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On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 18:04:35 -0400, JohnH wrote:


There was a guy who used his lawn mower as a hedge trimmer, and in the
process cut off his hand (or at least part of it). He sued the lawn mower
manufacturer. No where in the 'cautions' did it say he shouldn't use the
lawn mower as a hedge trimmer.


Geez John, I know you don't believe that, but keep repeating it and
someone may. It's an urban legend. It never happened. It does, however,
show the power of advertising.

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On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 18:04:35 -0400, JohnH wrote:


There was a guy who used his lawn mower as a hedge trimmer, and in the
process cut off his hand (or at least part of it). He sued the lawn mower
manufacturer. No where in the 'cautions' did it say he shouldn't use the
lawn mower as a hedge trimmer.


Geez John, I know you don't believe that, but keep repeating it and
someone may. It's an urban legend. It never happened. It does, however,
show the power of advertising.

http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/fea....mencimer.html


Give that man a cigar!

You are absolutely correct. ;-)


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On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 22:54:08 -0000, "thunder"
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On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 18:04:35 -0400, JohnH wrote:


There was a guy who used his lawn mower as a hedge trimmer, and in the
process cut off his hand (or at least part of it). He sued the lawn mower
manufacturer. No where in the 'cautions' did it say he shouldn't use the
lawn mower as a hedge trimmer.


Geez John, I know you don't believe that, but keep repeating it and
someone may. It's an urban legend. It never happened. It does, however,
show the power of advertising.

http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/fea....mencimer.html


Shoot, another good laugh ruined!

I stand corrected, thanks.
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JohnH wrote:
On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 22:54:08 -0000, "thunder"
wrote:

On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 18:04:35 -0400, JohnH wrote:


There was a guy who used his lawn mower as a hedge trimmer, and in the
process cut off his hand (or at least part of it). He sued the lawn mower
manufacturer. No where in the 'cautions' did it say he shouldn't use the
lawn mower as a hedge trimmer.

Geez John, I know you don't believe that, but keep repeating it and
someone may. It's an urban legend. It never happened. It does, however,
show the power of advertising.

http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/fea....mencimer.html


Shoot, another good laugh ruined!

I stand corrected, thanks.
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Whats wrong with using a lawn mower as a hedge trimmer? Where is your
sense of adventure? Tommorrow go out and give it a try, you can't keep
yourself tied up in bubble wrap and enjoy life.





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On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 20:28:54 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
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JohnH wrote:
On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 22:54:08 -0000, "thunder"
wrote:

On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 18:04:35 -0400, JohnH wrote:


There was a guy who used his lawn mower as a hedge trimmer, and in the
process cut off his hand (or at least part of it). He sued the lawn mower
manufacturer. No where in the 'cautions' did it say he shouldn't use the
lawn mower as a hedge trimmer.
Geez John, I know you don't believe that, but keep repeating it and
someone may. It's an urban legend. It never happened. It does, however,
show the power of advertising.

http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/fea....mencimer.html


Shoot, another good laugh ruined!

I stand corrected, thanks.
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John


Whats wrong with using a lawn mower as a hedge trimmer? Where is your
sense of adventure? Tommorrow go out and give it a try, you can't keep
yourself tied up in bubble wrap and enjoy life.

As I was wrong with the initial comment, I may do it just so I can sue and
lend credibility to my statement. The hard part is deciding which finger(s)
to part with.
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JohnH wrote:
On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 20:28:54 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:

JohnH wrote:
On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 22:54:08 -0000, "thunder"
wrote:

On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 18:04:35 -0400, JohnH wrote:


There was a guy who used his lawn mower as a hedge trimmer, and in the
process cut off his hand (or at least part of it). He sued the lawn mower
manufacturer. No where in the 'cautions' did it say he shouldn't use the
lawn mower as a hedge trimmer.
Geez John, I know you don't believe that, but keep repeating it and
someone may. It's an urban legend. It never happened. It does, however,
show the power of advertising.

http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/fea....mencimer.html

Shoot, another good laugh ruined!

I stand corrected, thanks.
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***** Hope your day is great! *****
******************************************

John


Whats wrong with using a lawn mower as a hedge trimmer? Where is your
sense of adventure? Tommorrow go out and give it a try, you can't keep
yourself tied up in bubble wrap and enjoy life.

As I was wrong with the initial comment, I may do it just so I can sue and
lend credibility to my statement. The hard part is deciding which finger(s)
to part with.
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Not the thumb! That opposing digit has served man well!

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