Youse know I'm not a football fan, but this guy's comments on sports are
always interesting:
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...toryId=6585641


I also need to talk to you about vaporizing my mail carrier next time your
craft is passing by here.

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Wed, 06 Dec 2006 18:23:49 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

Youse know I'm not a football fan, but this guy's comments on sports are
always interesting:
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...toryId=6585641

Frank Deford is an idiot. He's made an entire career out of repeating
things everybody who follows sports already knows and putting his
"spin" on it.

I also need to talk to you about vaporizing my mail carrier next time your
craft is passing by here.

No problem - give me a time and your address - poof - done.

There may be some collateral damage though. These 100 trillion
terrawatt lasers are hard to fine tune.

This morning, I'm up on my neighbor's roof, tightening the brackets on her
TV antenna. Mr. Mail Man yells up there "Ya want the mail, or should I put
it in the your mail box?" He wasn't joking, either. I'm on the phuquing
roof!

Last month, I'm in the driveway, cursing at the damned DZUS drain plug on my
outboard, and he gives me a 10 minute lecture about how it's totally
unnecessary to change the lower unit oil.

Mosquito. I want him gone. I'll crank up that GPS you were kind enough to
send me, and give you the coordinates for the center of the street. Will a
150 foot radius be enough to avoid collateral damage?

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Wed, 06 Dec 2006 20:44:46 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
. ..
On Wed, 06 Dec 2006 18:23:49 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

Youse know I'm not a football fan, but this guy's comments on sports are
always interesting:
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...toryId=6585641

Frank Deford is an idiot. He's made an entire career out of repeating
things everybody who follows sports already knows and putting his
"spin" on it.

I also need to talk to you about vaporizing my mail carrier next time
your
craft is passing by here.

No problem - give me a time and your address - poof - done.

There may be some collateral damage though. These 100 trillion
terrawatt lasers are hard to fine tune.

This morning, I'm up on my neighbor's roof, tightening the brackets on her
TV antenna. Mr. Mail Man yells up there "Ya want the mail, or should I put
it in the your mail box?" He wasn't joking, either. I'm on the phuquing
roof!

Last month, I'm in the driveway, cursing at the damned DZUS drain plug on
my
outboard, and he gives me a 10 minute lecture about how it's totally
unnecessary to change the lower unit oil.

Mosquito. I want him gone. I'll crank up that GPS you were kind enough to
send me, and give you the coordinates for the center of the street. Will a
150 foot radius be enough to avoid collateral damage?

Not really - it's more like a 2 mile radius - I tell you, these lasers
are hard to fine tune.

However, I could - note the could - make arrangements to have him
transported to another dimension if that would help out any.

The 2 mile radius right around the post office is pretty much useless. I'll
think about this and get back to you.

How much $$$?

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:

There may be some collateral damage though. These 100 trillion
terrawatt lasers are hard to fine tune.

Why not use what Ahnoldt requested int he origional "Terminator" movie?

"Plazma rifle, in 40 watt ranche".....

"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Wed, 06 Dec 2006 20:44:46 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Wed, 06 Dec 2006 18:23:49 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

Youse know I'm not a football fan, but this guy's comments on sports
are
always interesting:
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...toryId=6585641

Frank Deford is an idiot. He's made an entire career out of repeating
things everybody who follows sports already knows and putting his
"spin" on it.

I also need to talk to you about vaporizing my mail carrier next time
your
craft is passing by here.

No problem - give me a time and your address - poof - done.

There may be some collateral damage though. These 100 trillion
terrawatt lasers are hard to fine tune.

This morning, I'm up on my neighbor's roof, tightening the brackets on
her
TV antenna. Mr. Mail Man yells up there "Ya want the mail, or should I
put
it in the your mail box?" He wasn't joking, either. I'm on the phuquing
roof!

Last month, I'm in the driveway, cursing at the damned DZUS drain plug on
my
outboard, and he gives me a 10 minute lecture about how it's totally
unnecessary to change the lower unit oil.

Mosquito. I want him gone. I'll crank up that GPS you were kind enough to
send me, and give you the coordinates for the center of the street. Will
a
150 foot radius be enough to avoid collateral damage?

Not really - it's more like a 2 mile radius - I tell you, these lasers
are hard to fine tune.

However, I could - note the could - make arrangements to have him
transported to another dimension if that would help out any.

The 2 mile radius right around the post office is pretty much useless.
I'll think about this and get back to you.

How much $$$?


You know what it means when the flag is flying at 1/2 staff at the Post
Office?
..
..
..
They're hiring.

"Calif Bill" wrote in message
ink.net...

"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Wed, 06 Dec 2006 20:44:46 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
m...
On Wed, 06 Dec 2006 18:23:49 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

Youse know I'm not a football fan, but this guy's comments on sports
are
always interesting:
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...toryId=6585641

Frank Deford is an idiot. He's made an entire career out of repeating
things everybody who follows sports already knows and putting his
"spin" on it.

I also need to talk to you about vaporizing my mail carrier next time
your
craft is passing by here.

No problem - give me a time and your address - poof - done.

There may be some collateral damage though. These 100 trillion
terrawatt lasers are hard to fine tune.

This morning, I'm up on my neighbor's roof, tightening the brackets on
her
TV antenna. Mr. Mail Man yells up there "Ya want the mail, or should I
put
it in the your mail box?" He wasn't joking, either. I'm on the phuquing
roof!

Last month, I'm in the driveway, cursing at the damned DZUS drain plug
on my
outboard, and he gives me a 10 minute lecture about how it's totally
unnecessary to change the lower unit oil.

Mosquito. I want him gone. I'll crank up that GPS you were kind enough
to
send me, and give you the coordinates for the center of the street. Will
a
150 foot radius be enough to avoid collateral damage?

Not really - it's more like a 2 mile radius - I tell you, these lasers
are hard to fine tune.

However, I could - note the could - make arrangements to have him
transported to another dimension if that would help out any.

The 2 mile radius right around the post office is pretty much useless.
I'll think about this and get back to you.

How much $$$?


You know what it means when the flag is flying at 1/2 staff at the Post
Office?
.
.
.
They're hiring.

I gave you that joke 6 weeks ago. You'll be hearing from my lawyers
tomorrow.

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:

Small arms aren't my thing.

Big bangs - that's my thing. :)

Thomas,

he requested a contract on the mail"person" not take out 40 city
blocks.

Of course if the bigger the banger the better, then why not use a
Photon Torpedo and call it a day?

Still, like an old 7.62 x 54r. (Russian or Finnish)

"Crude...but effective!



Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On 6 Dec 2006 14:48:47 -0800, "Tim" wrote:


Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:

Small arms aren't my thing.

Big bangs - that's my thing. :)

Thomas,

he requested a contract on the mail"person" not take out 40 city
blocks.

Of course if the bigger the banger the better, then why not use a
Photon Torpedo and call it a day?

Photon Torpedo's are so yesterday...

"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
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"Calif Bill" wrote in message
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"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Wed, 06 Dec 2006 20:44:46 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
om...
On Wed, 06 Dec 2006 18:23:49 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

Youse know I'm not a football fan, but this guy's comments on sports
are
always interesting:
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...toryId=6585641

Frank Deford is an idiot. He's made an entire career out of
repeating
things everybody who follows sports already knows and putting his
"spin" on it.

I also need to talk to you about vaporizing my mail carrier next time
your
craft is passing by here.

No problem - give me a time and your address - poof - done.

There may be some collateral damage though. These 100 trillion
terrawatt lasers are hard to fine tune.

This morning, I'm up on my neighbor's roof, tightening the brackets on
her
TV antenna. Mr. Mail Man yells up there "Ya want the mail, or should I
put
it in the your mail box?" He wasn't joking, either. I'm on the phuquing
roof!

Last month, I'm in the driveway, cursing at the damned DZUS drain plug
on my
outboard, and he gives me a 10 minute lecture about how it's totally
unnecessary to change the lower unit oil.

Mosquito. I want him gone. I'll crank up that GPS you were kind enough
to
send me, and give you the coordinates for the center of the street.
Will a
150 foot radius be enough to avoid collateral damage?

Not really - it's more like a 2 mile radius - I tell you, these lasers
are hard to fine tune.

However, I could - note the could - make arrangements to have him
transported to another dimension if that would help out any.

The 2 mile radius right around the post office is pretty much useless.
I'll think about this and get back to you.

How much $$$?


You know what it means when the flag is flying at 1/2 staff at the Post
Office?
.
.
.
They're hiring.

I gave you that joke 6 weeks ago. You'll be hearing from my lawyers
tomorrow.


I did not see a copyright emblem in it.