Joe was teeing off from the back tees. On his downswing, he suddenly

realized that his wife, Mary, was about to tee off from the red tees,

directly in his path. Unable to stop his down swing he nailed the

ball, hit Mary directly in the right temple, killing her instantly.



A few days later Joe received a call from the coroner concerning her
autopsy.

"Joe, your wife seems to have died from blunt force trauma to the head.

You said you hit a golf ball and struck her in the temple. Is that

correct?"



"Yes sir," Joe replied, "that's correct."



"Well, Joe, I also found a large bruise on Mary's right hip. Do you know

anything about that?"



"Yes sir," Joe said, "That would have been my mulligan."


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John