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Do you know the most common words of an idiot just before he dies?

"Hey, watch this".


"Hey, everybody, watch this!" - every crop duster's last words.

The three worst things to hear in the cockpit:
The first officer says, "I have an idea!"
The captain says, "Hey, watch this!"

"Hey watch this", Frank yelled before he dove 30 feet head first into
3 inches of water.


They usually pass their can of beer to another person before making the
"watch what I can do" last words.


Who is "they"?

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On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 16:28:46 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
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Do you know the most common words of an idiot just before he dies?

"Hey, watch this".

"Hey, everybody, watch this!" - every crop duster's last words.

The three worst things to hear in the cockpit:
The first officer says, "I have an idea!"
The captain says, "Hey, watch this!"

"Hey watch this", Frank yelled before he dove 30 feet head first into
3 inches of water.


They usually pass their can of beer to another person before making the
"watch what I can do" last words.


Who is "they"?


Members of the "Basskisser" family.


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JimH wrote:
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On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 16:28:46 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:

Do you know the most common words of an idiot just before he dies?

"Hey, watch this".

"Hey, everybody, watch this!" - every crop duster's last words.

The three worst things to hear in the cockpit:
The first officer says, "I have an idea!"
The captain says, "Hey, watch this!"

"Hey watch this", Frank yelled before he dove 30 feet head first into
3 inches of water.

They usually pass their can of beer to another person before making the
"watch what I can do" last words.


Who is "they"?


Members of the "Basskisser" family.


There you go, you low life. Jim, you are nothing more than a piece of
****. Instantly have to say something about someone's family Off on
another bipolar rant, I'm sure. You'll never act like a man.

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JimH wrote:
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JimH wrote:
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On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 16:28:46 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:

Do you know the most common words of an idiot just before he dies?

"Hey, watch this".

"Hey, everybody, watch this!" - every crop duster's last words.

The three worst things to hear in the cockpit:
The first officer says, "I have an idea!"
The captain says, "Hey, watch this!"

"Hey watch this", Frank yelled before he dove 30 feet head first
into
3 inches of water.

They usually pass their can of beer to another person before making
the
"watch what I can do" last words.

Who is "they"?


Members of the "Basskisser" family.


There you go, you low life. Jim, you are nothing more than a piece of
****. Instantly have to say something about someone's family Off on
another bipolar rant, I'm sure. You'll never act like a man.


Hey..........you asked. ;-)


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JimH wrote:
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JimH wrote:
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JimH wrote:
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On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 16:28:46 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:

Do you know the most common words of an idiot just before he dies?

"Hey, watch this".

"Hey, everybody, watch this!" - every crop duster's last words.

The three worst things to hear in the cockpit:
The first officer says, "I have an idea!"
The captain says, "Hey, watch this!"

"Hey watch this", Frank yelled before he dove 30 feet head first
into
3 inches of water.

They usually pass their can of beer to another person before making
the
"watch what I can do" last words.

Who is "they"?


Members of the "Basskisser" family.


There you go, you low life. Jim, you are nothing more than a piece of
****. Instantly have to say something about someone's family Off on
another bipolar rant, I'm sure. You'll never act like a man.


Hey..........you asked. ;-)


Hey..........you lowlife.



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On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 16:28:46 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
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Do you know the most common words of an idiot just before he dies?

"Hey, watch this".

"Hey, everybody, watch this!" - every crop duster's last words.

The three worst things to hear in the cockpit:
The first officer says, "I have an idea!"
The captain says, "Hey, watch this!"

"Hey watch this", Frank yelled before he dove 30 feet head first into
3 inches of water.

They usually pass their can of beer to another person before making the
"watch what I can do" last words.

Who is "they"?


Members of the "Basskisser" family.



There you go, you low life. Jim, you are nothing more than a piece of
****. Instantly have to say something about someone's family Off on
another bipolar rant, I'm sure. You'll never act like a man.


I should have read ahead but I guess I really didn't have to. This guy
is so predictible.
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On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 16:28:46 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
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Do you know the most common words of an idiot just before he dies?

"Hey, watch this".

"Hey, everybody, watch this!" - every crop duster's last words.

The three worst things to hear in the cockpit:
The first officer says, "I have an idea!"
The captain says, "Hey, watch this!"

"Hey watch this", Frank yelled before he dove 30 feet head first into
3 inches of water.

They usually pass their can of beer to another person before making the
"watch what I can do" last words.


Who is "they"?



Members of the "Basskisser" family.



You just pulled the trigger. The attack will start...now...
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The one's that say "Hold my beer and watch this"!, of course.

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On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 16:28:46 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
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Do you know the most common words of an idiot just before he dies?

"Hey, watch this".

"Hey, everybody, watch this!" - every crop duster's last words.

The three worst things to hear in the cockpit:
The first officer says, "I have an idea!"
The captain says, "Hey, watch this!"

"Hey watch this", Frank yelled before he dove 30 feet head first into
3 inches of water.


They usually pass their can of beer to another person before making the
"watch what I can do" last words.



Who is "they"?


What does "get bit" mean - in English.
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JimH wrote:

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On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 16:28:46 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
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Do you know the most common words of an idiot just before he dies?

"Hey, watch this".

"Hey, everybody, watch this!" - every crop duster's last words.

The three worst things to hear in the cockpit:
The first officer says, "I have an idea!"
The captain says, "Hey, watch this!"

"Hey watch this", Frank yelled before he dove 30 feet head first into
3 inches of water.

They usually pass their can of beer to another person before making the
"watch what I can do" last words.



Who is "they"?


What does "get bit" mean - in English.


Same grammar book as "If I hadn't boughten that car, I'd have more money
now".




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