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JohnH September 3rd 06 05:18 PM

YO Doug and Bert
 
On Sun, 03 Sep 2006 15:02:35 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"JohnH" wrote in message
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On Sun, 03 Sep 2006 12:49:39 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:


"JohnH" wrote in message
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On Sun, 03 Sep 2006 03:41:04 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:


"Bert Robbins" wrote in message
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JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
"Bert Robbins" wrote in message
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JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
"JimH" wrote in message
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JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
"JohnH" wrote in message
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Don't you guys think the comments about each other's wives is
going
a
little far, even for a political argument?

Syphilis? Come on Doug. That's beneath you, I hope.
--
******************************************
***** Hope your day is great! *****
******************************************

John
John, she comes knocking on my door once a month and I keep
turning
her
away. Once a woman gets hooked on the massive kosher beef
injections,
it's
tough to get the monkey off her back. But, I sent her packing
back
to
the
trailer park.
You are one sick dude.

Bert took off the gloves recently. You got a problem with this?
Complain to him. Or her. Or whatever it is. Otherwise, STFU.
"Took off the gloves?" You really do have a thin skin Doug.

Again, say whatever you want it really doesn't bother me because it
is
the rantings of a lunatic.

You made the rules, you little tampon.

I know your anger comes from your wife leaving you and that you are
still
seeking your fathers approval!

Actually, I left her, and he's perfectly delighted with everything I do
except when I tell users to put their hands behind their heads and keep
them
there when I help them with computer problems. He finds that
condescending,
but I really don't care. It works.

Maybe now you'd like to tell me what's wrong with my water heater.


Do you let your son read what you're posting?

My daughter comes over and can't wait to read the latest in the
newsgroup.
This is the one who saw Jimmy's rantings about the cancer foundation and
asked, "Who's that asshole?" (Sometimes her mouth isn't the cleanest,
but
she's thirty now.)

My point is that I'm not embarrassed to let her read what I've said.
Would
you let your son read what you've written?
John

Sure. He's already seen it. It's part of his orientation to politics.


Does he get a good laugh at your comments about someone's wife?

I find it hard to believe that you, who seem to care so much for the
upbringing of your son, would use your comments as a way to discuss
politics.

But, if you do then I hope he has enough sense to be embarrassed for you.
--
John


I make exceptions just for PatBert, John. You know the pattern. If he lived
next door, he would've been stuffed face-first into my barberry bush, a
vicious monster of a shrub.


Do you tell your son that, with a straight face?
--
John

JoeSpareBedroom September 3rd 06 05:58 PM

YO Doug and Bert
 
"JohnH" wrote in message
...

I make exceptions just for PatBert, John. You know the pattern. If he
lived
next door, he would've been stuffed face-first into my barberry bush, a
vicious monster of a shrub.


Do you tell your son that, with a straight face?
--
John


10 cups very ripe tomatoes, roughly chopped, not peeled
30 cloves of garlic, roughly chopped



JohnH September 3rd 06 06:24 PM

YO Doug and Bert
 
On Sun, 03 Sep 2006 15:58:52 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"JohnH" wrote in message
.. .

I make exceptions just for PatBert, John. You know the pattern. If he
lived
next door, he would've been stuffed face-first into my barberry bush, a
vicious monster of a shrub.


Do you tell your son that, with a straight face?
--
John


10 cups very ripe tomatoes, roughly chopped, not peeled
30 cloves of garlic, roughly chopped


Why ruin it with tomatoes?
--
John

JoeSpareBedroom September 3rd 06 06:27 PM

YO Doug and Bert
 

"JohnH" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 03 Sep 2006 15:58:52 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"JohnH" wrote in message
. ..

I make exceptions just for PatBert, John. You know the pattern. If he
lived
next door, he would've been stuffed face-first into my barberry bush, a
vicious monster of a shrub.


Do you tell your son that, with a straight face?
--
John


10 cups very ripe tomatoes, roughly chopped, not peeled
30 cloves of garlic, roughly chopped


Why ruin it with tomatoes?
--
John


It's a red soup. I suppose you could use cranberry juice instead.



JoeSpareBedroom September 3rd 06 06:28 PM

YO Doug and Bert
 
"JohnH" wrote in message
...

I make exceptions just for PatBert, John. You know the pattern. If he
lived
next door, he would've been stuffed face-first into my barberry bush, a
vicious monster of a shrub.


Do you tell your son that, with a straight face?
--
John


If your neighbor asks to be messed up, would you really be selfish enough to
not honor the request, assuming you weren't in the middle of some other
project?



JohnH September 3rd 06 06:41 PM

YO Doug and Bert
 
On Sun, 03 Sep 2006 16:28:30 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"JohnH" wrote in message
.. .

I make exceptions just for PatBert, John. You know the pattern. If he
lived
next door, he would've been stuffed face-first into my barberry bush, a
vicious monster of a shrub.


Do you tell your son that, with a straight face?
--
John


If your neighbor asks to be messed up, would you really be selfish enough to
not honor the request, assuming you weren't in the middle of some other
project?


If my neighbor desired a heated discussion, I might join him. I certainly
wouldn't call him names or make derogatory comments about his wife to help
win my point.
--
John

JoeSpareBedroom September 3rd 06 06:43 PM

YO Doug and Bert
 
"JohnH" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 03 Sep 2006 16:28:30 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"JohnH" wrote in message
. ..

I make exceptions just for PatBert, John. You know the pattern. If he
lived
next door, he would've been stuffed face-first into my barberry bush, a
vicious monster of a shrub.


Do you tell your son that, with a straight face?
--
John


If your neighbor asks to be messed up, would you really be selfish enough
to
not honor the request, assuming you weren't in the middle of some other
project?


If my neighbor desired a heated discussion, I might join him. I certainly
wouldn't call him names or make derogatory comments about his wife to help
win my point.
--
John


Oh. I thought you were referring to the barberry bush.



basskisser September 3rd 06 08:00 PM

YO Doug and Bert
 

JimH wrote:
"JohnH" wrote in message
...
On 3 Sep 2006 05:26:09 -0700, "basskisser" wrote:


JohnH wrote:
Don't you guys think the comments about each other's wives is going a
little far, even for a political argument?

Syphilis? Come on Doug. That's beneath you, I hope.
--
John, do you remember when JimH and Fritz and others I'll not mention
found it quite acceptable to say nasty things about my wife AND kids? I
sure as hell do. It's things like that that bipolar JimH seems to have
forgotten.


It was wrong then, and it's wrong now.
--
John



Sorry guys, I never said any nasty things about your wives or kids.


Jim, you are either a bald ass liar, or you really DO need to seek help
for your mental condition. Are you REALLY trying to say you never said
nasty things about my wife and kids????? REALLY?? Remember now, almost
everyone that is here now, was here then! And it's easily googled.


~ September 3rd 06 09:11 PM

YO Doug and Bert
 

"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

JimH wrote:
"JohnH" wrote in message
...
On 3 Sep 2006 05:26:09 -0700, "basskisser" wrote:


JohnH wrote:
Don't you guys think the comments about each other's wives is going a
little far, even for a political argument?

Syphilis? Come on Doug. That's beneath you, I hope.
--
John, do you remember when JimH and Fritz and others I'll not mention
found it quite acceptable to say nasty things about my wife AND kids? I
sure as hell do. It's things like that that bipolar JimH seems to have
forgotten.

It was wrong then, and it's wrong now.
--
John



Sorry guys, I never said any nasty things about your wives or kids.


Jim, you are either a bald ass liar, or you really DO need to seek help
for your mental condition. Are you REALLY trying to say you never said
nasty things about my wife and kids????? REALLY?? Remember now, almost
everyone that is here now, was here then! And it's easily googled.


Then why don't you Google it?

Don't know how?

Come on now, you always want others to cite facts.



basskisser September 3rd 06 10:54 PM

YO Doug and Bert
 

~ wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
ups.com...

JimH wrote:
"JohnH" wrote in message
...
On 3 Sep 2006 05:26:09 -0700, "basskisser" wrote:


JohnH wrote:
Don't you guys think the comments about each other's wives is going a
little far, even for a political argument?

Syphilis? Come on Doug. That's beneath you, I hope.
--
John, do you remember when JimH and Fritz and others I'll not mention
found it quite acceptable to say nasty things about my wife AND kids? I
sure as hell do. It's things like that that bipolar JimH seems to have
forgotten.

It was wrong then, and it's wrong now.
--
John


Sorry guys, I never said any nasty things about your wives or kids.


Jim, you are either a bald ass liar, or you really DO need to seek help
for your mental condition. Are you REALLY trying to say you never said
nasty things about my wife and kids????? REALLY?? Remember now, almost
everyone that is here now, was here then! And it's easily googled.


Then why don't you Google it?


I did!

Don't know how?


See above.

Come on now, you always want others to cite facts.


I'm awaiting JimH's answer.



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