JohnH wrote:
On Sun, 02 Apr 2006 16:23:40 -0400, Harry Krause
wrote:


JimH wrote:

"Bryan" wrote in message
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JimH wrote:

"Bryan" wrote in message
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Holy cow!
I can't decide whether my mouth is hanging open because of the price of
these yachts, the size of these yachts, the opulence, the luxury, or
the kind of money these people must have access to in order to have
these yachts.

I'm looking at one right now that has an "18 hole golf course."

You guys have got to watch this episode; amazing!


Here are the 9 holes I plan for my 21 footer. http://tinyurl.com/ll9wy

Chip'n'putt?

Actually, what he had was a crew that went out in the "skiff" and placed
floating holes in the water.
The yacht had an area near the stern where the deck dropped and slid out
of the way and a tee green rose up to replace the deck.
The owner would play golf from there and the skiff crew would collect the
balls with a net.
Whoever came closest to the hole was the winner of that hole.


Hell I can do that with my 21 footer. I guess the value just increased
seeing I have an 18 hole golf course aboard.

(My wife and kids will be in the water in inner tubes holding
flags...........the closest to them wins. Repeat 18 times.)




I'm more plebeian when I'm out with the guys. We simply pee over the
side and vote on who has the longest stream.


I hope you obey the 'no hands' rule!
--
'Til next time,

John H

No 'hands rule'?
Can't you control your hands?

On Sun, 02 Apr 2006 23:23:42 GMT, Don White wrote:

JohnH wrote:
On Sun, 02 Apr 2006 16:23:40 -0400, Harry Krause
wrote:


JimH wrote:

"Bryan" wrote in message
y.com...

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
news:KbGdndFxXccbsK3ZnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@comcast .com...

JimH wrote:

"Bryan" wrote in message
digy.com...

Holy cow!
I can't decide whether my mouth is hanging open because of the price of
these yachts, the size of these yachts, the opulence, the luxury, or
the kind of money these people must have access to in order to have
these yachts.

I'm looking at one right now that has an "18 hole golf course."

You guys have got to watch this episode; amazing!


Here are the 9 holes I plan for my 21 footer. http://tinyurl.com/ll9wy

Chip'n'putt?

Actually, what he had was a crew that went out in the "skiff" and placed
floating holes in the water.
The yacht had an area near the stern where the deck dropped and slid out
of the way and a tee green rose up to replace the deck.
The owner would play golf from there and the skiff crew would collect the
balls with a net.
Whoever came closest to the hole was the winner of that hole.


Hell I can do that with my 21 footer. I guess the value just increased
seeing I have an 18 hole golf course aboard.

(My wife and kids will be in the water in inner tubes holding
flags...........the closest to them wins. Repeat 18 times.)




I'm more plebeian when I'm out with the guys. We simply pee over the
side and vote on who has the longest stream.


I hope you obey the 'no hands' rule!
--
'Til next time,

John H

No 'hands rule'?
Can't you control your hands?

Once upon a time, Mary and Johnny were sitting on the front porch just
talking. After a bit, Johnny told Mary he had to go pee.

Mary said, "I'll bet I can pee farther than you."

Johnny, knowing better, said, "OK, it's a bet." Whereupon they both pulled
their pants down. Mary lay back on the porch and shot a stream out about
three feet.

Johnny just chuckled, grabbed his little wee-wee and aimed for a spot about
six feet from the porch.

At which time, Mary said, "Oh no you don't, NO HANDS!"
--
'Til next time,

John H

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Harry Krause wrote:
JimH wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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JimH wrote:
"Bryan" wrote in message
m...
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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JimH wrote:
"Bryan" wrote in message
m...
Holy cow!
I can't decide whether my mouth is hanging open because of the price
of these yachts, the size of these yachts, the opulence, the luxury,
or the kind of money these people must have access to in order to
have these yachts.

I'm looking at one right now that has an "18 hole golf course."

You guys have got to watch this episode; amazing!

Here are the 9 holes I plan for my 21 footer.
http://tinyurl.com/ll9wy
Chip'n'putt?
Actually, what he had was a crew that went out in the "skiff" and placed
floating holes in the water.
The yacht had an area near the stern where the deck dropped and slid out
of the way and a tee green rose up to replace the deck.
The owner would play golf from there and the skiff crew would collect
the balls with a net.
Whoever came closest to the hole was the winner of that hole.

Hell I can do that with my 21 footer. I guess the value just increased
seeing I have an 18 hole golf course aboard.

(My wife and kids will be in the water in inner tubes holding
flags...........the closest to them wins. Repeat 18 times.)

I'm more plebeian when I'm out with the guys. We simply pee over the side
and vote on who has the longest stream.


He-he. Longest distance or time?



Hmmm. Never had a "time" competition. Good idea.

I like distance better. Some people can slow their stream down to a
trickle, and pee for an hour! Also, would older guys with prostate
problems be ringers?

basskisser wrote:
Harry Krause wrote:
JimH wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
JimH wrote:
"Bryan" wrote in message
m...
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
. ..
JimH wrote:
"Bryan" wrote in message
m...
Holy cow!
I can't decide whether my mouth is hanging open because of the price
of these yachts, the size of these yachts, the opulence, the luxury,
or the kind of money these people must have access to in order to
have these yachts.

I'm looking at one right now that has an "18 hole golf course."

You guys have got to watch this episode; amazing!

Here are the 9 holes I plan for my 21 footer.
http://tinyurl.com/ll9wy
Chip'n'putt?
Actually, what he had was a crew that went out in the "skiff" and placed
floating holes in the water.
The yacht had an area near the stern where the deck dropped and slid out
of the way and a tee green rose up to replace the deck.
The owner would play golf from there and the skiff crew would collect
the balls with a net.
Whoever came closest to the hole was the winner of that hole.

Hell I can do that with my 21 footer. I guess the value just increased
seeing I have an 18 hole golf course aboard.

(My wife and kids will be in the water in inner tubes holding
flags...........the closest to them wins. Repeat 18 times.)
I'm more plebeian when I'm out with the guys. We simply pee over the side
and vote on who has the longest stream.

He-he. Longest distance or time?


Hmmm. Never had a "time" competition. Good idea.

I like distance better. Some people can slow their stream down to a
trickle, and pee for an hour! Also, would older guys with prostate
problems be ringers?

This conversation has really gotten weird.

--
Reggie

"That's my story and I am sticking to it."

Harry Krause wrote:
Reggie Smithers wrote:
basskisser wrote:
Harry Krause wrote:
JimH wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
JimH wrote:
"Bryan" wrote in message
m...
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
. ..
JimH wrote:
"Bryan" wrote in message
m...
Holy cow!
I can't decide whether my mouth is hanging open because of
the price
of these yachts, the size of these yachts, the opulence, the
luxury,
or the kind of money these people must have access to in
order to
have these yachts.

I'm looking at one right now that has an "18 hole golf course."

You guys have got to watch this episode; amazing!

Here are the 9 holes I plan for my 21 footer.
http://tinyurl.com/ll9wy
Chip'n'putt?
Actually, what he had was a crew that went out in the "skiff"
and placed
floating holes in the water.
The yacht had an area near the stern where the deck dropped and
slid out
of the way and a tee green rose up to replace the deck.
The owner would play golf from there and the skiff crew would
collect
the balls with a net.
Whoever came closest to the hole was the winner of that hole.

Hell I can do that with my 21 footer. I guess the value just
increased
seeing I have an 18 hole golf course aboard.

(My wife and kids will be in the water in inner tubes holding
flags...........the closest to them wins. Repeat 18 times.)
I'm more plebeian when I'm out with the guys. We simply pee over
the side
and vote on who has the longest stream.

He-he. Longest distance or time?


Hmmm. Never had a "time" competition. Good idea.
I like distance better. Some people can slow their stream down to a
trickle, and pee for an hour! Also, would older guys with prostate
problems be ringers?

This conversation has really gotten weird.



Naw. It's just a different kind of ****ing contest.

Are you man enough to step up?

I don't want to put everyone else to shame.

--
Reggie

"That's my story and I am sticking to it."

On 3 Apr 2006 07:23:23 -0700, "basskisser" wrote:


Harry Krause wrote:
JimH wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
JimH wrote:
"Bryan" wrote in message
m...
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
. ..
JimH wrote:
"Bryan" wrote in message
m...
Holy cow!
I can't decide whether my mouth is hanging open because of the price
of these yachts, the size of these yachts, the opulence, the luxury,
or the kind of money these people must have access to in order to
have these yachts.

I'm looking at one right now that has an "18 hole golf course."

You guys have got to watch this episode; amazing!

Here are the 9 holes I plan for my 21 footer.
http://tinyurl.com/ll9wy
Chip'n'putt?
Actually, what he had was a crew that went out in the "skiff" and placed
floating holes in the water.
The yacht had an area near the stern where the deck dropped and slid out
of the way and a tee green rose up to replace the deck.
The owner would play golf from there and the skiff crew would collect
the balls with a net.
Whoever came closest to the hole was the winner of that hole.

Hell I can do that with my 21 footer. I guess the value just increased
seeing I have an 18 hole golf course aboard.

(My wife and kids will be in the water in inner tubes holding
flags...........the closest to them wins. Repeat 18 times.)

I'm more plebeian when I'm out with the guys. We simply pee over the side
and vote on who has the longest stream.


He-he. Longest distance or time?



Hmmm. Never had a "time" competition. Good idea.

I like distance better. Some people can slow their stream down to a
trickle, and pee for an hour! Also, would older guys with prostate
problems be ringers?

What's a ringer? As an older guy with a prostrate problem, I'm entitled to
know!
--
'Til next time,

John H

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***** Have a Spectacular Day! *****
******************************************

Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:
On Mon, 03 Apr 2006 12:19:43 -0400, Reggie Smithers
wrote:

Harry Krause wrote:
Reggie Smithers wrote:
basskisser wrote:
Harry Krause wrote:
JimH wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
JimH wrote:
"Bryan" wrote in message
m...
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
. ..
JimH wrote:
"Bryan" wrote in message
m...
Holy cow!
I can't decide whether my mouth is hanging open because of
the price
of these yachts, the size of these yachts, the opulence, the
luxury,
or the kind of money these people must have access to in
order to
have these yachts.

I'm looking at one right now that has an "18 hole golf course."

You guys have got to watch this episode; amazing!

Here are the 9 holes I plan for my 21 footer.
http://tinyurl.com/ll9wy
Chip'n'putt?
Actually, what he had was a crew that went out in the "skiff"
and placed
floating holes in the water.
The yacht had an area near the stern where the deck dropped and
slid out
of the way and a tee green rose up to replace the deck.
The owner would play golf from there and the skiff crew would
collect
the balls with a net.
Whoever came closest to the hole was the winner of that hole.

Hell I can do that with my 21 footer. I guess the value just
increased
seeing I have an 18 hole golf course aboard.

(My wife and kids will be in the water in inner tubes holding
flags...........the closest to them wins. Repeat 18 times.)
I'm more plebeian when I'm out with the guys. We simply pee over
the side
and vote on who has the longest stream.

He-he. Longest distance or time?


Hmmm. Never had a "time" competition. Good idea.
I like distance better. Some people can slow their stream down to a
trickle, and pee for an hour! Also, would older guys with prostate
problems be ringers?

This conversation has really gotten weird.
Naw. It's just a different kind of ****ing contest.

Are you man enough to step up?

I don't want to put everyone else to shame.

Using one of these are we?

http://www.whizzinator.com/
Tom,
I hate to ask, how did you find this site?

--
Reggie

"That's my story and I am sticking to it."

On Tue, 04 Apr 2006 10:13:56 GMT, Shortwave Sportfishing
wrote:

On Tue, 04 Apr 2006 00:18:55 -0400, Reggie Smithers
wrote:

Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:
On Mon, 03 Apr 2006 12:19:43 -0400, Reggie Smithers
wrote:

Harry Krause wrote:
Reggie Smithers wrote:
basskisser wrote:
Harry Krause wrote:
JimH wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
JimH wrote:
"Bryan" wrote in message
m...
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
. ..
JimH wrote:
"Bryan" wrote in message
m...
Holy cow!
I can't decide whether my mouth is hanging open because of
the price
of these yachts, the size of these yachts, the opulence, the
luxury,
or the kind of money these people must have access to in
order to
have these yachts.

I'm looking at one right now that has an "18 hole golf course."

You guys have got to watch this episode; amazing!

Here are the 9 holes I plan for my 21 footer.
http://tinyurl.com/ll9wy
Chip'n'putt?
Actually, what he had was a crew that went out in the "skiff"
and placed
floating holes in the water.
The yacht had an area near the stern where the deck dropped and
slid out
of the way and a tee green rose up to replace the deck.
The owner would play golf from there and the skiff crew would
collect
the balls with a net.
Whoever came closest to the hole was the winner of that hole.

Hell I can do that with my 21 footer. I guess the value just
increased
seeing I have an 18 hole golf course aboard.

(My wife and kids will be in the water in inner tubes holding
flags...........the closest to them wins. Repeat 18 times.)
I'm more plebeian when I'm out with the guys. We simply pee over
the side
and vote on who has the longest stream.

He-he. Longest distance or time?


Hmmm. Never had a "time" competition. Good idea.
I like distance better. Some people can slow their stream down to a
trickle, and pee for an hour! Also, would older guys with prostate
problems be ringers?

This conversation has really gotten weird.
Naw. It's just a different kind of ****ing contest.

Are you man enough to step up?

I don't want to put everyone else to shame.

Using one of these are we?

http://www.whizzinator.com/
Tom,
I hate to ask, how did you find this site?

I know all and see all.

Ok, I was reading an insurance company drug testing memo yesterday
while starting an employee manual and this was one of the things
mentioned as a dodge.

To say I was slightly amused is understatement.

Tom, the picture with you in the dog's eye was pretty cool! I forgot to
mention it when I saw it in the 'other place'.

Reggie - sorry for intruding on this thread!
--
'Til next time,

John H

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JohnH wrote:
On 3 Apr 2006 07:23:23 -0700, "basskisser" wrote:


Harry Krause wrote:
JimH wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
JimH wrote:
"Bryan" wrote in message
m...
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
. ..
JimH wrote:
"Bryan" wrote in message
m...
Holy cow!
I can't decide whether my mouth is hanging open because of the price
of these yachts, the size of these yachts, the opulence, the luxury,
or the kind of money these people must have access to in order to
have these yachts.

I'm looking at one right now that has an "18 hole golf course."

You guys have got to watch this episode; amazing!

Here are the 9 holes I plan for my 21 footer.
http://tinyurl.com/ll9wy
Chip'n'putt?
Actually, what he had was a crew that went out in the "skiff" and placed
floating holes in the water.
The yacht had an area near the stern where the deck dropped and slid out
of the way and a tee green rose up to replace the deck.
The owner would play golf from there and the skiff crew would collect
the balls with a net.
Whoever came closest to the hole was the winner of that hole.

Hell I can do that with my 21 footer. I guess the value just increased
seeing I have an 18 hole golf course aboard.

(My wife and kids will be in the water in inner tubes holding
flags...........the closest to them wins. Repeat 18 times.)

I'm more plebeian when I'm out with the guys. We simply pee over the side
and vote on who has the longest stream.


He-he. Longest distance or time?



Hmmm. Never had a "time" competition. Good idea.

I like distance better. Some people can slow their stream down to a
trickle, and pee for an hour! Also, would older guys with prostate
problems be ringers?

What's a ringer? As an older guy with a prostrate problem, I'm entitled to
know!
--
'Til next time,

John H

It's a person sure to win in a given contest. As a person with prostate
problems, you must admit, at times you'd be a shoe-in for a peeing time
trial! By the way, one time I got an infection in my prostate, THAT
sumbitch hurt!

On 4 Apr 2006 09:09:43 -0700, "basskisser" wrote:


JohnH wrote:
On 3 Apr 2006 07:23:23 -0700, "basskisser" wrote:


Harry Krause wrote:
JimH wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
JimH wrote:
"Bryan" wrote in message
m...
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
. ..
JimH wrote:
"Bryan" wrote in message
m...
Holy cow!
I can't decide whether my mouth is hanging open because of the price
of these yachts, the size of these yachts, the opulence, the luxury,
or the kind of money these people must have access to in order to
have these yachts.

I'm looking at one right now that has an "18 hole golf course."

You guys have got to watch this episode; amazing!

Here are the 9 holes I plan for my 21 footer.
http://tinyurl.com/ll9wy
Chip'n'putt?
Actually, what he had was a crew that went out in the "skiff" and placed
floating holes in the water.
The yacht had an area near the stern where the deck dropped and slid out
of the way and a tee green rose up to replace the deck.
The owner would play golf from there and the skiff crew would collect
the balls with a net.
Whoever came closest to the hole was the winner of that hole.

Hell I can do that with my 21 footer. I guess the value just increased
seeing I have an 18 hole golf course aboard.

(My wife and kids will be in the water in inner tubes holding
flags...........the closest to them wins. Repeat 18 times.)

I'm more plebeian when I'm out with the guys. We simply pee over the side
and vote on who has the longest stream.


He-he. Longest distance or time?



Hmmm. Never had a "time" competition. Good idea.

I like distance better. Some people can slow their stream down to a
trickle, and pee for an hour! Also, would older guys with prostate
problems be ringers?

What's a ringer? As an older guy with a prostrate problem, I'm entitled to
know!
--
'Til next time,

John H

It's a person sure to win in a given contest. As a person with prostate
problems, you must admit, at times you'd be a shoe-in for a peeing time
trial! By the way, one time I got an infection in my prostate, THAT
sumbitch hurt!

Does the time count if you fall asleep while leaning against the wall
taking a leak in the middle of the night?
--
'Til next time,

John H

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