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basskisser May 25th 06 12:28 PM

About beer....
 

Tim wrote:
Hmm, out of all of the people in rec.boats that have read this thread,
only three don't get it, yet those three act like they are the
brilliant ones!!!!!

It's really simple, and I'm sorry you aren't bright enough to figure it

out....


I started the thread , and I still "don't get it" about the identity
stuff.

Why do you think I asked for your identity?

And secondly, why do you think I'd pay $5000.00 , let alone 5c to find
out?



WHOOSH!!!


Jack Goff May 25th 06 12:39 PM

About beer....
 
On 25 May 2006 04:28:01 -0700, "basskisser"
wrote:


Jack Goff wrote:
On 24 May 2006 05:18:15 -0700, "Tim" wrote:

bassy wrote:
Hmm, out of all of the people in rec.boats that have read this thread,
only three don't get it, yet those three act like they are the
brilliant ones!!!!!

It's really simple, and I'm sorry you aren't bright enough to figure it
out....


I started the thread , and I still "don't get it" about the identity
stuff.

Why do you think I asked for your identity?

And secondly, why do you think I'd pay $5000.00 , let alone 5c to find
out?


Bassy is evidently referencing a post he made that he thinks is funny,
or clever. His first mistake is being naive enough to believe that
everyone reads ALL the drivel he posts here.

They don't.

Most of us tune out when he goes into his childish "Is so, is not"
mode. It's the adult thing to do.


Really, then why did you jump into this thread????


So you're admitting you're in that mode now? I'm tuning out.

Tim May 25th 06 01:20 PM

About beer....
 




"WOOSH"?


Wow, what a cheap defense. for some unknown reason you tell me you'll
tell me your identity for $5000.00, and when I question your comment,
you say "never mind"
Then I ask what made you think I'd pay $5000.00 let alone 5c to find
out who you are, and you reply with...."WOOOSH"?


I can understand why many people question your reasoning ability.



basskisser wrote:
Tim wrote:
Hmm, out of all of the people in rec.boats that have read this thread,
only three don't get it, yet those three act like they are the
brilliant ones!!!!!

It's really simple, and I'm sorry you aren't bright enough to figure it

out....


I started the thread , and I still "don't get it" about the identity
stuff.

Why do you think I asked for your identity?

And secondly, why do you think I'd pay $5000.00 , let alone 5c to find
out?



WHOOSH!!!



basskisser May 25th 06 03:59 PM

About beer....
 

Jack Goff wrote:
On 25 May 2006 04:28:01 -0700, "basskisser"
wrote:


Jack Goff wrote:
On 24 May 2006 05:18:15 -0700, "Tim" wrote:

bassy wrote:
Hmm, out of all of the people in rec.boats that have read this thread,
only three don't get it, yet those three act like they are the
brilliant ones!!!!!

It's really simple, and I'm sorry you aren't bright enough to figure it
out....


I started the thread , and I still "don't get it" about the identity
stuff.

Why do you think I asked for your identity?

And secondly, why do you think I'd pay $5000.00 , let alone 5c to find
out?

Bassy is evidently referencing a post he made that he thinks is funny,
or clever. His first mistake is being naive enough to believe that
everyone reads ALL the drivel he posts here.

They don't.

Most of us tune out when he goes into his childish "Is so, is not"
mode. It's the adult thing to do.


Really, then why did you jump into this thread????


So you're admitting you're in that mode now? I'm tuning out.


Uh, you better read what you've written again. See he

Bassy is evidently referencing a post he made that he thinks is funny,
or clever. His first mistake is being naive enough to believe that
everyone reads ALL the drivel he posts here.
They don't.

Again, if you don't read what I post, then what in the hell are you
doing in this thread???? Pretty dense aren't you?


basskisser May 25th 06 04:01 PM

About beer....
 

Tim wrote:
"WOOSH"?


Wow, what a cheap defense. for some unknown reason you tell me you'll
tell me your identity for $5000.00, and when I question your comment,
you say "never mind"
Then I ask what made you think I'd pay $5000.00 let alone 5c to find
out who you are, and you reply with...."WOOOSH"?



Wow, you are thick, huh? Are you REALLY, honestly telling me you don't
get it??????


[email protected] May 25th 06 07:53 PM

About beer....
 
Yes, I am "thick"

I'm 6'3 and weigh about 280 lb.

But I don't show symptoms of being bi-polar.

Now...what's your excuse?




basskisser wrote:
Tim wrote:
"WOOSH"?


Wow, what a cheap defense. for some unknown reason you tell me you'll
tell me your identity for $5000.00, and when I question your comment,
you say "never mind"
Then I ask what made you think I'd pay $5000.00 let alone 5c to find
out who you are, and you reply with...."WOOOSH"?



Wow, you are thick, huh? Are you REALLY, honestly telling me you don't
get it??????



Jim Gemmill May 25th 06 09:29 PM

OT About beer....
 
Two guys are fishing. A bottle floats by their boat and a Genie pops out.
The Genie says, "I grant you one wish." The guy who owns the boat says I
wish this lake was full of beer. And poof, the lake is turned to beer. The
owner says, "Hey, isn't this great?"
His buddy says, "How dumb can you be, now we have to **** in the boat."

Let's get back on topic. Boats and fishing.


wrote in message
ps.com...
Yes, I am "thick"

I'm 6'3 and weigh about 280 lb.

But I don't show symptoms of being bi-polar.

Now...what's your excuse?




basskisser wrote:
Tim wrote:
"WOOSH"?


Wow, what a cheap defense. for some unknown reason you tell me you'll
tell me your identity for $5000.00, and when I question your comment,
you say "never mind"
Then I ask what made you think I'd pay $5000.00 let alone 5c to find
out who you are, and you reply with...."WOOOSH"?



Wow, you are thick, huh? Are you REALLY, honestly telling me you don't
get it??????





[email protected] May 25th 06 09:45 PM

OT About beer....
 
I thought we were on topic. I know a lot of people that drink beer and
fish. and unfortunatly, I know of some that tank beer and boat...

For some , beer goes with fishing, that is , while fishing, while
cleaningfish, and while eating fish


see? we're still on topic




Jim Gemmill wrote:
Two guys are fishing. A bottle floats by their boat and a Genie pops out.
The Genie says, "I grant you one wish." The guy who owns the boat says I
wish this lake was full of beer. And poof, the lake is turned to beer. The
owner says, "Hey, isn't this great?"
His buddy says, "How dumb can you be, now we have to **** in the boat."

Let's get back on topic. Boats and fishing.


wrote in message
ps.com...
Yes, I am "thick"

I'm 6'3 and weigh about 280 lb.

But I don't show symptoms of being bi-polar.

Now...what's your excuse?




basskisser wrote:
Tim wrote:
"WOOSH"?


Wow, what a cheap defense. for some unknown reason you tell me you'll
tell me your identity for $5000.00, and when I question your comment,
you say "never mind"
Then I ask what made you think I'd pay $5000.00 let alone 5c to find
out who you are, and you reply with...."WOOOSH"?


Wow, you are thick, huh? Are you REALLY, honestly telling me you don't
get it??????




JohnH May 25th 06 10:00 PM

OT About beer....
 
On Thu, 25 May 2006 13:29:41 -0700, "Jim Gemmill"
wrote:

Two guys are fishing. A bottle floats by their boat and a Genie pops out.
The Genie says, "I grant you one wish." The guy who owns the boat says I
wish this lake was full of beer. And poof, the lake is turned to beer. The
owner says, "Hey, isn't this great?"
His buddy says, "How dumb can you be, now we have to **** in the boat."

Let's get back on topic. Boats and fishing.

Good joke!
--
'Til next time,

John H

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basskisser May 26th 06 01:46 PM

OT About beer....
 

JohnH wrote:
On Thu, 25 May 2006 13:29:41 -0700, "Jim Gemmill"
wrote:

Two guys are fishing. A bottle floats by their boat and a Genie pops out.
The Genie says, "I grant you one wish." The guy who owns the boat says I
wish this lake was full of beer. And poof, the lake is turned to beer. The
owner says, "Hey, isn't this great?"
His buddy says, "How dumb can you be, now we have to **** in the boat."

Let's get back on topic. Boats and fishing.

Good joke!
--
'Til next time,

John H


At about 3AM, I was drunk as a skunk. I came home just in time to hear
the cuckoo clock cuckoo three times. Quickly coming up with a plan, I
cuckooed nine more times, hoping my wife would think it was midnight. I
was very proud of myself.

The next day, my wife asked what time I got home, and I replied,
"Midnight, just like I said."

She said that was good, and for some reason she said we needed a new
cuckoo clock. When I asked why, she answered, "Last night when it
cuckooed midnight, it cuckooed three times, said '****!,' cuckooed four
more times, farted, cuckooed three times, cleared its throat, cuckooed
two more times and then started giggling."



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