"Tim" wrote in message

John Gaquin wrote:

What is your drink of choice?

Sodie pop.

Well, then -- little difference. We beer drinkers prefer the juice of
rotting grain, while wine drinkers [who often somehow fancy themselves
superior] merely shift their preference to the rotting juice of fruit. You,
on the other hand, prefer a chemically altered concoction, so you shift the
rotting process to your own insides during the post-drink phase. :-)