Maybe you have to be a teacher to get it~

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at
him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where
he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?" To which she replies, "I
think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to
the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God,
are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table
with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet
celery?"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."
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***** Have a Spectacular Day! *****
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John