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Dan Krueger wrote:
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On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 16:28:46 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
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Do you know the most common words of an idiot just before he
dies?

"Hey, watch this".



"Hey, everybody, watch this!" - every crop duster's last words.

The three worst things to hear in the cockpit:
The first officer says, "I have an idea!"
The captain says, "Hey, watch this!"

"Hey watch this", Frank yelled before he dove 30 feet head
first into
3 inches of water.



They usually pass their can of beer to another person before making
the
"watch what I can do" last words.




Who is "they"?


What does "get bit" mean - in English.




Oh, damn, how stupid ARE you? Do you not realize, that in almost any
area, people use local dialect, sayings, etc.? In everyday
conversation, do you always use proper grammar, sentence structure,
and
strict Old English? What a putz.


TWO replies to the same post - again. Too much time on your hands...


Kevin has probably bit hitting the "schnapps whiskey" again




Awe, JimH and Fritz are back in love.......


Now THAT is as "childish" as it gets. Are you listening, Kevin?
"Bipolar"? Who the hell are you to diagnose mental disorders in a
newsgroup? You might want to sit back, take a deep breath and read what
you post - before you post it.



Kevin once again shows why he is the "King"

Watch out.....he might try to "cow down" you LMAO......that is if he
can ever remove his nose from harry's rectum.
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Kevin once again shows why he is the "King"

Watch out.....he might try to "cow down" you LMAO......that is if he
can ever remove his nose from harry's rectum.


Cow down? Keep your disgusting sexual fantasies out of this newsgroup, you
crank.


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Kevin once again shows why he is the "King"

Watch out.....he might try to "cow down" you LMAO......that is if he
can ever remove his nose from harry's rectum.


Cow down? Keep your disgusting sexual fantasies out of this newsgroup, you
crank.


Fritz doesn't understand that in different localities, there are
different sayings, pronunciations, etc. Why doesn't he understand?
Because he's dumber than a post!

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Kevin once again shows why he is the "King"

Watch out.....he might try to "cow down" you LMAO......that is if he
can ever remove his nose from harry's rectum.


Cow down? Keep your disgusting sexual fantasies out of this newsgroup, you
crank.



Fritz doesn't understand that in different localities, there are
different sayings, pronunciations, etc. Why doesn't he understand?
Because he's dumber than a post!

Besides I thought Frizzle was partial to sheep...not cows.
Any port in a storm ..eh frizzle?
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Kevin once again shows why he is the "King"

Watch out.....he might try to "cow down" you LMAO......that is if he
can ever remove his nose from harry's rectum.


Cow down? Keep your disgusting sexual fantasies out of this newsgroup,
you
crank.



Fritz doesn't understand that in different localities, there are
different sayings, pronunciations, etc. Why doesn't he understand?
Because he's dumber than a post!

Besides I thought Frizzle was partial to sheep...not cows.
Any port in a storm ..eh frizzle?


"Any hole is the right hole".
-Submarine lore




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On Sat, 30 Sep 2006 20:02:36 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
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Kevin once again shows why he is the "King"

Watch out.....he might try to "cow down" you LMAO......that is if he
can ever remove his nose from harry's rectum.


Cow down? Keep your disgusting sexual fantasies out of this newsgroup,
you
crank.


Fritz doesn't understand that in different localities, there are
different sayings, pronunciations, etc. Why doesn't he understand?
Because he's dumber than a post!

Besides I thought Frizzle was partial to sheep...not cows.
Any port in a storm ..eh frizzle?


"Any hole is the right hole".
-Submarine lore


But make sure there's no squirrel in it first!
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On Sat, 30 Sep 2006 20:02:36 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
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JoeSpareBedroom wrote:

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Kevin once again shows why he is the "King"

Watch out.....he might try to "cow down" you LMAO......that is if he
can ever remove his nose from harry's rectum.


Cow down? Keep your disgusting sexual fantasies out of this newsgroup,
you
crank.


Fritz doesn't understand that in different localities, there are
different sayings, pronunciations, etc. Why doesn't he understand?
Because he's dumber than a post!

Besides I thought Frizzle was partial to sheep...not cows.
Any port in a storm ..eh frizzle?


"Any hole is the right hole".
-Submarine lore


But make sure there's no squirrel in it first!


Jeez, John, I thought I've seen it all until just now!!!

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JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
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JoeSpareBedroom wrote:

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Kevin once again shows why he is the "King"

Watch out.....he might try to "cow down" you LMAO......that is if he
can ever remove his nose from harry's rectum.


Cow down? Keep your disgusting sexual fantasies out of this newsgroup,
you
crank.


Fritz doesn't understand that in different localities, there are
different sayings, pronunciations, etc. Why doesn't he understand?
Because he's dumber than a post!

Besides I thought Frizzle was partial to sheep...not cows.
Any port in a storm ..eh frizzle?


"Any hole is the right hole".
-Submarine lore


Amen, brother!!

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Kevin once again shows why he is the "King"

Watch out.....he might try to "cow down" you LMAO......that is if he
can ever remove his nose from harry's rectum.



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