Maxprop wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
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Maxprop wrote:

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wrote:

We're talking about Scotty now, not you. And his

proclivity for putting


weird things in hsi stomach. He eats Spam, ya know...
and you think YOU were ashamed!

In fact, Lisa just finished sculpting the 'Turkey' out of
Spam ( 33 cans worth ) MmmMmm, can't wait till tomorrow!


My cousin is a physician with Mayo Health Systems in Austin, MN, the home
of Hormel (Spam). They actually have a Spam Museum there. You'd love
the place. I think you can sample the product after the tour.

Max

I wonder how long a person would live if all they ate was Spam, Twinkies,
and squirty cheese?


Maybe indefinitely. We might all be doing it wrong.

Max



Probably be the only items not 'Made in China' very very soon.

"katy" wrote in message
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Scotty wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
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wrote:

We're talking about Scotty now, not you. And his

proclivity for putting

weird things in hsi stomach. He eats Spam, ya know...
and you think YOU were ashamed!


In fact, Lisa just finished sculpting the 'Turkey' out of
Spam ( 33 cans worth ) MmmMmm, can't wait till
tomorrow!

Scotty


Bet you deep gry it too, huh?

Yum, fried spam...almost as good as bacon for breakfast!

Seahag

Scotty wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
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My cousin is a physician with Mayo Health Systems in

Austin, MN, the home of

Hormel (Spam). They actually have a Spam Museum there.

You'd love the

place. I think you can sample the product after the

tour.

Max



I wonder how long a person would live if all they ate was

Spam,

Twinkies, and squirty cheese?


You may find this hard to believe, but I've never had a
Twinkie.

Scotty


Hah......how unAmerican can you get....

"Seahag" wrote in message
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"katy" wrote in message
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Scotty wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
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wrote:

We're talking about Scotty now, not you. And his

proclivity for putting

weird things in hsi stomach. He eats Spam, ya know...
and you think YOU were ashamed!


In fact, Lisa just finished sculpting the 'Turkey' out of
Spam ( 33 cans worth ) MmmMmm, can't wait till tomorrow!

Scotty


Bet you deep gry it too, huh?

Yum, fried spam...almost as good as bacon for breakfast!

Seahag

You gotta try it with a little squirty cheese on top!
Scout

"Scout" wrote in message
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Scotty


Bet you deep gry it too, huh?

Yum, fried spam...almost as good as bacon for breakfast!

Seahag

You gotta try it with a little squirty cheese on top!


Spam, bacon? Both!


Scotty

Mature. Always sail with the wind at your back; there's no point in
annoying the pig.

--
jlrogers±³©
"katy" wrote in message
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Scotty wrote:
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wrote:

Don White wrote:


David OHara


I'm really glad you posted this and htat I read it before

ripping you a

new one that would have been the size of the

GrandCanyon...


When I was younger, I blamed everything on my wife, too. But
now I'm more mature, or is it 'trained'.


Scotty


...trained....you'll do almost anything for a Ritz cracker with squirty
cheese on it...

Where is Neal? Any word?

--
jlrogers±³©
"Gilligan" wrote in message
. ..
Leave the wife home. Obviously she can not contribute to the solution of
the problem, she can only make matters worse. Just think of what might
have happened if someone was injured or quick action was needed to prevent
catastrophe.

The icing on the cake is to mention to her how lonely her retirement will
be when you are out sailing the world - without her.

I do not understand why men are expected to cater to women's emotionally
driven whims and are expected to "apologize" for not understanding. Why
aren't women expected to understand men? Why is it assumed that women are
so handicapped? Why must men yield to this emotional terrorism?

Women are wired for dealing with children, other women and some family
matters. Men are wired for dealing with the external world - things such
as attacking beasts, danger, dinosaurs, thugs, science, sailing and the
like. In your situation there was a conflict between the manly world and
the woman's world. It looks like the costliest solution won.

It is unfortunate that the great and powerful mind of that Master Mariner
Capt Neal is not here to contribute further on this subject. I am certain
that he would add brilliant insight.

jlrogers±³© wrote:
Where is Neal? Any word?



Best not to ask that question. It might open a portal into a dimension
you don't want to go.... or worse.

jlrogers±³© wrote:
Where is Neal? Any word?


He's here...alias Ellen MacArthur...they missed when he had his
hermmorhoidectormy...

"katy" wrote
| He's here...alias Ellen MacArthur...they missed when he had his
| hermmorhoidectormy...


Such fantasies you have, Dearie! Got nothing better to do with your time?
But you give me a good laugh. Capt. Neal knows more about sailing in his little
finger than I know about it in my whole body. I think it'd be accurate to say
Capt. Neal knows more about sailing than everybody in this news group put
together. Seems like you people never go sailing. And, even though you all
are addicted to your computers, I don't see anybody here who has a website
chock full of sailing wisdom like Capt. Neal does. Sailing wisdom and life's
lessons wisdom. All grounded in philosophy that'd make Aristotle take notice.
That's rare in a man these days. Hmmmmmm, sorta makes you wonder doesn't
it Katy? I guess you find it easier to spread gossip and lies than doing something
constructive. Yes, that's it! Jealous of the man's greatness. No ambition of your
own so you stay mediocre.

Cheers,
Ellen