
Babble factor: Unlimited.

General Usage:

Basskisser the Broad has limited use in normal discussion. However,
she can be effective in destroying any reasoned debate by the use of
key words and phrases such as Al Gore Invented the Internet or Global
Warming. Or combinations such as Al Gore Invented Global Warming. Any
combination of common liberal key words will set her off.

Be aware that Basskisser The Broad has a natural opponent in Dan The
Dim. However, if a slight reasoned debate truce between opponents can
be arranged, it is possible for you to set Basskisser The Broad
against Dan The Dim allowing for you and another debate opponent(s) to
walk off allowing Basskisser The Broad to babble on distracted and not
noticing anything outside her current situation.

Awe, how cute! Now give mommy back her computer before you get spanked,
little guy.


And what have you ever offered?

Alot! For one, I've proved you wrong in almost every post you've made!
I'd still like to see some data for that Evinrude snowmobile with the
35 hp Wankel that would do 80mph!


I still want some data that you graduated college, let alone are a PE.

Bwwwaaaahaaa!!! As suspected.

John Blum wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
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Mike wrote:
snicker but we are supposed to be impressed with the napolean's
karate LMAO

Yes...yes we are. If we aren't careful, he's gonna round-house kick us
right
thru our monitors. HeeeeeYaaaaa! He sounds like a friggin' grade
schooler.
Ooops, now he's gonna want me to PROVE he went to grade school... which
of
course, I can't; there's no evidence of it. LOL!

What a childish ass you are! Are you serious? Do you really think that
someone who has studied Kenpo Karate for 15+ years acts like your
childish blather above?

Give it up Stubby.

Stubby? WTF?

You better quit, or mommy will ban you from your computer.

"basskisser" wrote in message
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Stubby? WTF?



Would you rather be called shorty?

John Blum wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
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Stubby? WTF?



Would you rather be called shorty?

Childish name calling certainly shows what little credibility you have.
Has mommy spanked you for using her computer yet?

"basskisser" wrote in message
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John Blum wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...


Stubby? WTF?



Would you rather be called shorty?

Childish name calling certainly shows what little credibility you have.
Has mommy spanked you for using her computer yet?

Does your wife still charge extra for that service, little man?

John Blum wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...

John Blum wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...


Stubby? WTF?



Would you rather be called shorty?

Childish name calling certainly shows what little credibility you have.
Has mommy spanked you for using her computer yet?

Does your wife still charge extra for that service, little man?

Typical of a low life scum bag like you. Only a piece of **** scumbag
like you would bring someone's wife into a conversation. Proud of
yourself, scum?