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JohnH May 1st 06 07:53 PM

A very nice thing they did
 
On 1 May 2006 07:48:49 -0700, "basskisser" wrote:


JohnH wrote:
On Sun, 30 Apr 2006 18:08:54 GMT, "Calif Bill"
wrote:




For number 1, it is a bucket. Number 2, means stop at a marina or hike into
the woods. Only Porta-Potty we have is for the camper and that is only for
#1 unless desperate.


Exactly!
--
'Til next time,

John H



I ALWAYS keep a roll of toilet paper on my bass boat!!!! And, when in a
pinch, I've been known to use my underwear, and leave them!


You're a much nicer guy than I. I keep paper towels. They're useful for
more than just wiping a butt!
--
'Til next time,

John H

******************************************
***** Have a Spectacular Day! *****
******************************************

Reginald P. Smithers May 1st 06 08:08 PM

A very nice thing they did
 
JimH,
The last thing my wife would think I was being is considerate, if I told her
to squat on a porta pottie or if I had to carry the porta potty home to
clean it out. The marinas all are on septic tanks, and do not allow dumping
porta potties in the toilets.
She would want me to, and I would eagerly go to, a marina with a clean
toilet. If I did not have a head aboard the boat, I would remind everyone
before we left the marina is to "hit the head". Just becuase someone does
not like the idea of having a porta potty onboard a boat, doesn't mean that
person is inconsiderate.


" JimH" jimh_osudad@yahooDOT comREMOVETHIS wrote in message
...


On Sun, 30 Apr 2006 16:18:30 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers"
wrote:

I have to agree with you and JohnH, I would hate to have a porta potty on
board any boat, either on mine, or a friends. # 1 over the side, or in
the
water, #2 is in a marina.



Another considerate person thinking of the needs of his
wife..............Come on honey, if you have to go so bad just squat over
the gunwhale and let it go. ;-)


There are too many ways for a porta potty to make
a mess in a boat, none of them pretty.



Name them.

I *never* had any problems when we had porta potties in our smaller boats.




Black Dog May 1st 06 08:10 PM

A very nice thing they did
 
JimH wrote:
On Sun, 30 Apr 2006 16:18:30 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers"
wrote:


I have to agree with you and JohnH, I would hate to have a porta potty on
board any boat, either on mine, or a friends. # 1 over the side, or in
the
water, #2 is in a marina.




Another considerate person thinking of the needs of his
wife..............Come on honey, if you have to go so bad just squat over
the gunwhale and let it go. ;-)


My friend, an Ontario Provincial Police officer who gets the
much-vied-for summer boating duty, tells me that about 80% of male
drowning victims are found with their flys down. Yup, guys taking a
leak over the side.

I rarely survive an afternoon's sail without a trip to the head, and I
don't even drink beer. If my husband were as understanding as a few of
you guys he'd be sailing alone (actually he wouldn't be sailing at all
because he would never have bought the boat because I would have said -
no we aren't buyin that POS! are you f'in crazy! I ain't goin on that
thing! there's nowhere to pee but over the side!)


OTOH - I am the one who maintains/empties it.

JimH May 1st 06 08:45 PM

A very nice thing they did
 

"Black Dog" wrote in message
.. .
JimH wrote:
On Sun, 30 Apr 2006 16:18:30 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers"
wrote:


I have to agree with you and JohnH, I would hate to have a porta potty
on
board any boat, either on mine, or a friends. # 1 over the side, or in
the
water, #2 is in a marina.




Another considerate person thinking of the needs of his
wife..............Come on honey, if you have to go so bad just squat over
the gunwhale and let it go. ;-)


My friend, an Ontario Provincial Police officer who gets the much-vied-for
summer boating duty, tells me that about 80% of male drowning victims are
found with their flys down. Yup, guys taking a leak over the side.

I rarely survive an afternoon's sail without a trip to the head, and I
don't even drink beer. If my husband were as understanding as a few of
you guys he'd be sailing alone (actually he wouldn't be sailing at all
because he would never have bought the boat because I would have said - no
we aren't buyin that POS! are you f'in crazy! I ain't goin on that thing!
there's nowhere to pee but over the side!)


OTOH - I am the one who maintains/empties it.


Thanks for pounding some sense into these numskulls who somehow think it is
difficult to use and keep clean. ;-)

I like the responses saying that they would ask their wife to wait till they
get back to the dock. Heck, when my wife needs to pee, she needs to pee.
Same with me. We aren't waiting for a 20-30 minute ride back to the marina.






basskisser May 1st 06 09:28 PM

A very nice thing they did
 

JohnH wrote:
On 1 May 2006 07:48:49 -0700, "basskisser" wrote:


JohnH wrote:
On Sun, 30 Apr 2006 18:08:54 GMT, "Calif Bill"
wrote:




For number 1, it is a bucket. Number 2, means stop at a marina or hike into
the woods. Only Porta-Potty we have is for the camper and that is only for
#1 unless desperate.


Exactly!
--
'Til next time,

John H



I ALWAYS keep a roll of toilet paper on my bass boat!!!! And, when in a
pinch, I've been known to use my underwear, and leave them!


You're a much nicer guy than I. I keep paper towels. They're useful for
more than just wiping a butt!
--
'Til next time,

John H

But sometimes, wiping is the only thing that counts! One of the guys I
fish with I think has an overactive digestive tract, and it seems that
getting out on a boat makes that condition flare up. I swear, I ask him
every single time if he needs to take a dump before we shove off. No.
About five minutes motoring and next thing I'll hear, if we are in my
boat, is "pull over there".....


Don White May 1st 06 10:52 PM

A very nice thing they did
 
JohnH wrote:
On 1 May 2006 07:48:49 -0700, "basskisser" wrote:


JohnH wrote:

On Sun, 30 Apr 2006 18:08:54 GMT, "Calif Bill"
wrote:


For number 1, it is a bucket. Number 2, means stop at a marina or hike into
the woods. Only Porta-Potty we have is for the camper and that is only for
#1 unless desperate.


Exactly!
--
'Til next time,

John H



I ALWAYS keep a roll of toilet paper on my bass boat!!!! And, when in a
pinch, I've been known to use my underwear, and leave them!



You're a much nicer guy than I. I keep paper towels. They're useful for
more than just wiping a butt!
--
'Til next time,

John H

******************************************
***** Have a Spectacular Day! *****
******************************************


I also keep the baby wipes. Good for washing up after if you don't
have pressurized water.

Don White May 1st 06 11:11 PM

A very nice thing they did
 
basskisser wrote:
JohnH wrote:

On 1 May 2006 07:48:49 -0700, "basskisser" wrote:


JohnH wrote:

On Sun, 30 Apr 2006 18:08:54 GMT, "Calif Bill"
wrote:


For number 1, it is a bucket. Number 2, means stop at a marina or hike into
the woods. Only Porta-Potty we have is for the camper and that is only for
#1 unless desperate.


Exactly!
--
'Til next time,

John H


I ALWAYS keep a roll of toilet paper on my bass boat!!!! And, when in a
pinch, I've been known to use my underwear, and leave them!


You're a much nicer guy than I. I keep paper towels. They're useful for
more than just wiping a butt!
--
'Til next time,

John H


But sometimes, wiping is the only thing that counts! One of the guys I
fish with I think has an overactive digestive tract, and it seems that
getting out on a boat makes that condition flare up. I swear, I ask him
every single time if he needs to take a dump before we shove off. No.
About five minutes motoring and next thing I'll hear, if we are in my
boat, is "pull over there".....


Your lucky to have so many places to stop.
Here, you'd better have a head on board, or it's a long way between
restrooms.

JimH May 1st 06 11:18 PM

A very nice thing they did
 

"Don White" wrote in message
...
JohnH wrote:
On 1 May 2006 07:48:49 -0700, "basskisser" wrote:


JohnH wrote:

On Sun, 30 Apr 2006 18:08:54 GMT, "Calif Bill"

wrote:


For number 1, it is a bucket. Number 2, means stop at a marina or hike
into
the woods. Only Porta-Potty we have is for the camper and that is only
for
#1 unless desperate.


Exactly!
--
'Til next time,

John H


I ALWAYS keep a roll of toilet paper on my bass boat!!!! And, when in a
pinch, I've been known to use my underwear, and leave them!



You're a much nicer guy than I. I keep paper towels. They're useful for
more than just wiping a butt!
--
'Til next time,

John H

******************************************
***** Have a Spectacular Day! *****
******************************************


I also keep the baby wipes. Good for washing up after if you don't have
pressurized water.




Can we redirect this to the original
topic...............................please?



JimH May 1st 06 11:20 PM

A very nice thing they did
 

" JimH" jimh_osudad@yahooDOT comREMOVETHIS wrote in message
...

"Don White" wrote in message
...
JohnH wrote:
On 1 May 2006 07:48:49 -0700, "basskisser" wrote:


JohnH wrote:

On Sun, 30 Apr 2006 18:08:54 GMT, "Calif Bill"

wrote:


For number 1, it is a bucket. Number 2, means stop at a marina or
hike into
the woods. Only Porta-Potty we have is for the camper and that is
only for
#1 unless desperate.


Exactly!
--
'Til next time,

John H


I ALWAYS keep a roll of toilet paper on my bass boat!!!! And, when in a
pinch, I've been known to use my underwear, and leave them!


You're a much nicer guy than I. I keep paper towels. They're useful for
more than just wiping a butt!
--
'Til next time,

John H

******************************************
***** Have a Spectacular Day! *****
******************************************


I also keep the baby wipes. Good for washing up after if you don't have
pressurized water.




Can we redirect this to the original
topic...............................please?



BTW: Not blaming you for taking it OT Don. ;-)




Don White May 2nd 06 12:05 AM

A very nice thing they did
 
JimH wrote:
" JimH" jimh_osudad@yahooDOT comREMOVETHIS wrote in message
...

"Don White" wrote in message
...

JohnH wrote:

On 1 May 2006 07:48:49 -0700, "basskisser" wrote:



JohnH wrote:


On Sun, 30 Apr 2006 18:08:54 GMT, "Calif Bill"

wrote:



For number 1, it is a bucket. Number 2, means stop at a marina or
hike into
the woods. Only Porta-Potty we have is for the camper and that is
only for
#1 unless desperate.


Exactly!
--
'Til next time,

John H


I ALWAYS keep a roll of toilet paper on my bass boat!!!! And, when in a
pinch, I've been known to use my underwear, and leave them!


You're a much nicer guy than I. I keep paper towels. They're useful for
more than just wiping a butt!
--
'Til next time,

John H

******************************************
***** Have a Spectacular Day! *****
******************************************

I also keep the baby wipes. Good for washing up after if you don't have
pressurized water.




Can we redirect this to the original
topic...............................please?




BTW: Not blaming you for taking it OT Don. ;-)



naw..it was probably that Smithers character!


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